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Today's headlines: What the papers say...
Today's front-page headlines from Gazzetta , Juventuz Timez, Tuttosport & Tuttifruiti.
Gazzetta
Official: The leaning tower if Risa buys Pisa football club & renames it Risa FC.(who would have guessed??) funded by Kevin the Junkie.
Real Italiens coach Sir Alen Ferguson hits Zlatanhimovic with a stunner,calls him a zingaro & says oranges are not allowed during training.We think Sir Alen has chewed way too much gum!
Passport scandal: Ze Tahirorrist in possession of four passports(Pakistan,Kenya,Sweden & USA questioned over this).
Real Italiens fitness coach Antares arrested for smuggling cocahina,he alleges that he was going to learn new fitness techniques at Mocha Juniors FC.Yeah Right!
Sheepadeen fans hurl sheep & strippers from the stadium ledge,investigations continue as rumour has it that the The Bozman is responsible.
Xabi Aaronso & Burkoff were spotted in a dark alley exposing their goose necks(their ball sacks),giggling & screaming like a bunch of teenagers at a New Kidz on the block Concert.We think Christina was there too but we cant prove it.
Juventuz Timez
The great Juventuz love story,Real Italiens president Bozi marries the massage physio.Terms of the marriage entail The Bozman cooking & Cigdem watching tv from the bedroom.We know whats under that kilt & boy oh boy she doesn’t know how big that bagpipe really is!
Stomy CB Blondu demands attention as Azzuri7 steals the show.Well Blondu you didn’t stick with Stomy through Cereal B,so you can soap it!
Head Medical Staff Dr Giovanotti inspects Byrone:Its not true what they say about African men & the size of their dongs but he has a really really long tongue!
Stomachi Grassi FC. General Manager Osmanknowitall & Director Right-said-Fred try to tempt Stomy legend Erik-with-an-A-K-My-Hands-are Plentyful out out retirement.
Stomy playmaker Andy condemns Real Italiens & labels them footballing terrorists!Man this guys gives Osmanknowitall a run for his money,not only is he an expert in weather & finance but he sure showed Bush how to fight terrorism!
Tuttosport
Tuttosport Apologises! Mark we are sorry,we can confirm that his sausage runs from Montreal to Vancouver.Just don’t let Manos mistake your sausage as his lunch mmmkay!
Real Italiens LB Vlatkovic: When Jah gave out brains,Maherda was at the back of line & fell asleep!We know this hence his limited intellect.
Maherda to Vlatkovic: You smell like a shoe! We send a reporter to throw a shoe at Maherda once the opportunity arises!
Stomy RB Dule & Real Italiens SS Dru were seen grumbling at Meeeeelan Mcdonalds screaming “whats for lunch” at each other.Apparently they became so insane due to hunger that they bumped into each other & became on mangled player known as Drusan.Stomachi Grassi FC. & Real Italiens FC. Doctors came together(not the sick & sexual way) to perform surgery to separate the two players.
Reports that Real Italiens assistant coach was seen at the HQ of Power Rangers FC,this has caused mass riots in Sheepadeen as he is still a clear legend & player at his former team.
Tuttifruiti (Brand new paper for the fans with an alternative lifestyle)
Stomy & Real Italien massage physios Hooringo & Christina were seen creating havoc at a club near Fartzio FC based near Italie Capital Romedome.Hooringo had a bootle of 7 ounce in her hand screaming “I love you Cuti”.Christina was not so classy as she was caught taking a dump in Real Italiens Director Lawnchair Bes’s brand new Failiat.Whats even more strange is that the piece of junk car had Spirelli tires on!
When asked about the whole commotion Lawnchair Bes calmly replied “I know where she lives,what school she went to,what her favourite boy bands are & most importantly I have spy cams hidden all over her room” Reports eminating from Real Italie FC is that Lawnchair Bes will ask for a sweat soaked t-shirt & damp socks from Christina as compensation.
Iceman,xXx, Sheik Yerbouti ,Ahmed,Gep ,Lion & Luca were spotted in Chinky Town near Nipples,apparently the super subs bunked training to buy some Chinese tea.Chinese tea is a big hit in Nipples as its used for smoking.As they were goofing around in the store a fierce looking chinky woman screamt “hully up & buy & I feel solly for your madas”
The Super subs were last seen crammed in xXx’s Spamborghini in a cloud of smoke singing “move bitch get out the way”.
