Leonardo Bonucci (33 Viewers)

[Bianconero_Aus]

Quechua is also the language

I wanna learn Guaraní

 

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[IliveForJuve]

I wanna learn Guaraní

Kids have to learn at least one indigenous language in school thanks to our Indio government. Almost everyone chooses guaraní where I live.

I was lucky enough to graduate before that came into force .

 

[Fr3sh]

Kids have to learn at least one language in school thanks to our Indio government. Almost everyone chooses guaraní where I live.

I was lucky enough to graduate before that came into force .

I'd love to live in the amazon with aboriginals, bet i'd be a serious jaguar warrior.

 

[IliveForJuve]

I'd love to live in the amazon with aboriginals, bet i'd be a serious jaguar warrior.

I edited my post. I meant to say one indigenous language

Jaguars would enjoy eating such an easy and exotic prey.

 

[Fr3sh]

I edited my post. I meant to say one indigenous language

Jaguars would enjoy eating such an easy and exotic prey.

Nah bruh, I'll be like them jaguar warriors ghosting in the jungle.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Nah bruh, I'll be like them jaguar warriors ghosting in the jungle.

From Wikipedia:

"To become a jaguar warrior, a member of the Aztec army had to capture twelve enemies during two consecutive battles. This was said to honor their gods in a way far greater than killing enemy soldiers in the battlefield. For a warrior to kill an enemy was considered clumsy."

You would be high and clumsy all the time. Sorry, fam.

 

[Fr3sh]

From Wikipedia:

"To become a jaguar warrior, a member of the Aztec army had to capture twelve enemies during two consecutive battles. This was said to honor their gods in a way far greater than killing enemy soldiers in the battlefield. For a warrior to kill an enemy was considered clumsy."

You would be high and clumsy all the time. Sorry, fam.

I'm not clumsy at all, i have great dexterity despite having a fucked up arm, my legs are Roberto Carlos like, my feet are super quick. I will lick frogs, increase focus.

 

[IliveForJuve]

I'm not clumsy at all, i have great dexterity despite having a fucked up arm, my legs are Roberto Carlos like, my feet are super quick. I will lick frogs, increase focus.

You also have to drink your own piss.

 

[Fr3sh]

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

You also have to drink your own piss.

He prefers to piss in his workmate's boots.

 

[Wittl]

He prefers to piss in his workmate's boots.

And drinks it that way

 

[Klin]

So much cringe after the final here.

Selling Bonucci would be a disastrous move, especially considering how old our other defenders are.

You people are scum.

 

[juventus4life]

How much Citeh are willing to pay?

 

[Xperd]

I have a feeling he's decided to leave already.

There's just way too much competition for him right now. Can't see us bumping his wages again.

 

[Fr3sh]

He prefers to piss in his workmate's boots.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I love your work escapades

You going to move up north and teach the Innuit children soon bro?

 

[Scottish]

How do you know what it is?

What what is? It lives for Juve and its location doesn't make sense that's all I know. In the world.

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How's the recovery bro ?

Doing alright. Over the final loss, I think but feeling pretty downbeat about what the hell to do from here.

 

[The Quazis]

Tough one. From one side he's a very good defender with exceptional passing ability. From the other hand though, he's already 30yo, this is the last chance to cash in on him. We also have Rugani who can become even better than him. It somehow reminds me when Juve sold Baggio to make room for Del Piero.

 

[ADP1897]

Tough one. From one side he's a very good defender with exceptional passing ability. From the other hand though, he's already 30yo, this is the last chance to cash in on him. We also have Rugani who can become even better than him. It somehow reminds me when Juve sold Baggio to make room for Del Piero.

Difference is, when Baggio leave we still have peak Ravanelli and Vialli alongside DP.
Bonnuci can't and shouldn't leave, we should make a new backline with Bon as a core..
In 2 years, Gigi and Barza probably wont be here, Chiello will assume Barzagli role here, so it's important to have a leader at backline. Max should introduce and give more responsibility for Rugani, whilst use Benatia aswell.

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[The Quazis]

Difference is, when Baggio leave we still have peak Ravanelli and Vialli alongside DP.
Bonnuci can't and shouldn't leave, we should make a new backline with Bon as a core..
In 2 years, Gigi and Barza probably wont be here, Chiello will assume Barzagli role here, so it's important to have a leader at backline. Max should introduce and give more responsibility for Rugani, whilst use Benatia aswell.

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Both Vialli and Ravanelli were gone shortly after Baggio. Assuming Bonucci will be gone this summer, we still have Benatia and Rugani who can step in. Not to mention Barzagli and Chiellinni of course. Also, Mandragora can play a CB in emergency situation.