reminds me of that rowan atkinson sketch, 37-0.
"now can anyone tell me what this is? yes, that's right, it's a ball. now what do we do with it? 'hit it about a bit'? well yes lad, but what's the word.... kick! that's it. now, where do we kick it? ...'on it's head'? no, lad. 'towards the big thing with the net', that's it, now what's the word? let me give you a hint, 'oh no, they've scored another...' GOAL, that's it, isn't it."
*hopes desperately someone else is a rowan atkinson fan and hence has any idea what the hell she's on about*