++ [ originally posted by swag
] ++
I think The Don is onto something here. The high class hooker will take care of, shall we say, your more immediate needs. But you can kill two birds with one stone here.
Get
two high class hookers. One for each arm. And a fur coat. And a pimped out ride. And strut all over town, making sure the local girls get to check you out. Sure, you might look like a pimp (or Moggi), but just think of the impressions and introductions you'll make with all the ladies in town of, shall we say, libidinous extracurricular interests.
I can just hear the "wanka wanka wanka ohhh!" soundtrack...