I've survived 6 years and all I got was a lousy T-shirt (4 Viewers)
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It was just my opinion, I'm no one, I don't make decisions here.
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2205440&postcount=174
Actually, I haven't even gotten that T-Shirt yet. Martin, you promised me.
Well, by order of The Czar, I am here to give my just-a-shade-over-10,000-post-dedication. Please note that if I did not do this, I feared that he would stalk me in every thread I post in asking "Where's your dedication? Where's Your Dedication?? Workin' on that dedication?? Yeah?? is it good, can I peek?? Promise I won't tell. It better be good. It better be worthwhile, or I'm going to -rep you., blah, blah,blah, Sergio, please have my baby"
So, due to the fact that I'm not in the mood for a Fatal Attraction type situation, here is my not as long overdue as some people would have you believe dedication thread.
It would be very simple, and quite cliche, to overstate the obvious in regards to what I have learned, taught, and experienced in this forum. Truth be told, If i didn't find any pleasure in it or felt that this was a waste of my time, I wouldn't be here for over 6 years now. There have been times when I've been away, for reasons that some of you are aware of, and for other reasons that you are not. Some of it may have been attributed to the quality, or lack thereof, of the forum for that moment in time. But now I'm here for the long haul on a consistent basis. I think
I've had my share of all out internet brawls with some imbeciles here who thankfully are no longer a part of the community,(Apparently it is better to say that you are an Islamic Alien Interista from Alpha Centauri and are here to rape your women and drain your country of all of its natural resources, than to say that you are from America. No, not all of us love Baseball and Apple Pie, but guess what. I do. So go fuck yourselves
) And thankfully, for the most part, the Anti-American sentiment towards myself and other members of the same tribe have subsided. It got to pretty distressing seeing yourself being slandered and getting vitriol-filled private messages stating how much they hate you not because of the person you are (that I can deal with), but where you are from. But like the team that we all support, I've never once seriously given the thought of quitting. At least not for more than a month, anyway. And not until Martin talked me down off the ledge
So without further adieu, there is quite a long list of people that I would like to acknowledge, and I will break them down into sections. The first one being
BAND OF BROTHERS (OR, IF I ABSOLUTELY MUST TAKE A BULLET FOR A COMPATRIOT, THESE FELLOW AMERICANS MAKE THE LIST. BUT DON'T GET ANY IDEAS. MY WIFE IS THE ONLY BENEFICIARY ON MY LIFE INSURANCE POLICY)
Andy- Once upon a time a fresh faced young lad by the name of Andrea Becchi (yes, that's right. He wants to be an Italien too) came across these parts in a sweet and naive sort of way. As you can see, much like myself, that shit stopped. And with the quickness. You are wise beyond your years. He is like my little brother, and I love him. Even though he hasn't brushed my teeth in 6 months. That's OK, because there's only one left in my mouth anyway.
Aaron- I don't know Aaron too too well, but since I am under contract to befriend those who are friends of Andy and Burke, I really had no choice. You're a smart and funny young man, very considerate and kind to me when I was ill, and you have a smooth back. Or so you say. Thank you for checking up on me.
Dru- We have a love/hate relationship. We don't agree on a fucking thing except the godliness of Kate Hudson. And our hatred for the Dallas Cowboys. But you're more than allright with me in my book. It's a small book, so take from that what you will.
Deneb/Altair/Senor Canardo- I don't even know what the fuck your real name is. No matter. You're cooler than Frank Sinatra sitting in an igloo off the Arctic Ocean. And you hang on my every word in the PS3 thread, so you obviously give me more credit than I deserve
Greg- Now here is someone who I would have bet anyone a million dollars that he hated my guts. Lines such as "Just make sure you don't put me and Sergio in the same room" (yes, you said it. I have a long term memory for the dumbest things) had me convinced that he was a prick. And that is why I liked him. I'm glad that I was wrong in my assumptions of you. Even though you like the Portugese national team. You're a good man, and a good friend, and a fellow diabetic. We have more in common than you think. You may now proceed to try and kill yourself upon hearing this revelation.
