Juventuz Over-the-Fence gossip. (16 Viewers)

[Dostoevsky]

Juventuz exclusives (true stories, no gossip), Dec 22nd:

* Asif (Iceman) does not really exist. He is just a figment of Sheik's imagination.
* Ahmed's real name is Cinderella Louisa Semplice the Third.
* Dusan once had unprotected sex with a fire extinguisher. Afterwards he ate it, without toppings.

F you.

 

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[Ford Prefect]

I heard that seven was actually a muslim

 

[X Æ A-12]

I heard that seven was actually a muslim

 

[.zero]

* Dusan once had unprotected sex with a fire extinguisher. Afterwards he ate it, without toppings.

 

[Bozi]

Juvetuz exclusives-

Jack-runs like girl!

King Ale-is really Alens wife in disguise,she is sharpening her Lorraine Bobbit knife as we speak

Andries-is really a Jew

Red-doesn't really molest sheep,he loves them tenderly

Mark-doesn't get exclusives,he makes it all up and deletes the threads that are proved wrong....then he comes to your house and erases your memory

I heard that seven was actually a muslim

a muslim jew? it would explain why he hates everyone,not like me,i just hate people who plagiarise

 

[Ford Prefect]

kyle, you got me...this is what i look like

and this is where i was last night

(im third on the left)

I havent heard such accuracy anywhere, im a member of 'hope not hate' and the 'anti racism league' to bring it down from the inside

sorry boz i didnt read the 4 pages before this.

 

[bianconero]

thats not an exclusive,thats common knowledge

Dru-isn't really a vegetarian,he is just worried that the meat is still alive and will burst out of his chest a la Kane in Alien

Bianconero-isn't really a literati,he was kidnapped by Bill and Ted and brought to their school science project,they just forgot to take him back

Rab-is the result of a cloning experiment using the discarded piece of foreskin that stopped Delpie peeing when he was 7

Curr-is desperately looking for a wife,he has been practising his "get back in the kitchen" slap for months now

Who are Bill and Ted, and are they members of Juventuz?

 

[bianconero]

I heard that seven was actually a muslim

Like it:

I heard that Elvin was actually a virgin.

 

[X Æ A-12]

kyle, you got me...this is what i look like

and this is where i was last night

(im third on the left)

I havent heard such accuracy anywhere, im a member of 'hope not hate' and the 'anti racism league' to bring it down from the inside

sorry boz i didnt read the 4 pages before this.

You couldn't hide forever.

I was at the meeting last night to, that is me in the center. Like my haircut?

Who are Bill and Ted, and are they members of Juventuz?

You've never seen Bill and Ted's excellent adventure?

Like it:

I heard that Elvin was actually a virgin.

Animals don't count right?

 

[Elvin]

Animals don't count right?

Good one

 

[Ford Prefect]

Bian is you havent seen bill and ted, check this


most famousest scene in it.

 

[.zero]

You've never seen Bill and Ted's excellent adventure?

i love those movies

 

[bianconero]

You couldn't hide forever.

I was at the meeting last night to, that is me in the center. Like my haircut?

You've never seen Bill and Ted's excellent adventure?


Animals don't count right?

No, what is it a film/TV?

Only mammals count, not chickens.

 

[Bozi]

Who are Bill and Ted, and are they members of Juventuz?

they are 2 complete imbeciles who know nothing but spout off the most inane drivel...i suppose they would fit right in here

Like it:

I heard that Elvin was actually a virgin.

see i think you missed the point of this game, you are supposed to take something that isn't true and make it funny

 

[Enron]

Perhaps Bozi could revamp his creative genuis that brought us the Capello files and do a bi-annually-semi monthly- occassionally- meh whenever he finds time-gossip column?

 

[swag]

they are 2 complete imbeciles who know nothing but spout off the most inane drivel...i suppose they would fit right in here

To paraphrase Office Space: those are just straight shooters with "Juve's Board of Directors" written all over them.

 

[Bozi]

Perhaps Bozi could revamp his creative genuis that brought us the Capello files and do a bi-annually-semi monthly- occassionally- meh whenever he finds time-gossip column?

that....could be arranged

 

[Albertmare]

Bozi had a dream as a Genie when he was a kid , you heard it first here.

 

[.zero]

Perhaps Bozi could revamp his creative genuis that brought us the Capello files and do a bi-annually-semi monthly- occassionally- meh whenever he finds time-gossip column?

man i miss those epic tales

 

[IrishZebra]

ItalienTodd is secretly Ahmed...