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A_LAcki

A_LAcki

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Dec 23, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by River ] ++
A women saw a scottish guy wearing a kilt and said to him "Ive always wondered, what do you wear under those kilts"

The Scottish guy told her to put her hand up his kilt and find out. She put her hand up and touched his (well you know) and said "eww thats gruesome"

The Scottish guy replied "Do it again and it will grow-some more"

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thats great!
 
River

River

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Jun 15, 2004
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Ahh dam ill try again

3 dwarfs realised that the there was a 'guniness book of records' show on in town. The first dwarf said he had small feet so would try to get the record for the worlds smallest feet. He went to the show and when he cam back announced 'yeah i got the record, im in'

The second dwarf realised he had very small hands, and with his brothers success he decided to try. He went to the show and when he came back annouced 'yeah i got it, im in'

The third dwarf couldnt believe it, he knew he had a small ***** so decided he would try out for the record for the worlds smallest *****, he went to the show and when he came back annouched '**** sake, who the hell is zlatan.'
 
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