The Pado- Ahhhh, my Ambulance Chasing friend. I've sorely missed our humorous banter in the Nick Against the World thread, the "Alex_Samatar Conspiracy" that had the whole forum up in arms, the odes to fapping and shopping for shoes. Point Blank, I've missed you, and I love ya. We need to start some controversy the way that only you and I know how to create. If I ever need a defense attorney to get me out of trouble, I'm calling on you. Especially if I happen to get arrested by the likes of...........................
Vinman- My Brother. My Friend. My fellow Paesano. The first person I called when Italy won the World Cup. Even before I called my parents. Hopefully, that speaks volumes. Say Hi to your wife and my kids for me
Nick- Do me a favor. I understand that you were recently married. Go to your bride, get on bended knee, and say "Honey? May I have the key to the glass case that my balls are currently in so that I can put them on and go on the forum? Please?????" Try it sometime. It could work. Come back, you fag.
Ze Tahir- Let me see if I can understand this. You are studying to be a pilot. Which takes a pretty good understanding of numbers, right? So, please explain to me how you manage to go 40 million dollars over the salary cap in the Fantasy Hockey Pool, and the team end up being shitty to boot?? Let me know what airline you'll be flying with. I'll make sure I go to the competition. Ahh, fuck it, you'd probably lie to me. I'll take the train
Burke- Oh man. I promised myself that I wouldn't get choked up when going over what I wanted to say in my mind, but I should have known better when it comes to this young man. He comes across as crass, rude, maybe perhaps even a little ignorant to those who only take his posts at face value. My words of advice? Talk to him. Actually talk to him, and you will talk to someone who is grounded, intelligent, and kind, and someone who truly cares. He's lent me his ear on more than one occasion the past several months, and I am forever grateful. You are one of a kind and I love you.
To my other American broskis, such as Hustini and Kyle and the like. Much respect. If you wanna get in on the Band of Brothers, step yo game up, bitches. If there is anybody else from 'round these parts that I don't know of, either you're not posting or you are hiding where you are from.
So, I got the locals out of the way, now its time to acknowledge some righteous mother fuckers from across the pond I will hereby reference as
THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF SAUSAGES, OR "ALL WIENER AND NO SCHNITZEL, MAKES SERGIO A VERY LONELY BOY"
Martin We have had our share of deep conversations, of arguments, both petty, and serious, and more than our fair share of humorous banter that always seems to have us, and anyone else who pays attention, on edge. Ourselves included. We never seem to know our limits. You've received hundreds of plaudits over the years as the founder of this forum, and I really can't add anything new to what has already been said. My appreciation for you and your friendship goes beyond words. Therefore all I can say is, Thank You.
JCK I know that the term, "A Great Man" is usually reserved for those who have changed the world and made it a better place. Well, you make me laugh whenever I see your posts, and with everything I've been through, I can use a good laugh. You change my world for that moment in time, and that makes you great in my book
The Czar You're a funny guy, you know your stuff, and you have a world of patience, which seems to be a prerequisite here nowadays. Buy a PS3 and join the rest of the crew who have decided to piss their life away in front of a TV screaming at 12 year olds who claim to have videos of our mom's on the internet getting sodomized by Samuel L Jackson
Bianconero You are seriously fucked in the head. I don't know how else to put it. You're a weird dude. But you've become my crack addiction. Wherever you post, I follow. That being said, I would be more than happy to throw down a few shots and party with you. You're probably funny as all hell in person. Hee Haw.
Alen Thank you for finally doing away with THAT avatar (Fuck, I just blew it now). My broadcast partner, and my homey. We seem to share the same beliefs in the world of football, which tends to fly in the face of popular opinion around these parts. I can handle it, if you can, bro. Its been a pleasure broadcasting with you. We need to do a podcast, or broadcast via skype
vSnoop I was going to say something nice about you, and comment on your sense of humor, or your Jew-Cat avatar. But as you know, I've been having problems with my bank. So, just for shits and giggles I decided to try and access the transaction history. Lo and behold, you stole 10 bucks from me back in 2006. You fag
Bozi One of the funniest human beings on this, or any other forum. You have an imagination that goes far beyond anything that I could ever come up with, and I can always appreciate someone who says what they want to say, when they want to say it. You have yet, however, joined me in some Gears of War 2 co-op. Therefore, I consider you a pussy. Do something about it.
