Yea i can almost imagine it like the final battle in Matrix Revolutions. Where both these guys are in their nike trenchcoats and going at it. I guess whoever smacks the other first is likely to win, purely because Mr. Fegusson or Mr. Lippi would lose their glasses. And a whole lot of sight.
Materazzi vs. Montero (not enough room in Serie A for two hatchet men)
Rivaldo vs. Salas (Battle of the Flops)
Del Piero vs. Inzaghi (Get it over with already)
Nedved vs. Totti (like someone suggested: Always cool to watch "catfights": the hair pulling and everything!)
Buffon vs. Toldo (Battle of the unshaven men)
Vieri vs. Di Vaio ("Come here you mate..let me shine that head some more")
Inter fans vs. Lippi (The root of all evil for Inter: when this disaster began)
Davids vs. Stam (lets see who takes the more effective steriods!)
Tag team: Galliani-Moggi (the kojaks) vs. Gaucci-Sensi (the wide loads)
Weve had celebrity boxing in the UK and US for charity why not in Italy! I know theyd prefer a celebrity shopping battle between Pippo and Ale but a boxing match would be dope