Dear Moggi,
I am writing to you as a big fan of all the work you have done for the mighty Juventus. As you can see, our brain-dead management has no foresight and planning skills, suck in the art of persuasion, are cheap bastards with no ambition and are cowards. Forget what the board has done to you, please do the fans a favour. We have missed Champions League for 2 years and we desperately want to make it next year. This weekend we play Sampdoria with a possible back-line of Birindelli, Grygera, Boumsong and Molinaro. They will be facing Carraciolo, Montella, Bellucchi and Cassano

Do something!
Yours truly,
Craka