Jasper's Traveling Thread (11 Viewers)

[Buck Fuddy]

No. You have a fetish for muppets. I don't blame you though, you probably have wet dreams of miss piggy all the time.

Which healthy, sane man doesn't? Think about the things you could do to or with her nose.

 

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[Nicholas]

Nah, you're 'it's raining men' gay. You have it pretty bad.

Pffft.

 

[Byrone]

Oh man. Non pork eaters really miss out on all that fun.

 

[Byrone]

Pffft.

Careful now, you don't wanna spread your gayness onto some of our homophobic members.

 

[Nicholas]

Careful now, you don't wanna spread your gayness onto some of our homophobic members.

Indeed.

 

[Red]

Bah. It was a general question, I'm sure every man who's slept with one is not gay.

Just accept you're as bent as a nine bob note.

 

[Byrone]

Indeed.

Gaytanamo bay is pretty bad. Keep it on the down low.

 

[Byrone]

Just accept you're as bent as a nine bob note.

 

[Nicholas]

Gaytanamo bay is pretty bad. Keep it on the down low.

I dunno, I may go and commit a terrorist action to get myself a 1st class ticket there, seems appealing.

 

[Byrone]

I dunno, I may go and commit a terrorist action to get myself a 1st class ticket there, seems appealing.

It's the ultimate homosexual honeymoon destination. Being violated by scores of straight men is the dream of many.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Where is Sammy, need to talk to that kid...

 

[Osman]

Nick, your confessional posts are HILARIOUS

 

[Nicholas]

You love me Osman cmon admit it

 

[Gabriel]

Oh wow, and i thought i shouldn't bother with this thread.

 

[Suns]

Epic

 

[V]

I'll get destroyed for this but what the hell.

You know when you get that weird thinking in your head and like a lighting quick feeling that you want to do it, when your body tends to take over you. Then your mind suddenly kicks in and your like Wooooah. Well I had that urge.

Bet you wished your mind kicked in before you wrote this one, ey?

 

[Nicholas]

For sure V.

I thought it would add substance to my story but how I was so so wrong

 

[Miss Dangerous*]

How is life in Canada? I kinda wanna move there!

 

[swag]

Just admit it, you touched it out of curiosity.

And you liked it.

(Sorry, the avatar inspired me...)

I wonder if sleeping with a Lady-Boy means you're gay in a sense though, considering they see themselves as Women, always an interesting topic I had over there with people in bars. They tell me a lot of Straight men want to sample a Lady-Boy one of the reasons Bangkok is so popular with tourists.

Enough of this Lady-Boy business. What if it instead were a Manly-Girl? Lady-Boys get all the love and press. It's about time that Manly-Girls got their due.

Oh man. Non pork eaters really miss out on all that fun.

Dude, a pig is like the WD-40 of food. You can do everything with it.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

WOW... Nick.