Azzurri7 Despite me pointing out the obvious obsessive compulsive nature that you have for Del Piero, I admire your loyalty and devotion to your Idol. You're a good friend around here. However, I worry for your well being. You're scaring me. I'll give you my number, and I want you to start calling me 2 weeks before his last match.
The Official Red Member We can build our own Jonestown. We can do this. With the plethora of lemmings around the world, we may never have to work again. Call it "Population Control"
Mark I know buddy, I know. Montreal sucks. I feel your pain. You are not alone. Your endless hours of watching 7 television screens at one time provide all of us with invaluable transfer information, and it is much appreciated. You need to get laid though. And I'm assuming that you live in the Montreal area, so there's really no excuse.
IrishZebra Juventuz brought us to the same place, but our shared desires of performing borderline illegal activities on Monica Bellucci made us friends. Plus, you're dunk all the time and have a cat who can tell the future. I'm getting vibes from Fluffy right now. It's telling me "Take San Francisco +12 1/2 points"
Fred Young Frederick, my friend. I'm glad all is well with you. Last time we conversed, there were some rough patches that the both of us were going through. Quality young man, you are.
Now, there are many other members of the international contingency who deserve mention. Here goes.
Bes- You're an Albanian living in Canada. Can it get any worse? You've always been allright by me.
Ahmed- Funny dude. Good guy. You hate people. That's a good thing, trust me.
Suns- Contrary to popular belief, I DO like Giovinco. I just don't sit there with my pants down around my ankles with a bottle of Jergen's near me whenever he is on TV. I save that for Beyonce.
Zlatan- We don't talk much anymore. Not sure why. Let me know.
xXx- love your taste in hip-hop.
Lion- we will definitely do some Uncharted 2 co-op, and soon. Sorry about the fucked up GOW III code. I'll try to get another.
Cronios- Dude, you know your stuff. But you need help, man. All that anger could go towards more constructive projects, like terrorizing Elvin.
Luca- Juve fan, Beatles fan. No more needs to be said.
I know that there are others that I am forgetting. If so, send me a shout out, and I'll mention something about you. I'm not saying it will be good, but at least its something.
Lastly, this section is dedicated to those who seem to have forgotten about this forum's existence, for one reason or another. I would like to give special accolades to the missing in a section I call.
MISSING MEMBERS. OR "I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN PICTURES, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WANT TO HAVE MY PICTURE ON THE SIDE OF A MILK CARTON
Fabiana aka Caramelo- Now, I don't know why you changed your name to Caramelo. I'm thinking that either you are smooth and creamy, or it only costs 99 cents for a guy to eat you. Either way, Andy must have scarred you for life for you not to come back. Good job, Andy. A female gives you the time of day and you traumatize her for life. Really nice. Get your fine Venezuelan ass back here.
Lilliana- Rumors were circulating that Nick got a piece of your Galaktoboureko. Maybe somebody should have told you that Nick is the Vending Machine of STD's. Just pull his knob and a surprise is waiting for you. Good job thinking that one through. Wherever you are, I hope that your ultimate goal of carrying Gigi's illegitimate love child works out for you. Keep shooting for the stars. Or, having the stars shoot at you. Whatever works for you.
King Ale- From what I understand, you are smart, you love Juve, and are drop dead gorgeous. So, basically, you're perfect. Which begs the question as to why you were spending so much time on this forum. Come back though. You're one of the few people who thought I was a quality poster.
(Notice a trend here? All women. Well, why let it stop now?)
Vitoria Ally-Not sure how many people had the pleasure of communicating with her, but she is a jewel, a pure diamond. I miss her, and hopes that she comes back someday. I do miss her a lot and I can't stress that enough
Ivy/Sunshine- I'll lump both of these lovely ladies together. They are both very sweet girls, and it was a pleasure talking to them. It would be nice to see you girls again.
Shadowfax- Very few posters garnered my unconditional respect. Paul is one of them. I learned more from him than I have from anyone else here in this forum, and he is a true legend around here who deserves every good word spoken about him. A true family man, and very personable. In fact, when it comes to learning about football on a forum, the only one that I can compare him to would be.....................
