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[Chxta]

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehe...... Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Oops... Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker.If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why is it called building when it is already built? If a book about failures sells, is it a success ? If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? If you take an Oriental and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

 

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[Dan]

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
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God I love you

 

[Dan]

I hate the fact that you never use quotations, leaving me to ponder whether you were talking to Chx or to me...

 

[Juve89]

++ [ originally posted by Chxta ] ++
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehe...... Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Oops... Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker.If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why is it called building when it is already built? If a book about failures sells, is it a success ? If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? If you take an Oriental and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Good one:LOL:

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
I hate the fact that you never use quotations, leaving me to ponder whether you were talking to Chx or to me...

Bah fine I'll edit

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Bah fine I'll edit

Cheers. I love you too

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


Cheers. I love you too

Yeah yeah

 

[Dan]

as much as forum love between a straight man and a gay man goes anyway

 

[Martin]

in other words, a considerable distance

 

[Chxta]

 

[JCK]

Man do I have to answer these questions like I did to the other ones?

Dan, thank you.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I love all of my forum buddies, but my Yezkimovs are so close to my heart.

 

[Rami]

I happen to work for the mother company of Lipton...and yes they do have coffee breaks

as for the rest Jeeks already answered most of them in that other thread of yours

Changing the post from bullet form to paragraph form doesnt really make much of difference!

 

[GRK]

So what's your job, exactly?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

he makes tea

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

TEABAGGER!!!

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
TEABAGGER!!!

Man, I have to watch Pecker again. But then again, I partly lived that movie when I hung out in East Baltimore sometimes not long after graduating college.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I went to Baltimore with my gf over this last weekend to a club called "Sonar" it was the worst experience of my life. It was all these girls that look like Claire, and they were playing old pop music, I almost killed some people.

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
I went to Baltimore with my gf over this last weekend to a club called "Sonar" it was the worst experience of my life. It was all these girls that look like Claire, and they were playing old pop music, I almost killed some people.

I could see the challenge in resisting the temptation. Unless you know a good lawyer who can go with you, you probably did the right thing.

(This from a guy who had a surgeon and a police officer in his bachelor party... the lawyer was the only missing piece!)