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[Azzurri7]

Its great to be back training with the rest of the team !

I'm doing just fine on my path to complete recovery and better physical condition; in the last few days we've increased the intensity of physical activities, both in gym and on the pitch, practicing also with Rab's balls.

My wish to play and to be fit is growing day by day. My stomach is almost as huge as it was during last season.
In the coming weeks we'll be playing many important matches, which we want to win by all means, especially the ones against Real Italiens FC, and I'll be there to support my team mates.

See you soon, Iceman
..***..

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STOMACHI GRASSI DO IT BETTER
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

..***in ICEMAN we trust***..

Malena​

 

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[Azzurri7]

Friday 6 November

Gazzetta dello Sport
Flue hits seven players from Atalanta, two of them already dead
Martin: I trust Osman but....
Cassano: Sampdoria fans can eat my deck
Albert-Dusan partying out late and late for training

Corriere dello Sport
Lippi: I don't hate Cassano but I don't like him
Ahmed-Byrone-Sheik: We are not bench materials
Ferrara wants Juve to focus
Sergio to Real Italiens FC?

Tuttosport
Wahdan-Sabsab dating? check page 6
Manos: Stomachi Grassi players stole my lunch
Ranieri: Manos is my son and I'm taking legal action
Seven: At least put my brother to play if I'm susp

 

[KB824]

Rab, my buyout clause in my contract with Pasta Primavera is 207.00 USD, a copy of "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2", a used Vespa, and the Godfather Trilogy on Blu-Ray

And I want first team football. If these demands cannot be met, then fughetaboutdit

 

[Azzurri7]

Rab, my buyout clause in my contract with Pasta Primavera is 207.00 USD, a copy of "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2", a used Vespa, and the Godfather Trilogy on Blu-Ray

And I want first team football. If these demands cannot be met, then fughetaboutdit

Lets wait for the Mang and see what they decide, as a team captain I always want great players to join us but lets see what Osman-iknowitall will say about this.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Dusan denies partying out late

Gazzetta wrote that? Nothing less you can expect from Milanisti newspapers. I wasn't partying out even though I wanted to. Albert gave me a call and said there's going to be an awesome party but he drove me to a kindergarten saying there's a new group of kids coming.

After being asked why was he late at training Dusan said "I was so depressed that I had to go get drunk with Christina and Sabet and apparently Tuttosport got everything wrong, as usual"

 

[KB824]

Sergio close to Real Italien FC, says agent

Chefboyardee.com
November 6th 2009

Luigi Farfalli Bolognese, the agent for Pasta Primavera and Liga 36D starlet Rocco Siffredi Sergio Antonio Luigi Lenza, Jr., better known as Sergio, has admitted recently to Chefboyardee.com that negotiations are heating up between his current club and top flight contenders Real Italien, FC.

"Things are lookin' good, wikkid good ova heah. Weez tinks dat we can gets dis dun, like soooona radda den latah. Ohhh, you'ze know what I'm sayin? No?? , You'ze donts knows wat I'm sayin? Me, Needah. Whaddaya want from me, I'z gotz a fort grade eudmacation. I waz flippin pizzas at Tony's Pizzeria in Bed-Stuy when Sergio came up to me and said "Ay oh. Youza flippa da pizza wikkid good. Come heah, I got a job for youze"

When questioned about these comments, Real Italien director Mark replied.

"Huh? Anybody have a fucking clue as to what he just said?? Anyone?? Anyway, Sergio is a promising player, but we have concerns over his real age. Although the website says he's 20, the birth certificate he sent us was covered in meat sauce, so we couldn't read it. And to make matters worse, when our scouts went out there for his match versus F.C. Fettucine Alfredo, there was a defibrialtor on the sideline, and a large vat of arthritis creme. Therefore, we cannot comment any further. It is pure speculation"

In 10 Liga 36D games this season, Sergio has scored 17 goals, 14 assists, 3 gold chains out of the visitor's locker rooms, 5 sets of rims from the parking lot, and the "Frank Sinatra Box Set" from the Best Buy in Parma

 

[X Æ A-12]

Is it possible to try out for one of these clubs?

 

[Mark]

Hey Gino Camaro! It's the fat boys or Italiens. Make up your mind. I'm the GM of FC Real Italiens.

 

[Mark]

Is it possible to try out for one of these clubs?

Do you weight more than 250lbs? If so, the Stomachi Grassi camp is over there, between the Dunkin Donuts and McDonalds. If your love your hair more thna your gf and love pasta then we could give you a 3 day trial.

 

[KB824]

Hey Gino Camaro! It's the fat boys or Italiens. Make up your mind. I'm the GM of FC Real Italiens.

Oh, you are???


Hmmm.......................................


Are you willing to paythe buyout clause?? Also, you'll need to waive the physical.

 

[Byrone]

I have an article coming soon & there's a list of free agents & youth players coming through.

Rab or Mark,ill pm the list to you guys.Can you make a poll for the opposing fans to choose their fav players?

 

[X Æ A-12]

@ mark I masturbate to marina sauce and I rent out my hair to cook Mcdonald's frys
Gf's are a place to store your penis during the cold months, nothing else

 

[KB824]

I just read that Cronios is the head of the medical staff for F.C. Real Italiens.

Mark, you definitely have to waive the physical for me to join.

I'm not bending over and coughing for him. It will end up turning into a gay porn scene that I want no part of

 

[Mark]

Oh, you are???


Hmmm.......................................


Are you willing to paythe buyout clause?? Also, you'll need to waive the physical.

Free Canelloni, 3 year contract.

 

[KB824]

Free Canelloni, 3 year contract.

I just fixed the article.

You'll need to give in to those buyout clause demands, Mark.

 

[Mark]

@ mark I masturbate to marina sauce and I rent out my hair to cook Mcdonald's frys
Gf's are a place to store your penis during the cold months, nothing else

Here's a shirt and some Alberto Vo5. Let's see if you cam impress us.

I just read that Cronios is the head of the medical staff for F.C. Real Italiens.

Mark, you definitely have to waive the physical for me to join.

I'm not bending over and coughing for him. It will end up turning into a gay porn scene that I want no part of

Unlike Stomachi Grassi's physical where you pass if you can enter the room we need to know if your not allergic to parmeggiano reggiano.

 

[Mark]

I talked to Pasta Primavera GM Tony Canelloni and when I said I was interested in signing R S S A L L Jr he replied "TAKE HIM! TAKE HIM NOW!, wait you want him as a player or cook?"

 

[Azzurri7]

at Sergio, you should have fucking posted back then, gold article that was.


Byrone, we can do the poll, but first we have to finish from transfers, I see Mark working for example but Osman doing nothing. Stomachi Grassi should fire this man.

 

[Snoop]

 

[Byrone]

at Sergio, you should have fucking posted back then, gold article that was.


Byrone, we can do the poll, but first we have to finish from transfers, I see Mark working for example but Osman doing nothing. Stomachi Grassi should fire this man.

Ok when i get some free time ill send you the pm,Rab.