Denco- At first we truly did not like each other, or at least it seemed that way. Over time, we grew to respect one another, and our mutual admiration for Prince actually put us on a friendly level. Your educated posts are greatly missed and are as needed now more than ever before. Come back, bro.
Kaiser Franco- Despite your misplaced allegiances, you are a very amicable fellow, and it was a shame that you couldn't come to my BBQ when you were in Boston several years ago. I understand that you were with your sister, but I promise you, I wouldn't have made any moves on her. OK, I can't promise that, but I can promise that if I do, I'll make sure you're not around. Actually, Libero, I can't promise that either. Maybe it was a good idea to keep her as far away from me as possible
Ian- One of my most ardent defenders when I came on board, but then that friendship just crashed and burned under allegations of "elitism". That's too bad. Its never too late
Anders- Funny funny dude. Its too bad that you are a man of your word when you said that you would never come back here.
Fli- My lithuanian sex god, where art thou?? Sucks that you are not around anymore. I guess you followed through on your goal of being a Radiohead groupie.
Claire- Hot engilsh chicks are hard to come by around here, especially hot engilsh chicks who take great pleasure in torturing others. That sounds like a sick, sick fantasy of mine. Hmmm. Just might be. let's make it happen
River- R.I.P. A very sweet girl, really. And a great sense of humor. I used to let her listen in when I would talk to people on Skype and MSN. Don't ask, I need counseling, apparently.
Seven- Although we fought several times in the past, I always respected you, and liked you. Still do. You let your ego get in the way of your quality far too often, however. Hopefully you can check that at the door if/when you are allowed back.
Alex_Samatar- A legend. Really that is all I can say
So in closing, I would like to say this.
For 99.999999% of us, the reason why we are here is because of one common bond. That bond being the love of Juventus. Now, that doesn't mean that we all agree on everything that they do, or what the coaching staff does, or the upper management for that matter.
However, it is those differences of opinions that make a forum fresh, and is a springboard for ideas. The only thing worse than a forum where nobody agrees on anything, is a forum where everyone agrees on everything.
Think about that.
One Love
Well, by order of The Czar, I am here to give my just-a-shade-over-10,000-post-dedication. Please note that if I did not do this, I feared that he would stalk me in every thread I post in asking "Where's your dedication? Where's Your Dedication?? Workin' on that dedication?? Yeah?? is it good, can I peek?? Promise I won't tell. It better be good. It better be worthwhile, or I'm going to -rep you., blah, blah,blah, Sergio, please have my baby"
So, due to the fact that I'm not in the mood for a Fatal Attraction type situation, here is my not as long overdue as some people would have you believe dedication thread.
It would be very simple, and quite cliche, to overstate the obvious in regards to what I have learned, taught, and experienced in this forum. Truth be told, If i didn't find any pleasure in it or felt that this was a waste of my time, I wouldn't be here for over 6 years now. There have been times when I've been away, for reasons that some of you are aware of, and for other reasons that you are not. Some of it may have been attributed to the quality, or lack thereof, of the forum for that moment in time. But now I'm here for the long haul on a consistent basis. I think
I've had my share of all out internet brawls with some imbeciles here who thankfully are no longer a part of the community,(Apparently it is better to say that you are an Islamic Alien Interista from Alpha Centauri and are here to rape your women and drain your country of all of its natural resources, than to say that you are from America. No, not all of us love Baseball and Apple Pie, but guess what. I do. So go fuck yourselves
) And thankfully, for the most part, the Anti-American sentiment towards myself and other members of the same tribe have subsided. It got to pretty distressing seeing yourself being slandered and getting vitriol-filled private messages stating how much they hate you not because of the person you are (that I can deal with), but where you are from. But like the team that we all support, I've never once seriously given the thought of quitting. At least not for more than a month, anyway. And not until Martin talked me down off the ledgeSo without further adieu, there is quite a long list of people that I would like to acknowledge, and I will break them down into sections. The first one being
BAND OF BROTHERS (OR, IF I ABSOLUTELY MUST TAKE A BULLET FOR A COMPATRIOT, THESE FELLOW AMERICANS MAKE THE LIST. BUT DON'T GET ANY IDEAS. MY WIFE IS THE ONLY BENEFICIARY ON MY LIFE INSURANCE POLICY)
Andy- Once upon a time a fresh faced young lad by the name of Andrea Becchi (yes, that's right. He wants to be an Italien too) came across these parts in a sweet and naive sort of way. As you can see, much like myself, that shit stopped. And with the quickness. You are wise beyond your years. He is like my little brother, and I love him. Even though he hasn't brushed my teeth in 6 months. That's OK, because there's only one left in my mouth anyway.
