Julian Draxler - AM LC - Schalke 04 (15 Viewers)

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Post Ironic

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I was at a wedding of my best mate 2 weeks ago, as his best man. He loves meals with "eggplant" in it. At some point i was talking to him and his bride about their garden on the reception (when he was getting a little wasted)
Told her, well you see, these "eggplant" are good to have. You can take on out of the garden and eat it before going to sleep to avoid a hangover. Or use it for other things if "groom" is to wasted tonight.


Got away with it :D

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My record is 3 i think,when i have to max my deadlift or have a competition :D

Try to have an average of 20-28 orgasms per week, for 2-3 weeks, then nothing for 3 days.

Your nuts will $#@! you up
:lol: to both parts of this. You are one crazy fellow. :D
 

hojo_samurai

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was gonna ask for first dibs on the player thread, but in lord @Nostradamus' presence, I am not worthy, nostradamus must have this one to put the fear of Juve in any bundesliga minions who will come here in the future, IF we get him.
 

Post Ironic

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just don't rip off your penis.
@Hustini

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was gonna ask for first dibs on the player thread, but in lord @Nostradamus' presence, I am not wothy, nostradamus must have this one to put the fear of Juve in any bundesliga minions who will come here in the future, IF we get him.
Yes yes yes. Nostradamus absolutely needs to open player thread of we sign him.
 
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Zacheryah

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    :tup:

    i believe what you said about your weak arms. ;)
    43cm. Pretty bad for the -120kg class. My gripping and pulling power is excellent, but the pushing power is underwhelming, wich explains my weak bench. just 165kg, Barely a class 2 bench, while i'm MS in total :rofl:


    But i hate training arms
     
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