Juventuz Atmosphere II (20 Viewers)

[Byrone]

So silly season has come & it's time to get our boots out. With Stomachi Grassi & Real Italiens hogging all the limelight, time has come for one of the teams promoted from Serial B to move onto the big stage

Bendover Rovers F.C

Chairman: Sergio
President: JuveJay

General Director: Nicholas
Manager: Gaybriel
Director of Sport: Maherda Elayyan

Club spokesman: bezares(Janna)

Coach: Buck Fuddy
Assistant Coach: RAM-ME

Fitness Coach: Nenna
Goalkeeping Coach: GAG-ME

Head Medical Staff: Lo-Pan
Physiotherapist: Kate
Massage Physiotherapist: KatieDiFran


First team lineup:

Lucafon

Kennedick Hardon - Hustinky - TWW - Mohadinho

Fake Melo - Oggynovic - Salvatore

Wankdaninho

Patrick Pervert - Klinsmann​

Bench: Suns O'moon, Tommy, Del Piero Style (Simon), Powis, Kosova Situation, Joker, Yasor, Gian, kasaki, Rollie(GK), adriano_c & ALC


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So what do you guys think? Can these newbie perverts come close to the flabby awesomeness of Stomachi Grassi? Do they come close to the marinara soaked Real Italiens?

 

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[Bisco]

where is bisconiester?!?! come on B i expect to find my self as winger in fappalot fc

 

[Fake Melo]

I am pissed because my shirtname says Fuck Melo instead of Fake Melo . The shirtprinter will suffer!

There are going rumours of Sir Fap-A-Lot buying the club.

 

[Wahdan]

I’m the trequarista, the star player and number 10





And the captain

 

[Kate]

Sweet, I was hoping I'd get to be physio.

 

[Fake Melo]

Sweet, I was hoping I'd get to be physio.

You are the DG though.

 

[Gabriel]

I'm here to make an official announcement, as the manager of Bendover FC am putting Hustinky in the transfer list, after 15 years of dedicated service to our team we have decided to not renew his contract and cash in on him while he still has two years of contract, he's a top profesional but we're aiming for greater thing and we feel that in order to achieve them we need to get better quality than what he offers. We want to thank Hustinky for his dedication and suckiness over these years, it's been a nice trip for all of us. Thank you.



Hustinky is rumoured to be joining team 1 - Tuttosport.

 

[Byrone]

where is bisconiester?!?! come on B i expect to find my self as winger in fappalot fc

Just a reminder, you are currently under contract with Stomachi Grassi.

Team 1 Stomachi Grassi FC.

Official hymn: "Ci sei o non ci sei" by Leo Pari & Piotta:
Chairman: Martin
President: Swag

General Manager: Osman
Director: Fred

Coach: Jack (JCK)
Assistant Coach: Dominic

Fitness Coach: Vinman
Goalkeeping Coach: Geof

Head Medical Staff: Giovanotti
Physiotherapists: Asma (Miss Dubai)
Massage Physiotherapists: Hoori (King Ale)

Here's the team, will mention the names by the usernames so everyone can know them.

Bisco

Dule - Blondu - Marcello - xXx​

Mar-K.O. - Iceman - Ze Tahir​

Azzurri7(Cap)- Andy

Il Re​

Bench: Abu(GK), verynine, Juve_Revolution, Omair, Luca, Lion, Ahmed, Byron, Pado, Gep, Sheik Yerbouti, Shakespeare.




Team 2 Real Italiens FC.

Official Hymn : Bandiera Rossa

Chairman: Marty
President: Bozi

General Manager: Mark
Director: Lawnchair Bes

Coach: Sir Alen Ferguson
Assistan Coach: Juve MacRed

Fitness Coach: Antares
Goalkeeping Coach: ???

Head Medical Staff: Cronios
Physiotherapists: Christina (ForzaDelPiero10)
Massage Physiotherapists: Cigdem (Juve_baby)

Here's the team

Van der Sal Man

juve o'curr - Turkam - Albertini - Vlatkovic​

Hambonranesi - Xabi Aaronso - Sadoko- Waffledinho(Cap.)


Burkoff - Zlatanhimovic​

Bench: Cracka(GK), Stephan, ReBeL, Stuart, Mikhail, Chester, vSnoop, gray, Dru, Wahdan, Goggo, Michael_Cutajar, SABSAB.

 

[Byrone]

I’m the trequarista, the star player and number 10





And the captain

Star player yes, Captain No! Captain Klinsman!

 

[Wahdan]

That dude Wahdan was a sub in the Real Italiens and look now he’s leading the Bendovers

 

[Gabriel]

Yeah, we snapped you on a bosman last year.

 

[Fake Melo]

His rich uncle payed us to take him though. It's not really us paying Wahdan's wages, it's his uncle!

 

[Itztli]

Anyone in need of a Left back. I'm your your guy.

 

[Gabriel]

It's no surprise he's our best paid player earning 0.85mln a year in wages.

 

[Gabriel]

Anyone in need of a Left back. I'm your your guy.

Are you better than Mohad? We offer payment in pesto sauce and you'll have to earn your place in the starting eleven, you will also have to earn your towel in the changing room.

 

[Kate]

Do we have a song, Byrone?

 

[Itztli]

Are you better than Mohad? We offer payment in pesto sauce and you'll have to earn your place in the starting eleven, you will also have to earn your towel in the changing room.

Yes, i can shoot bombers from ether foot, good defensively, and don't mind getting payed in pesto sauce.

Earning my towel in the changing room, i will

 

[Gabriel]

Since the transfer window isn't open yet we'll have to negotiate a pre contract and you'll join when it opens, you'll have a 25m buyout clause in your contract,

I'll need to discuss it with the coach first though.

 

[Fake Melo]

I'll play for free. I am a real bandiera.

Edit: Mina Raiola just became my agent, I can't play for free anymore.

 

[Byrone]

Do we have a song, Byrone?

Yes i forgot, it's Don't drop the Soap!