Aaron- I don't know Aaron too too well, but since I am under contract to befriend those who are friends of Andy and Burke, I really had no choice. You're a smart and funny young man, very considerate and kind to me when I was ill, and you have a smooth back. Or so you say. Thank you for checking up on me.
Dru- We have a love/hate relationship. We don't agree on a fucking thing except the godliness of Kate Hudson. And our hatred for the Dallas Cowboys. But you're more than allright with me in my book. It's a small book, so take from that what you will.
Deneb/Altair/Senor Canardo- I don't even know what the fuck your real name is. No matter. You're cooler than Frank Sinatra sitting in an igloo off the Arctic Ocean. And you hang on my every word in the PS3 thread, so you obviously give me more credit than I deserve
Greg- Now here is someone who I would have bet anyone a million dollars that he hated my guts. Lines such as "Just make sure you don't put me and Sergio in the same room" (yes, you said it. I have a long term memory for the dumbest things) had me convinced that he was a prick. And that is why I liked him. I'm glad that I was wrong in my assumptions of you. Even though you like the Portugese national team. You're a good man, and a good friend, and a fellow diabetic. We have more in common than you think. You may now proceed to try and kill yourself upon hearing this revelation.
The Pado- Ahhhh, my Ambulance Chasing friend. I've sorely missed our humorous banter in the Nick Against the World thread, the "Alex_Samatar Conspiracy" that had the whole forum up in arms, the odes to fapping and shopping for shoes. Point Blank, I've missed you, and I love ya. We need to start some controversy the way that only you and I know how to create. If I ever need a defense attorney to get me out of trouble, I'm calling on you. Especially if I happen to get arrested by the likes of...........................
Vinman- My Brother. My Friend. My fellow Paesano. The first person I called when Italy won the World Cup. Even before I called my parents. Hopefully, that speaks volumes. Say Hi to your wife and my kids for me
Nick- Do me a favor. I understand that you were recently married. Go to your bride, get on bended knee, and say "Honey? May I have the key to the glass case that my balls are currently in so that I can put them on and go on the forum? Please?????" Try it sometime. It could work. Come back, you fag.
Ze Tahir- Let me see if I can understand this. You are studying to be a pilot. Which takes a pretty good understanding of numbers, right? So, please explain to me how you manage to go 40 million dollars over the salary cap in the Fantasy Hockey Pool, and the team end up being shitty to boot?? Let me know what airline you'll be flying with. I'll make sure I go to the competition. Ahh, fuck it, you'd probably lie to me. I'll take the train
Burke- Oh man. I promised myself that I wouldn't get choked up when going over what I wanted to say in my mind, but I should have known better when it comes to this young man. He comes across as crass, rude, maybe perhaps even a little ignorant to those who only take his posts at face value. My words of advice? Talk to him. Actually talk to him, and you will talk to someone who is grounded, intelligent, and kind, and someone who truly cares. He's lent me his ear on more than one occasion the past several months, and I am forever grateful. You are one of a kind and I love you.
To my other American broskis, such as Hustini and Kyle and the like. Much respect. If you wanna get in on the Band of Brothers, step yo game up, bitches. If there is anybody else from 'round these parts that I don't know of, either you're not posting or you are hiding where you are from.
So, I got the locals out of the way, now its time to acknowledge some righteous mother fuckers from across the pond I will hereby reference as
THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF SAUSAGES, OR "ALL WIENER AND NO SCHNITZEL, MAKES SERGIO A VERY LONELY BOY"
Martin We have had our share of deep conversations, of arguments, both petty, and serious, and more than our fair share of humorous banter that always seems to have us, and anyone else who pays attention, on edge. Ourselves included. We never seem to know our limits. You've received hundreds of plaudits over the years as the founder of this forum, and I really can't add anything new to what has already been said. My appreciation for you and your friendship goes beyond words. Therefore all I can say is, Thank You.
