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You insult me. No one talk to me, never speak, I know I play good, you kaka, you lie on my face, take pretty pictures, kiss kiss, but bench, you only walk in ground i pee pee on, I score goals, leave, play for other team, you not have balls in trousers, you have womens knickers on, I plenty energy, give good head, play on wing, middle field, left back in dressing room, you insult me...
Saturday 23 May, 2009
Blog:Is Byrone on the way Out?*
With promising star bench warmer Byrone's future up in the air with a recent spat involving Stomachi Grassi FC club captain Azzuri7 Fawaz,Klonios Doomios thinks its time for the outspoken player to seek greener pastures.
In a recent turn of events Byrone's persistent mood swings have caused quite the stir in the Grassi camp.In a week where Byrone has accused Real Italiens FC coach(Alen) of chatting up Grassi massage physiotherapist (Hoori) & trying to destabilise the squad he has come out(not from the closet) but to spill all Stomachi Grassi FC's dirty laundry in public.To make matters worse he has also accused club captian Azzuri7 Fawaz of being involved in a love triangle with socialite tranny Elvinha & convicted paedophile Real Italiens FC player Albertini that could ultimately ruin the club.Byrone has also accused Hoori of using underhand tactics to cause him to lose weight therefore lose his once proud stomach.
We are doomed Azzuri7, plays every game but has no skill,i think Jack is Azzuri7's father its ridiculous he exclaimed.Then there's the odd exclusion of the rectum wrecker pado,who has gained excessive weight but is continuosly left on the bench dispite his extra gruelling training sessions by stealing womans shoes,fapping into them releasing excess protein & extending his fapp count by ten fold.
Pado aka rectum wrecker pictured below:
When the news broke out about his possible transfer to Stomachi Grassi FC, one fan even declared "i thought darkies are supposed to be black,what the f**K is this shite,he is not Grassi material he's skinnier than nicole ritchie f**k" & another said "it is a well known fact that players from the african continent are the worstexcept players from Lybia,Stomachi Grassi FC coach Jack the spliffer showed conclusive facts according to his geographical theory that Byrone is a flop to begin with".That did not stop General Manager Osmaknowitall & Director Right-said-Fred from signing the african star,he's a darkie we know it but he's from Nelson Mandela's country so he must be decent but all credit must go to the excellent work done by our transfer guru Dumbass Devil,his connections in the Triade & Zionists helped us convince that stubborn african team to release their star player.Basically Dumbass Devil was the rope between Orlando Somali Pirates & Byrone said Osmaknowitall.On the day Byrone was to be presented to the media & fans Dumbass Devil was heard chanting "Come la Stomy" which did not sit well with the Stomy faithful.
Director Right-said-Fred was not available for comment but was heard singing this song out aloud in his office:
"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Meeeeeeeeelan too sexy for Meeeeeeeelan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this club"
This has further more infuriated Stomachi Grassi FC fans who have constantly demanded the resignation of Osmaknowitall & Right-said-Fred along with the termination of Ze Tahirrorist & Byrone's contracts.Afterall the awesome foursome where accused of embezziling billions from Fifa & Safa's 2010 WC budget,they were are eventually cleared of all wrong doing as they used all of their extensive african influences & connections to beat the wrap,typical africans i know!.As weird as Byrone's accusations about Sir Alen Ferguson is its merely a case of the pot calling the kettle black as it is well known fact that Byrone & Real Italiens FC. President Bozi The Bozman have a long running friendship.Their friendship took a turn for the worst when Byrone tried his hardest to tempt Real Italiens FC. Massage Physiotherapist Cigdem Boom Shakalaka Va Va Voom from his friend but his efforts choked harder & faster than Paris Hilton on a lollipop.
I suspect that his tenure at the club has come to a grinding holt as there is only space for one primma donna & its a battle that Right-said-Fred will not lose.Its time for the white witch doctor to take his dirty money & spend it like most of his buddies such as Robert Bobby Mugabe.
Channel4
* Warning due to the length of the essay,i mean thesis,i mean blog this might cause severe headaches,cramps,irritable bowl syndrome,vomiting,loss of facial,pubic, nose & ear hair.
