I know you're only trying to be witty, and get more green squares. After all, you don't care for this team, you're here to socialize. Which is where we differ.
Did you ever support Juventus in bad times? No, you cried like a spoiled 31-year old baby.
I won't go into details about who's the bigger Juve-fan, because who is to decide? Certainly not you. You have the right to call yourself a Juve-fan, even though I consider you merely a glory hunter.
As I've said earlier, it would be disgusting to witness you celebrate the Scudetto, seriously.