Juventus Still After Overrated Loser
Channel 4
The pride of Turin is still hot on the trail of the overrated bum from Palermo, according to Correira Della Serra. Juventus are about to secure a deal for the diligent deficient defender Andrea Barzagli and supporters have mixed feelings.
"I hope Barzagli signs for Juve," stated one pretentious Juventino. "He is the next Cannavaro and we must sign him." This biased fool was then quoted by another supporter who was not very happy with the possible signing.
"Barzagli is a loser, and I hope we don't sign him," stated one opponent. "He's just overrated because he played okay with Cannavaro and performed fellatio on him during the final. Actually, he also stuck his finger in Amauri, so it convinced this fake Italian blooded queer to play for us. This isn't good because this fucker doesn't have enough Spaghetti in his intestinal system to be Italian."
The overrated loser is still a cherished player for Zamparini's squad, and it is unlikely the Palermo President will let this loser go. "Despite him being a moron, many people think he's the next Nesta, so that's good enough for me," stated Zamparini. The club President obviously thinks highly of the player.
This overrated loser will be demanding a high salary, one which is not worth his ability. The loser will eventually sign for a big club and be the bane to the side of the people that signed him.
Once the overrated loser signs for Juventus, many Juventus-Azzurri fans will rejoice and praise him for trying hard, much like they did with Molinaro, only to look like mentally retarded individuals with zero football knowledge.
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