After much contemplation, I have decided to take Alen's offer, as the defense of team 2 is weaker (I'm looking at you Albert
), thus i believe i have a better chance of breaking into the first team, plus i already have Rab in my back pocket, so he is of no threat to our team, if you sign me
Now vote for us and we go to party

Goggo, we're happy we signed such a jewel like yourself. We count on you for the future to bring many trophies to this great team.
We must go to a press conference now. The media is waiting. Shake hands with Mark and lets finish this.
You two will be all over tomorrow's newspapers.
