Lack of taste! (2 Viewers)

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++



I mate of mine has his own saying (doesn't translate as well, but what can you do).

He says: a girl cant be ugly as I can be drunk.

here's a favourite saying of mine.


Some people are like Slinkies.

They're pretty useless, but they always bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

 

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[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


here's a favourite saying of mine.


Some people are like Slinkies.

They're pretty useless, but they always bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


here's a favourite saying of mine.


Some people are like Slinkies.

They're pretty useless, but they always bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

That's a bit explicit for my taste. I'd prefer something that implies just that but doesn't actually say it. Prolly just me.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++


That's a bit explicit for my taste. I'd prefer something that implies just that but doesn't actually say it. Prolly just me.

Coming from someone who admires Will Smith's rapping skills.

Oh yeah, I'm not taking that with just a grain of salt, I'm using the whole fukking salt mine

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++



Coming from someone who admires Will Smith's rapping skills.

Good call

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


For me, its either Jessica Alba or Eva Mendes.

Or both, I'm not picky.


edit- Zlatan ,the Olsen Twins????

Just say you wouldn't and I'll smack you on the head

They're every teenagers fantasy. Or is it just me?


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*disclaimer* I'm not sure that it's really them on the pics

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++



Just say you wouldn't and I'll smack you on the head

They're every teenagers fantasy. Or is it just me?


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*disclaimer* I'm not sure that it's really them on the pics

I seriously doubt that's them.

Besides, I liked them better when they were 17.

You know, that whole "Countdown to when you don't feel guilty over being in the middle of an underage sandwich" thing

 

[Zlatan]

What are you talking about, i never felt gueilty, even when they were 15. Then again, I'm not a middle age man


My mate says (the same one): As long as they can reach the doorknob...

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
shit, I actually fooled someone piss off with your "erm, I think he was joking"

Esteban, 100% correctomondo matey

menace, I apologise, I thought you were referring to Monica rather than Faria

Jesus Christ, Tom. What are you? Texan?

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
What are you talking about, i never felt gueilty, even when they were 15. Then again, I'm not a middle age man


My mate says (the same one): As long as they can reach the doorknob...

If there's grass on the field, its time to play ball

 

[Slagathor]

If there's grass on the field it's time to mow it

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


If there's grass on the field, its time to play ball

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
If there's grass on the field it's time to mow it

Oh, I agree.

I hate it when it gets stuck in the teeth

 

[Slagathor]

Yeah, flossing ain't what you wanna do at a moment like that

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Yeah, flossing ain't what you wanna do at a moment like that

You got that right.


Thank god for hair removal products

It can get a little skittish with just a razor

 

[Pete]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
I think we need a Juventuz "who is the world's sexiest woman" poll - and yes, monica gets my vote

emma thats a brill quote I'm gonna remember that one

Maria Sharapova deserves a mention. Yes, because we've all got 'Wimbledon-fever'.

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
You got that right.


Thank god for hair removal products

It can get a little skittish with just a razor

Oh yeah, hate the shaving rash, it's disgusting.

Just rip it off babe

 

[peckface]

Elin Grindemyr :lick:

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Oh yeah, hate the shaving rash, it's disgusting.

Just rip it off babe

I can deal with a landing strip, but anything more than that is just overkill.


I lived the 80's babe, I don't need to be reminded of it.
Excuse me while a find some hedgeclippers.

And this thread has officially gone to hell.

Great Job, Erik. I can't take all the credit on this

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by pecker ] ++
Elin Grindemyr :lick:

Wow, those are some of the hottest x's I've ever seen

Or am I the only one who can't see the photos???