Juve: Thuram a Frenchie and a Pansy Boy (1 Viewer)

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IlDivinCodino

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"Some people somehow just never understand the meaning of gratitute", Juventus club president, Giovanni Cobolli Gigli, who was reading the new version of Marvel Wonderwoman Exposed said. It was obvious he was referring to the remark made by the France International, Lilian Thuram yesterday.
While referring to the Barcelona new signing, Cobolli Gigli underlined that he is a Frenchie and a Pansy Boy. "I love french fries, french whores, and french porn, but this man has disgraced the country for such an unprofessional act." It was made clear by all Juve players about their dispute on the frenchman by having a huge poster of Thuram, moustached with marker pens and sprays, sticked onto the goalpost in the training grounds this morning and had shooting practice at the 34 year old's nostrils.
Security was notified when 2 Juve fans only known by the name Pado and Bozi which was tatooed on their backs ran towards the poster and pissed. However, things calmed down as Robert Kovac, a player who decided to stay with the Bianconeri despite being in Serie B gave both of them several hundred euros and his signature on their pants to tell them to leave. It was also known that they both drove away with the Juve's coach's porsche.
Lilian Thuram labelled as the pansy boy is somehow accurate due to the fact that he's a brightly coloured african which are known to create a striking spring effect even during off season with non-stop silly statements which even his recent coach Frank Riijkard has declared as "embaressing".
Due to the constant bombardment from the media as well as his own team mates about what a douche he is, he disappeared. It was reported the a South African who prefers himself being known as Byrone saw him crying like a baby in a back alley in the suburbans of Seville.
 

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IlDivinCodino said:
While referring to the Barcelona new signing, Cobolli Gigli underlined that he is a Frenchie and a Pansy Boy. "I love french fries, french whores, and french porn, but this man has disgraced the country for such an unprofessional act." It was made clear by all Juve players about their dispute on the frenchman by having a huge poster of Thuram, moustached with marker pens and sprays, sticked onto the goalpost in the training grounds this morning and had shooting practice at the 34 year old's nostrils.
:D :p :rofl: :rofl2:
 

Espectro

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Im sorry but why isnt this in the other Thuram thread... as a matter of fact, why do we keep giving Thuram so much importance, he is gone, let him say whatever he wants, its njot our problem anymore.
 
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IlDivinCodino

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    Espectro said:
    Im sorry but why isnt this in the other Thuram thread... as a matter of fact, why do we keep giving Thuram so much importance, he is gone, let him say whatever he wants, its njot our problem anymore.
    this thread is opened in respect of ma Broseph Burke
     

    loyada

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    Feb 6, 2005
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    a bit overboard talking about french this... and french that........ , thuram does not represent france and it is unwise to enter france in to the equation when talking about thuram
     
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    so what you want, but juventus is being worse than thuram.

    all thuram said was that since juventus cheated they were punished. this will mean that teams should learn from it.

    not only he didnt call names but he just said what is true.
     

    jumbo

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    Nov 7, 2004
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    Don Bes said:
    so what you want, but juventus is being worse than thuram.

    all thuram said was that since juventus cheated they were punished. this will mean that teams should learn from it.

    not only he didnt call names but he just said what is true.
    which makes him a cheater too.
     

    Bozi

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    IlDivinCodino said:
    "I love french fries, french whores, and french porn, but this man has disgraced the country for such an unprofessional act." It.
    thats my kind of man but those french whores better not have under arm fuzz and wild untamed bushes, otherwise its like fooking pado's mum:faq1:

    IlDivinCodino said:
    "Security was notified when 2 Juve fans only known by the name Pado and Bozi which was tatooed on their backs ran towards the poster and pissed. However, things calmed down as Robert Kovac, a player who decided to stay with the Bianconeri despite being in Serie B gave both of them several hundred euros and his signature on their pants to tell them to leave. It was also known that they both drove away with the Juve's coach's porsche.
    dude it was all a ruse so that rab could sneak in and fook del piero's new boots before he had a chance to wear them,worked a treat too although alex is now on the treatment table as there was some overspill and he skidded across the floor, knocked himself out and damaged a metatarsal in his right foot
     
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