Juventuz Bar Thread (4 Viewers)

[Red]

Do you feel big and clever now?

 

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[Enron]

Meh.

Aberdeen away games routinely involved drinking from 9am to 3pm and then from 5pm until whenever one goes home.

Don't need to make up games.

Only game I play is "Get to the bottom".

 

[Enron]

You know bans have been given for less. If this were the whiskey thread...

 

[ZoSo]

Do you feel big and clever now?

Yes, very much so.

 

[Fint]

Can I ask the American users if Tuborg is considered a fancy beer, I see it in a lot of pop videos and movies. There's obviously a huge marketing campaign going there? It's just that it's considered piss over here, it's only sold in supermarkets and st a seriously low price, like a euro per can.

 

[Martin]

ok cmon Tuborg is kinda cool

 

[icemaη]

It must be the closest thing to taste like piss.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I've never tasted piss, so I have no idea.

 

[Fint]

Really? Do you enjoy the taste of it? I'd put it in the same bracket as Dutch Gold. Not trying to knock Dutch beers obviously.

 

[Martin]

I've never tasted piss, so I have no idea.

Exactly, I too am disturbed by all the people with expertise in strange areas.

 

[Martin]

Really? Do you enjoy the taste of it? I'd put it in the same bracket as Dutch Gold. Not trying to knock Dutch beers obviously.

Tbh I don't have the foggiest memory of it. Most beers however are incredibly similar one to the other. I don't remember Tuborg making any meaningful distinction.

 

[Fint]

You did say it was cool though?

Congrats on the 50k post btw

 

[Martin]

You did say it was cool though?

Congrats on the 50k post btw

That was on ideological grounds. Carlsberg is forever tainted for their awful partnership with a club that should not be named. Meanwhile the Danes are happy, cheerful people so I like to think a product like Tuborg would export that quality :xfinger:

Thanks. I feel like a guy who's digging a hole and just reached a depth of 100m. wtf am I still doing.

 

[Fint]

That was on ideological grounds. Carlsberg is forever tainted for their awful partnership with a club that should not be named. Meanwhile the Danes are happy, cheerful people so I like to think a product like Tuborg would export that quality :xfinger:

Thanks. I feel like a guy who's digging a hole and just reached a depth of 100m. wtf am I still doing.

Cannot stand Carlsberg, and it's accosiation with that particular club only deepens my distaste for it further

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Really? Do you enjoy the taste of it? I'd put it in the same bracket as Dutch Gold. Not trying to knock Dutch beers obviously.

It was OK.

Tbh I don't have the foggiest memory of it. Most beers however are incredibly similar one to the other. I don't remember Tuborg making any meaningful distinction.

Yup. Most beers that I've tried almost taste the same. The only distinct ones I've tried is Hoegaarden. That was some nice beer.

 

[Fint]

Hoegaarden and Erdinger too, tasty stuff.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

The problem is that it's hard to find classy beer here. It's mostly riddled with Kingfisher, which is a locally and nationally famous beer, followed by all the other popular stuff, like Carlsberg, Fosters, Tuborg, etc. The only reason I tried that Hoegaarden was cos a friend of mine got it from Amsterdam.

 

[Martin]

It was OK.


Yup. Most beers that I've tried almost taste the same. The only distinct ones I've tried is Hoegaarden. That was some nice beer.

Yes, but don't say that in front of beer snobs. Hoegaarden is like the most ordinary beer, it's like the Heineken of Belgium. So when some clown turns up who requires something more unique you'll be getting your clock cleaned for bringing it up.

 

[Martin]

Btw I like Amstel.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm past beer anyway. Rarely have it these days. I'll have shitty whiskey over excellent beer anyway of the week!