Juve pre-season matches (54 Viewers)

[.zero]

Reporter: "Shouldn't you cover yourself up with a towel, Mr. Conte? "
Conte: "We're outta towels, and I'm too old to go diving into lockers. "

Motta: "My first autograph. I couldn't give these away a few weeks ago. "

 

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[Lucky Luke]

I''ve seen Matri for 3 consecutive friendlies and he hasnt impressed me yet.
same goes for Ziegler.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

His move was A-league-esque at best. He thought is was Dermott Berreton the way he tried to run straight through the player

 

[Linebreak]

We lack any attacking flair - we are unable to hold possession - Juve of old

 

[.zero]

Nothing new

 

[Hust]

"THE OLD LADY WINS IT, OH MY GOD THE OLD LADY WINS IT"

 

[Linebreak]

Rossi and Bastos/Vargas are a must - we will get raped in Serie A this year

 

[.zero]

The post-game show is brought to you by...
Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.

 

[Hust]

The post-game show is brought to you by...
Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.

I can't take it anymore, I'm watching it online.

 

[Hust]

"This guy here is dead."
"Cross him off then"

 

[Hust]

"These guys don't look too fucking good"

 

[.zero]

Conte to Marotta

"I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent. "

 

[Hust]

Every quote more we post, the more that movie makes perfect sense with this club.

 

[Hust]

Oh man. Mandatory every member needs to watch this movie before posting again.

 

[.zero]

Every quote more we post, the more that movie makes perfect sense with this club.

Oh man. Mandatory every member needs to watch this movie before posting again.

For real

 

[Hust]

"Uh-oh, Rexy, I don't think this one's got the distance. "

 

[.zero]

Talking about Vinny
" Yeah, wound up in the Mexican League. Had problems with his knees."

 

[Hust]

:dielaugh:

 

[.zero]

Grygera to Matri

"I think you're the sexiest man I have ever layed my eyes on"

 

[.zero]

Pepe to Conte

"See, I've got it right here in my contract. It says, "I don't have to do any calisthenics that I don't feel are necessary." So what do you think about that?"