John ''sell the club'' Elkann (19 Viewers)

[Amer]

Lapo, Platini, Sartori as director of sport area, Moggi as silent advisor and Zidane as coach.

This Italian-French combo can get us back to winning something significant in 2 years IMO.

We're dead as it is. We need radical change.

 

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[Clamarc]

Isn't Moggi banned for a lifetime?

 

[JuveJay]

He's also 85 years old lol.

 

[s4tch]

Isn't Moggi banned for a lifetime?

he is and since he lost all of his appeals that won't ever change

you can always seek advice from him though, just don't put him on your wage bill lol

 

[.zero]

he is and since he lost all of his appeals that won't ever change

you can always seek advice from him though, just don't put him on your wage bill lol

Hire him thru a shell company that pays him so there is no violation

 

[swag]

That's it! We pull off the biggest heist in association football club history. Jj becomes some shell organization -- call it Jj Abrams for all I care -- and we sell the idea to the Angellis under the guise of it being better for taxes, expanding our market reach in Asia, and providing legal protections from future attempts at forming the Super League.

We then buy Serie C's Juve Stabia for the price of Di Maria's contract. Then we swap out Juventus FC under the shell and replace it with Juve Stabia, where we accidentally leave off the "Stabia" part in some of the most critical paperwork. Voila! Lapo owns Juve and we leave Signore Monobrow and his plastic cousin John to run Juve Stabia being none the wiser.

Given Juve's performance of late, it could be years before they notice the counterfeit switch.

 

[.zero]

That's it! We pull off the biggest heist in association football club history. Jj becomes some shell organization -- call it Jj Abrams for all I care -- and we sell the idea to the Angellis under the guise of it being better for taxes, expanding our market reach in Asia, and providing legal protections from future attempts at forming the Super League.

We then buy Serie C's Juve Stabia for the price of Di Maria's contract. Then we swap out Juventus FC under the shell and replace it with Juve Stabia, where we accidentally leave off the "Stabia" part in some of the most critical paperwork. Voila! Lapo owns Juve and we leave Signore Monobrow and his plastic cousin John to run Juve Stabia being none the wiser.

Given Juve's performance of late, it could be years before they notice the counterfeit switch.

And Andrew Tate is installed as the supreme leader, president, CEO, premier, chairman of the rescued Jj

 

[CrimsonianKing]

I think you guys are onto something

 

[swag]

"We're secretly replacing Angelli's fancy Champions League Juventus with Serie C's Juve Stabia... Let's see if anyone notices!"

 

[.zero]

"We're secretly replacing Angelli's fancy Champions League Juventus with Serie C's Juve Stabia... Let's see if anyone notices!"

That one broad looks like the late great Angela Lansbury

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@swag Would you be able to spot the difference between coffee and Folgers crystals?

 

[lgorTudor]

I will be the new president and I promise CL participation next season, scudetto one year after that and CL title by 2027

Vote me

 

[.zero]

“If you come at the king, you best not miss”

 

[lgorTudor]

Cornerstones of my presidency:
-rebrand back from JJ to Juve and denounce everyone in charge of rebrand as merda secret agents
-return to basics, focus on football and reinstall Boniperti slogan
-replace the entire staff, go the extra mile to win the best of the best in medical and fitness department (fund them with marketing funds)
-zero tolerance for bums, laziness, faggotry and excuses (no lolzillians)
-open for international couches and board members (only qualification matters)
-win the city back from bovines, unlock fans as the most powerful marketing tool

 

[swag]

That one broad looks like the late great Angela Lansbury

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@swag Would you be able to spot the difference between coffee and Folgers crystals?

I was thinking more Rue McClanahan of The Golden Girls myself

Hawwwwwt!!!

And I couldn't tell Folger's Crystals from my own blood...

 

[.zero]

 

[swag]

I just had a horrific thought... what if this bait and switch already happened, the Agnellis made off with the cash, and the fans have since been gaslit with Allegri and Juve Stabia.

 

[.zero]

 

[U Picciriddu]

And Andrew Tate is installed as the supreme leader, president, CEO, premier, chairman of the rescued Jj

He’d finally bring Ferrari as our shirt sponsor. Or Bugatti

 

[.zero]

And he changes cringe the music played after the team scores to his theme song

 

[X Æ A-12]

And he changes cringe the music played after the team scores to his theme song

That is unironically a major improvement over Blur