Today I noticed a can of Pepsi in a grocery store, so here's my fresh analytics based on it.
1. Pepsi = Pep si, i.e. Pep is confirmed.
2. The can was blue, Momblano talked about the Blue blood, i.e. Pep is confirmed.
3. It was the can, which means Emre Can will be an important part of the Pep's team.
4. There was a drink inside the can. Drink = Drinkwater. Pep wants to have Drinkwater in the squad too. Where Drinkwater is now? At Chelsea. It explains who Juventus are discussing with Chelsea. It has nothing to do with Sarri.
5. We all know that Paratici is kind of socially awkward and his English isn't perfect. When he called Chelsea to ask about Drinkwater for the first time, he was so nervous that when they asked him "what do you want?" he panicked, said "sorry", and hung up the phone. Due to his English, it sounded like "Sarri". So, "What do you want?" - "Sarri". That's where all the rumors about Sarri stemmed from.
Wow, so insightful, I probably should create a Twitter account.