Today's front-page headlines from Gazzetta , Juventuz Timez, Tuttosport & Tuttifruiti.
Gazzetta
Official: The leaning tower if Risa buys Pisa football club & renames it Risa FC.(who would have guessed??) funded by Kevin the Junkie.
Real Italiens coach Sir Alen Ferguson hits Zlatanhimovic with a stunner,calls him a zingaro & says oranges are not allowed during training.We think Sir Alen has chewed way too much gum!
Passport scandal: Ze Tahirorrist in possession of four passports(Pakistan,Kenya,Sweden & USA questioned over this).
Real Italiens fitness coach Antares arrested for smuggling cocahina,he alleges that he was going to learn new fitness techniques at Mocha Juniors FC.Yeah Right!
Sheepadeen fans hurl sheep & strippers from the stadium ledge,investigations continue as rumour has it that the The Bozman is responsible.
Xabi Aaronso & Burkoff were spotted in a dark alley exposing their goose necks(their ball sacks),giggling & screaming like a bunch of teenagers at a New Kidz on the block Concert.We think Christina was there too but we cant prove it.
Juventuz Timez
The great Juventuz love story,Real Italiens president Bozi marries the massage physio.Terms of the marriage entail The Bozman cooking & Cigdem watching tv from the bedroom.We know whats under that kilt & boy oh boy she doesn’t know how big that bagpipe really is!
Stomy CB Blondu demands attention as Azzuri7 steals the show.Well Blondu you didn’t stick with Stomy through Cereal B,so you can soap it!
Head Medical Staff Dr Giovanotti inspects Byrone:Its not true what they say about African men & the size of their dongs but he has a really really long tongue!
Stomachi Grassi FC. General Manager Osmanknowitall & Director Right-said-Fred try to tempt Stomy legend Erik-with-an-A-K-My-Hands-are Plentyful out out retirement.
Stomy playmaker Andy condemns Real Italiens & labels them footballing terrorists!Man this guys gives Osmanknowitall a run for his money,not only is he an expert in weather & finance but he sure showed Bush how to fight terrorism!
Tuttosport
Tuttosport Apologises! Mark we are sorry,we can confirm that his sausage runs from Montreal to Vancouver.Just don’t let Manos mistake your sausage as his lunch mmmkay!
Real Italiens LB Vlatkovic: When Jah gave out brains,Maherda was at the back of line & fell asleep!We know this hence his limited intellect.
Maherda to Vlatkovic: You smell like a shoe! We send a reporter to throw a shoe at Maherda once the opportunity arises!
Stomy RB Dule & Real Italiens SS Dru were seen grumbling at Meeeeelan Mcdonalds screaming “whats for lunch” at each other.Apparently they became so insane due to hunger that they bumped into each other & became on mangled player known as Drusan.Stomachi Grassi FC. & Real Italiens FC. Doctors came together(not the sick & sexual way) to perform surgery to separate the two players.
Reports that Real Italiens assistant coach was seen at the HQ of Power Rangers FC,this has caused mass riots in Sheepadeen as he is still a clear legend & player at his former team.
Tuttifruiti (Brand new paper for the fans with an alternative lifestyle)
Stomy & Real Italien massage physios Hooringo & Christina were seen creating havoc at a club near Fartzio FC based near Italie Capital Romedome.Hooringo had a bootle of 7 ounce in her hand screaming “I love you Cuti”.Christina was not so classy as she was caught taking a dump in Real Italiens Director Lawnchair Bes’s brand new Failiat.Whats even more strange is that the piece of junk car had Spirelli tires on!
When asked about the whole commotion Lawnchair Bes calmly replied “I know where she lives,what school she went to,what her favourite boy bands are & most importantly I have spy cams hidden all over her room” Reports eminating from Real Italie FC is that Lawnchair Bes will ask for a sweat soaked t-shirt & damp socks from Christina as compensation.
Iceman,xXx, Sheik Yerbouti ,Ahmed,Gep ,Lion & Luca were spotted in Chinky Town near Nipples,apparently the super subs bunked training to buy some Chinese tea.Chinese tea is a big hit in Nipples as its used for smoking.As they were goofing around in the store a fierce looking chinky woman screamt “hully up & buy & I feel solly for your madas”
The Super subs were last seen crammed in xXx’s Spamborghini in a cloud of smoke singing “move bitch get out the way”.
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