Juan Cuadrado (48 Viewers)

[Bianconero_Aus]

i am close to 30 too

...but for at least 3 hours a day i act like a 10 year old.

tuz-time

Welcome to the dirty thirties :hug:

 

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[DAiDEViL]

Welcome to the dirty thirties :hug:

still ≈ 2 years to go.

but thanks

 

[Osman]

Hard to believe you're 30.

Hard to believe indeed, also hard to believe Ocelot is a teen. Reversed wtf scenario for both lol.

 

[Osman]

Back in the day everyone on tuz was 16 years old.

I signed Up when I was 17, now I'm soon 32 lol.

 

[piotrr]

When i'll be like 90 i'll come visit here and ask 'Is Sissoko suspended?' in the match thread, no-one will get the joke because you'll all be dead.



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Hard to believe indeed, also hard to believe Ocelot is a teen. Reversed wtf scenario for both lol.

Ocelot learns Polish so his IQ raises with each day.

 

[Osman]

Don't encourage him piotrr, only doing it to steal your foine ass beeches. Don't blame him, kraut chicks are butch plain mofos.

 

[Ocelot]

Ocelot learns Polish so his IQ raises with each day.

*each minute

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kraut chicks are butch plain mofos.

I don't know if that's supposed to be a bad or a good thing

 

[Post Ironic]

i am close to 30 too

...but for at least 3 hours a day i act like a 10 year old.

tuz-time

I'm 31.

On Tuz I act like I'm 10, in real life I act like I'm 4...

 

[DAiDEViL]

I'm 31.

On Tuz I act like I'm 10, in real life I act like I'm 4...

all them old fucks on tuz @Osman

how does it look like when you act like a 4 year old?

 

[Dominic]

I signed Up when I was 17, now I'm soon 32 lol.

Wow yeah, spent half your life on here.

When i'll be like 90 i'll come visit here and ask 'Is Sissoko suspended?' in the match thread, no-one will get the joke because you'll all be dead.



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probably!

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Ocelot is a teen? wtf

Does that call for an @Albertmare, or too old?

 

[Klin]

Albert

 

[Xperd]

So many oldies in here

I feel like a young 24 yr old !!

I won't believe Ocelot is 18.He's probably in his mid-twenties surely.

 

[s4tch]

I signed Up when I was 17, now I'm soon 32 lol.

i signed up when i was 38 and i still am

Ocelot is a teen? wtf

my thoughts exactly. he's one of the most mature posters here.

 

[Fr3sh]

Omg, sometimes you act like a 17 year old acne ridden virgin. Grow the fuck up, yes? You weren't right about shit. Those 2 have been scouted since they were kids. There's a reason Danilo was a starter at Santos and Alex Sandro wasn't. There's a reason one was bought sooner, was called for the NT and was sought after by every big in the world. He was the better one, more talented, higher ceiling, bigger potential, period.

What you're trying to pass on as truth but it's just another one of your stupid assumptions is that the scouts who have been following that Santos team for years were all wrong, and you - who watched only a handful of matches, or at least you say so - knew right from wrong. Stop being so fucking self-indulgant it's disgusting, like it somehow makes you feel "special" for being right, which in this case you aren't.

Seriously, from what i Remember you're almost 30 years old. Act the part.

@Zacheryah

 

[sallyinzaghi]

I signed up when Martin was first starting out. I think I was 9 or 10. Now 26.

Thanks for the hair and goal against viola Cuadrado

 

[Osman]

Wow yeah, spent half your life on here.



probably!

More like last 8 years technically as a regular but signed at the beginning as secondary weird forum you check out once a year first (concept of one club only forum was alien to me). Mainly because of the druid Martin, pretty much one of the nicest dudes I encountered online early on.

 

[Zacheryah]

its Zach brother, better not waste much words, it will take 12 million light years to sink through his sieving brain anyways...

Its always nice to see people who got shafted, like you, tend to tag on the first bandwagon they can find in a discussion against the one who roasted you.
I would say "dont be so pathetic", but my time on tuz learned that people who have this tendency, are hopeless failures, not worthy of time.

Omg, sometimes you act like a 17 year old acne ridden virgin. Grow the fuck up, yes? You weren't right about shit. Those 2 have been scouted since they were kids. There's a reason Danilo was a starter at Santos and Alex Sandro wasn't. There's a reason one was bought sooner, was called for the NT and was sought after by every big in the world. He was the better one, more talented, higher ceiling, bigger potential, period.

What you're trying to pass on as truth but it's just another one of your stupid assumptions is that the scouts who have been following that Santos team for years were all wrong, and you - who watched only a handful of matches, or at least you say so - knew right from wrong. Stop being so fucking self-indulgant it's disgusting, like it somehow makes you feel "special" for being right, which in this case you aren't.

Seriously, from what i Remember you're almost 30 years old. Act the part.

Its fun how you are angry about this now, and dont understand the point.

Those scouts from santos, how did they think about Robinho ? or Lucas ? Or a billion others ?

He was merely showing potential as a kid in lolbrazil. So did Sandro, just not as fancy, since we talk brazil ofc.
Its about when they start to go to a competition that matters, and get responsibility that matters. And that was at Porto

Danilo and Sandro at Porto, a club that matters , showed what its about. Sandro was better then Danilo when he didnt play against hello kitty or oldfart opponents. He keeps improving.

Now its fine. You are mad because you are wrong, and you will now trow personal insults.
Good. Please insult me more. Feel me some tears because i was right and you werent. Please keep quoting and responding me

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@Zacheryah

Thanks, nearly missed it cause i was doing stuff that matters.

 

[Klin]

Incredible character.

 

[Vlad]

@Zacheryah for cockslapping these peasants.