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[Hambon]

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proving he has been hard at work Bozi is seen here negotiating a deal with Pippo Inzaghi, unfortunately the deal fell through due to Pippo's demands for 70,000 pounds of cheese a week

Even in that pic he's offside.

!! Exclusive Pictures !!​

The uncertainty about their next match against Real Italians did not stop FC Stomachi Grassi to prepare on their training grounds of Pancetta. TuttiGrassi presents you the exlcusive pictures:

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Coach Jack arriving on the pitch for a passionate team-talk:

Did you know that Coach Jack has no affiliation with the state of Kansas other than it and his stomach share the same surface area?

Goalkeeper Bisco arrived late today, sparking more discussions about his future at the club. The good news is that he looked in better shape after being put on a special diet by fitness coach Vinman.

First diet lesson from Coach Vinman: never eat more than you can carry.

 

[Fred]

Breaking NEWS !!!!!!!

Stomachi Grassi and Real Italien match could be postponed after it was announced that a fan of Real Italien has passed away.

This tragedy happened few hours before the match when Real Italien bus driver stepped on two killing one of them. Rumors saying that the bus driver happens to be a Pakistani driver and it is very likely that he's one of the players, Salman?

FIGC (Fat Ingredients Grassi Company) are having an urgent meeting to decide whether this game shall be continued or not. And it is also most likely that if the bus driver happens to be Real Italien GK Salman, he could end up in Jail.

Our condolences to Gianni Albertini's family.


Juventuz channel.

!! Exclusive Pictures !!​

The uncertainty about their next match against Real Italians did not stop FC Stomachi Grassi to prepare on their training grounds of Pancetta. TuttiGrassi presents you the exlcusive pictures:

Star striker Il Re is obviously in his best shape:

Coach Jack arriving on the pitch for a passionate team-talk:

Playmaker Azzuri7 Fawaz remains the press' favourite:

Goalkeeper Bisco arrived late today, sparking more discussions about his future at the club. The good news is that he looked in better shape after being put on a special diet by fitness coach Vinman.

Technical Director Fred observed the training from a distance.

absolute gold

 

[bianconero]

Stomachi swoop for Bianconero


Stomachi Grassi FC's outspoken director Fred has confirmed that his club have signed mysterious Englishman Bianconero....

The attacking midfielder, who is widely known for his shakespeare like language was signed to add more depth ahead of the big game against Real Italiens FC.

"We are happy to sign this promising player, we have been watching him for a while now, and we thought it was time to sign him to add some much needed depth to the squad" Fred told Juventuz Times.

Bianconero has reiterated his excitement to play for such a prestigious team. Bianconero said "Alas, Thou shall take on this endeavor with immortal valiance, for Real Italien FC is but a foe "

When asked by a journalist what he feels about god, Bianconero endeared himself to Seven by saying " As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport".

Several experts have expressed their fears over whether Bianconero's teammates would experience trouble understanding their teammate. But Fred has moved to quash those fears "Even if there were verbal communication problems, football is a language everybody speaks"

Another problem Stomachi Grassi could face with this signing is the possible conflict between Bianconeri and long time rival, American playmaker Andrew Beck. Several reports revealed that Beck was still upset over being called a "mock fan" by the eccentric Englishman.

Fred has moved swiftly to quash those rumors too, even going far as threatening the press if they don't stop spreading rumors about his team.

"We are sick and tired of this" screamed Fred. "You have spread so many rumors about our team, we can't even keep track".

"Hoori is not engaged in a secret relationship with Alen, Ze Tahir is not linked to Al Qaeda, there is no sexual relationship between Rab and Iceman and Bisco is our keeper, he is not a double agent"

"It is completely false that Jack called Beck a Barcelona fan and there is nothing between Bianconero and Beck "

"If you do not stop spreading rumors, we will boycott the press"


- Juventuz Times

I am of know few words, and punctuation: I call it as I see it, be it a spade or a mock-up.

I'll do my best: be it trusted upon, to 100%.

As I am a profane Christian-Muslim, I'll unite the waring bans in our side.

I'll also use my new found fame to sleep with as many members of Juventuz as possible: Cassano and I share revolving doors.

It isn't easy to move at this, some might say, unkindly, the twilight of my career, and it does seem like a foreign country, but does not the seagull follow where the fair wind, and fisheRmen caste their nets.

 

[Azzurri7]

!! Exclusive Pictures !!​

The uncertainty about their next match against Real Italians did not stop FC Stomachi Grassi to prepare on their training grounds of Pancetta. TuttiGrassi presents you the exlcusive pictures:

Star striker Il Re is obviously in his best shape:

Coach Jack arriving on the pitch for a passionate team-talk:

Playmaker Azzuri7 Fawaz remains the press' favourite:

Goalkeeper Bisco arrived late today, sparking more discussions about his future at the club. The good news is that he looked in better shape after being put on a special diet by fitness coach Vinman.

Technical Director Fred observed the training from a distance.

 

[Fred]

I am of know few words, and punctuation: I call it as I see it, be it a spade or a mock-up.

I'll do my best: be it trusted upon, to 100%.

As I am a profane Christian-Muslim, I'll unite the waring bans in our side.

I'll also use my new found fame to sleep with as many members of Juventuz as possible: Cassano and I share revolving doors.

It isn't easy to move at this, some might say, unkindly, the twilight of my career, and it does seem like a foreign country, but does not the seagull follow where the fair wind, and fisheRmen caste their nets.

You never fail to amaze me Bianco, you never do

 

[The Curr]

:rofl2: @ all of it!

 

[The Curr]

Is K.O. 9:00 GMT?

 

[blondu]

when are we going LIVE?

Da

 

[Azzurri7]

All of us should be here when we go LIVE, that's going to be funny

 

[The Curr]

All of us should be here when we go LIVE, that's going to be funny

When are we going LIVE?

 

[Azzurri7]

When we notice that everyone is here, maybe after Siena-Juventus? That's if we win tomorrow so the mood will be turned on? What do you say?

 

[blondu]

well the forum ain't doing that good after a live juve game...for 1,2 hours (or it's just my zone)..

 

[The Curr]

When we notice that everyone is here, maybe after Siena-Juventus? That's if we win tomorrow so the mood will be turned on? What do you say?

Good plan. Maybe make an announcement so everyone knows?

 

[The Curr]

well the forum ain't doing that good after a live juve game...for 1,2 hours (or it's just my zone)..

Hmm, good point. The forum is often down after Juve matches....

 

[Azzurri7]

What announcement? They'll be like ants over each others tomorrow. It's always like this when it's Juve's game.

 

[Azzurri7]

Infraction given to Byrone for using foul language to our Therapist.

Stomachi to take legal action against Byron for not respecting our women.

 

[Byrone]

Statement retracted but fvck you,your just the team captain.Where's the up yours smilie when its needed?

 

[Azzurri7]

I'm the Captain therefore I should stand for every tiny thing. Didn't you see when Del Piero asked for a Personal trainer? Is there any other player than can ask for this other than Del Piero? You wondered why?

Because he is the Captain, that's what I'm here mon bebe.

 

[Fred]

Where was this comment by Byrone? i didn't see it. I will take the neccesary measures if the situation called for it