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[Mark]

btw, the credit is all mine for MC's signing. Welcome! *protocol handshake* *click*click*

 

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[Fred]

BREAKING NEWS: Team 1 Turn Down Hoori Transfer Request


According to multiple news sources, Hoori has handed in a transfer request. Assistant Manager Fred has rebuffed the request...


The dictatorial assistant manager has reportedly told Hoori that she will under no circumstances be allowed to leave the club. She is also not allowed to comment on any question regarding the alleged sexual harassment incident that involved Andrew Beck, Team 1's American attacking midfielder.


The Massage Physiotherapist is alleged to be feeling perturbed at the lack of action by her teams management over the alleged sexual harassment by American attacking midfielder Andrew Beck. The club have vehemently denied such allegations.

Nevertheless sources close to the Iranian Phsysio have quoted Hoori as saying: "The Club has showed me complete disrespect by letting this incident go unpunished. I will never let anyone touch me or look under my skirt"

More reliable sources have told us that Hoori's real reason for submitting the transfer request is because she wants to re-unite with her secret lover, Croatian manager Alen Ferguson. The Croatian manager is widely known for his many relationships with various women and is alleged to have had a secret affair with Hoori in the past.


- Juventuz Times

 

[Fred]

Btw, great idea for a thread Rab

 

[Ahmed]

why would the massage physiotherapist hand in a transfer request?

 

[Fred]

why would the massage physiotherapist hand in a transfer request?

Are you questioning your assistant manager??

 

[Ahmed]

is that what you are? Soooory Arbab!

 

[Fred]

is that what you are? Soooory Arbab!

You're already on the bench, you shouldn't be risking your position like that. No more arbab too, what are we in a fucking cafeteria, i will be addressed as Sir

 

[Ahmed]

okok sorry arba...i mean Boss, ah damnit! I mean SIR

 

[The Curr]

Check out the new username

 

[Ahmed]

Capital letters are your friend

 

[The Curr]

Capital letters are your friend

I was thinking about that but the O'Curr didn't look right somehow with capitals. Maybe I'll just get the J changed to a capital.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Great, so you add Cuti in teh sub list, but not me! Fuck you twice Alen! Fuck you for bringing me in under false pretenses! Gimme my money back! I'm outta here!

 

[Alen]

BREAKING NEWS: Team 1 Turn Down Hoori Transfer Request


According to multiple news sources, Hoori has handed in a transfer request. Assistant Manager Fred has rebuffed the request...


The dictatorial assistant manager has reportedly told Hoori that she will under no circumstances be allowed to leave the club. She is also not allowed to comment on any question regarding the alleged sexual harassment incident that involved Andrew Beck, Team 1's American attacking midfielder.


The Massage Physiotherapist is alleged to be feeling perturbed at the lack of action by her teams management over the alleged sexual harassment by American attacking midfielder Andrew Beck. The club have vehemently denied such allegations.

Nevertheless sources close to the Iranian Phsysio have quoted Hoori as saying: "The Club has showed me complete disrespect by letting this incident go unpunished. I will never let anyone touch me or look under my skirt"

More reliable sources have told us that Hoori's real reason for submitting the transfer request is because she wants to re-unite with her secret lover, Croatian manager Alen Ferguson. The Croatian manager is widely known for his many relationships with various women and is alleged to have had a secret affair with Hoori in the past.


- Juventuz Times

She didn't sign a contract fools. You don't sign a contract to massage people. She's free to leave whenever she wants.

 

[Bjerknes]

BREAKING NEWS: Team 1 Turn Down Hoori Transfer Request


According to multiple news sources, Hoori has handed in a transfer request. Assistant Manager Fred has rebuffed the request...


The dictatorial assistant manager has reportedly told Hoori that she will under no circumstances be allowed to leave the club. She is also not allowed to comment on any question regarding the alleged sexual harassment incident that involved Andrew Beck, Team 1's American attacking midfielder.


The Massage Physiotherapist is alleged to be feeling perturbed at the lack of action by her teams management over the alleged sexual harassment by American attacking midfielder Andrew Beck. The club have vehemently denied such allegations.

Nevertheless sources close to the Iranian Phsysio have quoted Hoori as saying: "The Club has showed me complete disrespect by letting this incident go unpunished. I will never let anyone touch me or look under my skirt"

More reliable sources have told us that Hoori's real reason for submitting the transfer request is because she wants to re-unite with her secret lover, Croatian manager Alen Ferguson. The Croatian manager is widely known for his many relationships with various women and is alleged to have had a secret affair with Hoori in the past.


- Juventuz Times

And I'm telling Alen's wife.

 

[Bjerknes]

She didn't sign a contract fools. You don't sign a contract to massage people. She's free to leave whenever she wants.

Not at our club.

 

[Seven]

Is Geof doing anything at the moment? Team 2 needs a lawyer. I think I might be in trouble.

 

[Enron]

I don't believe so.

 

[Mark]

Is Geof doing anything at the moment? Team 2 needs a lawyer. I think I might be in trouble.

The contract is on the table, he just needs to sign it.

 

[Azzurri7]

BREAKING NEWS: Team 1 Turn Down Hoori Transfer Request


According to multiple news sources, Hoori has handed in a transfer request. Assistant Manager Fred has rebuffed the request...


The dictatorial assistant manager has reportedly told Hoori that she will under no circumstances be allowed to leave the club. She is also not allowed to comment on any question regarding the alleged sexual harassment incident that involved Andrew Beck, Team 1's American attacking midfielder.


The Massage Physiotherapist is alleged to be feeling perturbed at the lack of action by her teams management over the alleged sexual harassment by American attacking midfielder Andrew Beck. The club have vehemently denied such allegations.

Nevertheless sources close to the Iranian Phsysio have quoted Hoori as saying: "The Club has showed me complete disrespect by letting this incident go unpunished. I will never let anyone touch me or look under my skirt"

More reliable sources have told us that Hoori's real reason for submitting the transfer request is because she wants to re-unite with her secret lover, Croatian manager Alen Ferguson. The Croatian manager is widely known for his many relationships with various women and is alleged to have had a secret affair with Hoori in the past.


- Juventuz Times

At last you showed up. Now we look unbeatable

 

[Enron]

Wahdan voted for Team 1, but he's on Team 2.