Judgement Day - May 21st 2011 (2 Viewers)

[Gabriel]

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

http://www.cracked.com/article_1564...-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

 

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[ALC]

I thought it was gonna be a big earthquake or some natural disaster sort of thing. Now it's zombies? Holy shit!

 

[delrey]

Gear your houses with rifles, pistols, swords, shotguns, flamethrowers, S-400, UV lights...
May God have mercy on our souls.

 

[JuveJay]

I've got a flintlock, a katana, a UV lamp and a fake moustache, will that do?

 

[IliveForJuve]

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You missed the next one, a prediction by someone with a brain - Sir Isaac Newton.

I only posted the ones predicted in the past to show how many have been predicted before. Unsuccessfully of course.

 

[JuveJay]

I only posted the ones predicted in the past to show how many have been predicted before. Unsuccessfully of course.

I know

We should make our own calculation.

 

[The Curr]

I know

We should make our own calculation.

The world will end when the final whistle blows in Del Piero's last ever match for Juventus.

 

[ALC]

The world will end when cockroaches stop existing.

 

[Max]

There's a group of atheists in Seattle are collecting money for Rapture Relief to "help the survivors of Armageddon." When it doesn't happen, the money will go towards a camp that teaches children logic/critical thinking.

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo...s-collect-for-Rapture-Relief-Fund-1382452.php

 

[Bjerknes]

That's good stuff. If it was me, I'd just keep the money. That would be fair.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

So, anything interesting going on in your world?

 

[Gabriel]

My brother has diarrhea and left the fucking bathroom hazardous for human health.

Otherwise no, not really.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

 

[Dragon]

I quit my job, got a tattoo, tried drugs, declared my love to my 'crush' and nothing happened.

Fail

 

[WΏΏdy?]

The "settings" on the top right has disappeared,is that a sign?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

imagine if it came true

ah shit why am i burning!

 

[X Æ A-12]

I quit my job, got a tattoo, tried drugs, declared my love to my 'crush' and nothing happened.

Fail

Seriously?

 

[Bjerknes]

Some Christians are pissed at the Rapture crowd because all this nonsense discredits them as well. But in reality, it all doesn't exist, from the Rapture to the flying saucer God. It's all the same stuff.

 

[Dragon]

Seriously?

Of course not