Channel4 will not be held responsible for those foolish enough to read the what-ya-ma-call-it & no legal grounds can be taken against us.
Thank You & Good luck.
Blog:Is Byrone on the way Out?*
With promising star bench warmer Byrone's future up in the air with a recent spat involving Stomachi Grassi FC club captain Azzuri7 Fawaz,Klonios Doomios thinks its time for the outspoken player to seek greener pastures.
In a recent turn of events Byrone's persistent mood swings have caused quite the stir in the Grassi camp.In a week where Byrone has accused Real Italiens FC coach(Alen) of chatting up Grassi massage physiotherapist (Hoori) & trying to destabilise the squad he has come out(not from the closet) but to spill all Stomachi Grassi FC's dirty laundry in public.To make matters worse he has also accused club captian Azzuri7 Fawaz of being involved in a love triangle with socialite tranny Elvinha & convicted paedophile Real Italiens FC player Albertini that could ultimately ruin the club.Byrone has also accused Hoori of using underhand tactics to cause him to lose weight therefore lose his once proud stomach.
We are doomed Azzuri7, plays every game but has no skill,i think Jack is Azzuri7's father its ridiculous he exclaimed.Then there's the odd exclusion of the rectum wrecker pado,who has gained excessive weight but is continuosly left on the bench dispite his extra gruelling training sessions by stealing womans shoes,fapping into them releasing excess protein & extending his fapp count by ten fold.
Pado aka rectum wrecker pictured below:
When the news broke out about his possible transfer to Stomachi Grassi FC, one fan even declared "i thought darkies are supposed to be black,what the f**K is this shite,he is not Grassi material he's skinnier than nicole ritchie f**k" & another said "it is a well known fact that players from the african continent are the worstexcept players from Lybia,Stomachi Grassi FC coach Jack the spliffer showed conclusive facts according to his geographical theory that Byrone is a flop to begin with".That did not stop General Manager Osmaknowitall & Director Right-said-Fred from signing the african star,he's a darkie we know it but he's from Nelson Mandela's country so he must be decent but all credit must go to the excellent work done by our transfer guru Dumbass Devil,his connections in the Triade & Zionists helped us convince that stubborn african team to release their star player.Basically Dumbass Devil was the rope between Orlando Somali Pirates & Byrone said Osmaknowitall.On the day Byrone was to be presented to the media & fans Dumbass Devil was heard chanting "Come la Stomy" which did not sit well with the Stomy faithful.
Director Right-said-Fred was not available for comment but was heard singing this song out aloud in his office:
"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Meeeeeeeeelan too sexy for Meeeeeeeelan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this club"
This has further more infuriated Stomachi Grassi FC fans who have constantly demanded the resignation of Osmaknowitall & Right-said-Fred along with the termination of Ze Tahirrorist & Byrone's contracts.Afterall the awesome foursome where accused of embezziling billions from Fifa & Safa's 2010 WC budget,they were are eventually cleared of all wrong doing as they used all of their extensive african influences & connections to beat the wrap,typical africans i know!.As weird as Byrone's accusations about Sir Alen Ferguson is its merely a case of the pot calling the kettle black as it is well known fact that Byrone & Real Italiens FC. President Bozi The Bozman have a long running friendship.Their friendship took a turn for the worst when Byrone tried his hardest to tempt Real Italiens FC. Massage Physiotherapist Cigdem Boom Shakalaka Va Va Voom from his friend but his efforts choked harder & faster than Paris Hilton on a lollipop.
I suspect that his tenure at the club has come to a grinding holt as there is only space for one primma donna & its a battle that Right-said-Fred will not lose.Its time for the white witch doctor to take his dirty money & spend it like most of his buddies such as Robert Bobby Mugabe.
Channel4
* Warning due to the length of the essay,i mean thesis,i mean blog this might cause severe headaches,cramps,irritable bowl syndrome,vomiting,loss of facial,pubic, nose & ear hair.
Channel4 will not be held responsible for those foolish enough to read the what-ya-ma-call-it & no legal grounds can be taken against us.
Thank You & Good luck.
http://2sexyfootballers.tripod.com/Photos of Sadoko showing his interest to join his compatriot in SG FC. He's obviously calling Hoori's name in the first pic.
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