JCK I know that the term, "A Great Man" is usually reserved for those who have changed the world and made it a better place. Well, you make me laugh whenever I see your posts, and with everything I've been through, I can use a good laugh. You change my world for that moment in time, and that makes you great in my book
The Czar You're a funny guy, you know your stuff, and you have a world of patience, which seems to be a prerequisite here nowadays. Buy a PS3 and join the rest of the crew who have decided to piss their life away in front of a TV screaming at 12 year olds who claim to have videos of our mom's on the internet getting sodomized by Samuel L Jackson
Bianconero You are seriously fucked in the head. I don't know how else to put it. You're a weird dude. But you've become my crack addiction. Wherever you post, I follow. That being said, I would be more than happy to throw down a few shots and party with you. You're probably funny as all hell in person. Hee Haw.
Alen Thank you for finally doing away with THAT avatar (Fuck, I just blew it now). My broadcast partner, and my homey. We seem to share the same beliefs in the world of football, which tends to fly in the face of popular opinion around these parts. I can handle it, if you can, bro. Its been a pleasure broadcasting with you. We need to do a podcast, or broadcast via skype
vSnoop I was going to say something nice about you, and comment on your sense of humor, or your Jew-Cat avatar. But as you know, I've been having problems with my bank. So, just for shits and giggles I decided to try and access the transaction history. Lo and behold, you stole 10 bucks from me back in 2006. You fag
Bozi One of the funniest human beings on this, or any other forum. You have an imagination that goes far beyond anything that I could ever come up with, and I can always appreciate someone who says what they want to say, when they want to say it. You have yet, however, joined me in some Gears of War 2 co-op. Therefore, I consider you a pussy. Do something about it.
Azzurri7 Despite me pointing out the obvious obsessive compulsive nature that you have for Del Piero, I admire your loyalty and devotion to your Idol. You're a good friend around here. However, I worry for your well being. You're scaring me. I'll give you my number, and I want you to start calling me 2 weeks before his last match.
The Official Red Member We can build our own Jonestown. We can do this. With the plethora of lemmings around the world, we may never have to work again. Call it "Population Control"
Mark I know buddy, I know. Montreal sucks. I feel your pain. You are not alone. Your endless hours of watching 7 television screens at one time provide all of us with invaluable transfer information, and it is much appreciated. You need to get laid though. And I'm assuming that you live in the Montreal area, so there's really no excuse.
IrishZebra Juventuz brought us to the same place, but our shared desires of performing borderline illegal activities on Monica Bellucci made us friends. Plus, you're dunk all the time and have a cat who can tell the future. I'm getting vibes from Fluffy right now. It's telling me "Take San Francisco +12 1/2 points"
Fred Young Frederick, my friend. I'm glad all is well with you. Last time we conversed, there were some rough patches that the both of us were going through. Quality young man, you are.
Now, there are many other members of the international contingency who deserve mention. Here goes.
Bes- You're an Albanian living in Canada. Can it get any worse?
You've always been allright by me.Ahmed- Funny dude. Good guy. You hate people. That's a good thing, trust me.
Suns- Contrary to popular belief, I DO like Giovinco. I just don't sit there with my pants down around my ankles with a bottle of Jergen's near me whenever he is on TV. I save that for Beyonce.
Zlatan- We don't talk much anymore. Not sure why. Let me know.
xXx- love your taste in hip-hop.
Lion- we will definitely do some Uncharted 2 co-op, and soon. Sorry about the fucked up GOW III code. I'll try to get another.
Cronios- Dude, you know your stuff. But you need help, man.
All that anger could go towards more constructive projects, like terrorizing Elvin.Luca- Juve fan, Beatles fan. No more needs to be said.
I know that there are others that I am forgetting. If so, send me a shout out, and I'll mention something about you. I'm not saying it will be good, but at least its something.
