Juventuz Bar Thread (5 Viewers)

[HelterSkelter]

Dr.Pepper cannot buy you love.

7up can.

 

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[Cuti]

Dr Pepper: whats the worst that can happen? You don't liek the taste

7up:whats teh worst that can happen? You die

 

[ĵџvє_вãвγ]

Bow down to the king.

here is the queen..***..

 

[HelterSkelter]

You die and go to heaven.Not that you dont touch heaven when 7up goes down your throat,but still.

 

[Lion]

Dr.Pepper cannot buy you love.

7up can.

Dr. Pepper gets you women. Hot women

7 up doesn't get you women.

 

[HelterSkelter]

here is the queen..***..

The king fucks his queen very often

 

[HelterSkelter]

7up is king.7up rules all,and 7up is untouchable.

There is god..then there's Cassano..and then there's 7up..

This is now a part of the Juventuz constitution.

 

[Luca]

what about michael jacksons Jesus juice?

surely that's what cassano and albert drink

 

[HelterSkelter]

Doesnt that have a 'Only Suitable for Minors' tag on it?

 

[Cuti]

You die and go to heaven.Not that you dont touch heaven when 7up goes down your throat,but still.

Drinking 7up is looked down on in Heaven, its on the same level as committing suicide. And if you believe committing suicide you'll get 72 virgins you'll get 72 computers nerds

Dr. Pepper gets you women. Hot women

7 up doesn't get you women.

The King of the Jungle has spoken

The king fucks his queen very often

But in actual fact the so called king is not the king and thus the queen pretends to do the king but when he finishes after 1 minute, she goes to The real King, who is also a Dr, and spends a whole night without sleeping

7up is king.7up rules all,and 7up is untouchable.

There is god..then there's Cassano..and then there's 7up..

This is now a part of the Juventuz constitution.

No the Juventuz constitution clearly states:

1)God
2)Del Piero
3)Drunkenness
4)Anti-Zlatan
5)Dr Pepper
1000000000000000000000000000000)Inter supporters
1000000000000000000000000000001)7up

 

[HelterSkelter]

You mixed 1 and 2.Seriously.

 

[Cuti]

I actually was going to put Del Piero as 1 but then i feared people would bomb my car Hint Hint

 

[HelterSkelter]

I would only do that if you insult 7up.

 

[Red]

7up is pish.

Irn Bru pisses all over other soft drinks.

 

[Cuti]

I used to take that like 10years ago, what was its flavour?

 

[Red]

God knows.

It is unique.

The adverts used to claim it was made from iron girders.

 

[HelterSkelter]

Fido Dido is the coolest 'brand ambassador' of all time.

 

[Kosta]

Playboy bunny beats him by mile.

 

[Bozi]

Fido Dido is the coolest 'brand ambassador' of all time.

you really should see the irn bru adverts, some of the funniest you will see

 

[Red]