Juventus' Worst 25-Man Squad (By Cee Mon) (5 Viewers)

[JuveJay]

what about vanstrattan, blanchard, rinaudo, traoré, knezevic, almiron? absolute flops, all of them

Vanstrattan isn't even worth mentioning, he was a 3rd choice keeper on loan and I don't think he played a game. We haven't really struggled with keepers, only Chimenti being 2nd choice for a while and struggling in a few games makes him the probable choice in goal.

 

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[s4tch]

Vanstrattan isn't even worth mentioning, he was a 3rd choice keeper on loan and I don't think he played a game. We haven't really struggled with keepers, only Chimenti being 2nd choice for a while and struggling in a few games makes him the probable choice in goal.

i didn't remember he was on loan, i just remembered the transfer and that it fit the secco era of random low quality signings. chimenti it is then

 

[Bjerknes]

Van der Saar

Motta Kelly Paramatti Molinaro

Krasic Blasi David Luiz Bernardski

Koopmeiners

Vlahovic

 

[ALC]

Seriously. He might be the best looking Juventus player in my lifetime. That alone means no one should ever disparage his good name.

And his wife <3

 

[DAiDEViL]

Van der Saar

Motta Kelly Paramatti Molinaro

Krasic Blasi David Luiz Bernardski

Koopmeiners

Vlahovic

No!

As sad as it sounds, there was a time when Miloooooos gave me hope

 

[Fab Fragment]

Van der Saar

Motta Kelly Paramatti Molinaro

Krasic Blasi David Luiz Bernardski

Koopmeiners

Vlahovic

As much as I want Susan to get lost, I don’t think that I would put him on this list ahead of Amauri. Amauri was beyond useless.

 

[Alex-444]

Juan Esnaider, Christian Poulsen, Armand Traore, Leandro Rinaudo, Dario Knezevic, Marco Motta and Niklas Bendtner

 

[RKid1]

And his wife <3

I remember she was an absolute smokeshow back in the day. I haven't seen her in maybe 10 years. I was worried she might have one of those older chicks all fucked up in the face with plastic surgery and procedures so I looked her up on Instagram --- nope, still an absolute rocket.

She's also only 35. I thought she was older. I also thought Matri was older, as he's only 40. It feels like forever since he's played.

 

[ALC]

I remember she was an absolute smokeshow back in the day. I haven't seen her in maybe 10 years. I was worried she might have one of those older chicks all fucked up in the face with plastic surgery and procedures so I looked her up on Instagram --- nope, still an absolute rocket.

She's also only 35. I thought she was older. I also thought Matri was older, as he's only 40. It feels like forever since he's played.

I forget her name, what’s her ig?

 

[RKid1]

I forget her name, what’s her ig?

 

[ALC]

Yeah still a smoke show

 

[RKid1]

As much as I want Susan to get lost, I don’t think that I would put him on this list ahead of Amauri. Amauri was beyond useless.

Yeah, but I'm not sure Vlahovic ever came close to reaching the level did in Amauri's first 6 months or so at Juventus. He was a MONSTER.

Unfortunately, as you said, he was beyond useless after that.

 

[Stephan]

Van der Saar

Motta Kelly Paramatti Molinaro

Krasic Blasi David Luiz Bernardski

Koopmeiners

Vlahovic

I would replace Blasi with Arturd or someone like Almiron

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Criscito, De Ligt and Andrade all turned out worse for one or other reason than Ogbonna who was largely unused backup for BBC

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Poulsen ahead of tiago? Nonsense

 

[Alex-444]

 

[swag]

Something tells me the 2025-26 season is going to stock this Top 25 lineup with a good 6-7 more WOATs.