Lastly, this section is dedicated to those who seem to have forgotten about this forum's existence, for one reason or another. I would like to give special accolades to the missing in a section I call.
MISSING MEMBERS. OR "I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN PICTURES, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WANT TO HAVE MY PICTURE ON THE SIDE OF A MILK CARTON
Fabiana aka Caramelo- Now, I don't know why you changed your name to Caramelo. I'm thinking that either you are smooth and creamy, or it only costs 99 cents for a guy to eat you. Either way, Andy must have scarred you for life for you not to come back. Good job, Andy. A female gives you the time of day and you traumatize her for life. Really nice. Get your fine Venezuelan ass back here.
Lilliana- Rumors were circulating that Nick got a piece of your Galaktoboureko. Maybe somebody should have told you that Nick is the Vending Machine of STD's. Just pull his knob and a surprise is waiting for you. Good job thinking that one through. Wherever you are, I hope that your ultimate goal of carrying Gigi's illegitimate love child works out for you. Keep shooting for the stars. Or, having the stars shoot at you. Whatever works for you.
King Ale- From what I understand, you are smart, you love Juve, and are drop dead gorgeous. So, basically, you're perfect. Which begs the question as to why you were spending so much time on this forum. Come back though. You're one of the few people who thought I was a quality poster.
(Notice a trend here? All women. Well, why let it stop now?)
Vitoria Ally-Not sure how many people had the pleasure of communicating with her, but she is a jewel, a pure diamond. I miss her, and hopes that she comes back someday. I do miss her a lot and I can't stress that enough
Ivy/Sunshine- I'll lump both of these lovely ladies together. They are both very sweet girls, and it was a pleasure talking to them. It would be nice to see you girls again.
Shadowfax- Very few posters garnered my unconditional respect. Paul is one of them. I learned more from him than I have from anyone else here in this forum, and he is a true legend around here who deserves every good word spoken about him. A true family man, and very personable. In fact, when it comes to learning about football on a forum, the only one that I can compare him to would be.....................
Denco- At first we truly did not like each other, or at least it seemed that way. Over time, we grew to respect one another, and our mutual admiration for Prince actually put us on a friendly level. Your educated posts are greatly missed and are as needed now more than ever before. Come back, bro.
Kaiser Franco- Despite your misplaced allegiances, you are a very amicable fellow, and it was a shame that you couldn't come to my BBQ when you were in Boston several years ago. I understand that you were with your sister, but I promise you, I wouldn't have made any moves on her. OK, I can't promise that, but I can promise that if I do, I'll make sure you're not around. Actually, Libero, I can't promise that either. Maybe it was a good idea to keep her as far away from me as possible
Ian- One of my most ardent defenders when I came on board, but then that friendship just crashed and burned under allegations of "elitism". That's too bad. Its never too late
Anders- Funny funny dude. Its too bad that you are a man of your word when you said that you would never come back here.
Fli- My lithuanian sex god, where art thou?? Sucks that you are not around anymore. I guess you followed through on your goal of being a Radiohead groupie.
Claire- Hot engilsh chicks are hard to come by around here, especially hot engilsh chicks who take great pleasure in torturing others. That sounds like a sick, sick fantasy of mine. Hmmm. Just might be. let's make it happen
River- R.I.P. A very sweet girl, really. And a great sense of humor. I used to let her listen in when I would talk to people on Skype and MSN. Don't ask, I need counseling, apparently.
Seven- Although we fought several times in the past, I always respected you, and liked you. Still do. You let your ego get in the way of your quality far too often, however. Hopefully you can check that at the door if/when you are allowed back.
Alex_Samatar- A legend. Really that is all I can say
So in closing, I would like to say this.
For 99.999999% of us, the reason why we are here is because of one common bond. That bond being the love of Juventus. Now, that doesn't mean that we all agree on everything that they do, or what the coaching staff does, or the upper management for that matter.
However, it is those differences of opinions that make a forum fresh, and is a springboard for ideas. The only thing worse than a forum where nobody agrees on anything, is a forum where everyone agrees on everything.
Think about that.
One Love
agree on the last thing you said.. this place would be horrible if everybody agrees on everything..
congrats again, mate.. cheers..
