Leonardo Bonucci (108 Viewers)

[Scottish]

Like it's actually incredible how great his facial aesthetics are.

And combined with the fact that he's a wonderful father, and protector/provider of his family...its just.

I can't. I can't take it all in properly. He's my hero.

He fuckin knows it too

 

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[Fr3sh]

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

He fuckin knows it too

God how I love skinny legs.

 

[Klin]

I want him to tell me bed time stories.

 

[Hust]

Bonucci: ‘Vidal my pranking victim’
By Football Italia staff

Leonardo Bonucci recalls pranking Bayern Munich’s Arturo Vidal at Juventus: “He was my favourite victim.”

The Chile international left the Old Lady for the German champions in the summer but Bonucci admits ‘he might be happy I can’t joke with him anymore’.

“I make a lot of jokes, before my favourite victim was Vidal,” Bonucci told Sky Italia.

“Now he’s not here and maybe he’s happy because I can’t do it to him anymore.

“We did all sorts of things. Once I completely dismantled his bed, he found his mattress on the balcony and his sheets all over the place.

“Has he deleted me from WhatsApp now he’s at Bayern? No, we still talk.

“Whistles? I’m very used to them…When things at Juventus weren’t going well I got booed by 40,000 people at the Stadium.

“Now there’s applause, but I don’t pay attention to whistles anymore.”
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@Klin

 

[Ocelot]

 

[DAiDEViL]

Bonucci bullied him out. what a man

“We did all sorts of things. Once I completely dismantled his bed, he found his mattress on the balcony and his sheets all over the place.

WTF? did i get drunk yesterday? what the hell happened? let me call my friend Bonucci.

 

[Fr3sh]

 

[Cheesio]

 

[Seven]

He's so fucking handsome.

Imagine you see a shirtless Bonucci doing pullups at Bondi beach, what do you do?

EDIT: before you say the Bondi jokes are getting old, I just find the word 'Bondi' to be incredibly amusing. It just sounds so Australian.

 

[DAiDEViL]

this @Bianconero_Aus wet dream:

@Alex-444

 

[Klin]

This page.

 

[Vlad]

This page.

Check the Serie A thread

 

[kao_ray]

 

[Klin]

Check the Serie A thread

OK.

What's the deal with you and Voller btw?

 

[Vlad]

OK.

What's the deal with you and Voller btw?

just a banter

 

[Klin]

just a banter

Then stop it.

He's a softie.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Then stop it.

He's a softie.

he can take it.

 

[Klin]

he can take it.

No.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Imagine you see a shirtless Bonucci doing pullups at Bondi beach, what do you do?

EDIT: before you say the Bondi jokes are getting old, I just find the word 'Bondi' to be incredibly amusing. It just sounds so Australian.

No I actually love this ongoing Bondi feud

Carry on