[ITA] Serie A 2015/2016 (7 Viewers)

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Season 2015/2016

Inter leading for months...now fourth and out of CL
Roma collapsing and firing the violinist
The table standing gif
Palermo
Zamp
Cairo at Torino said he enjoys looking down at us on the serie A table.
Milan being taken over by Chinese investors
Berlusconi refusing to sell

Milan never win against 3 feeder clubs, even when they using haka.
Pogs&Dybi fingering eachother.
Inter forums acknowledging their place in life
Dzeko

People shitting on marotta
Lost 3 world class players best in the world in their positions and still won
So far in the green we can't even see the sand trap the rest of the league is in financially
34 trophies with 5 on the trot
BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK
Hamsik saying Napoli can win it this year
Ranieri winning with Leicester but not with Roma
ADL and his fits to the media
Higuan's mega bann
Maradonna & Higuain's agent/brother on their fat ass high horses
Juve given preferential treatment
...but we won 24 out of 25 games and only conceded 17 goals to date
17 conceded..that's it
the Dzeko miss gifs
The meme's with Refs in Juve pics
Higuain head butts to a 3 way ban
But Khedira says something walking away from the ref and gets an automatic and incontestable 3 game ban
But we're helped
Higuain had the best season of his year and still finished 2nd
Brocchi
Milan firing a decent coach to promote the youth coach that goes onto lose his first 3 games
the last minute win against Torino
Totti drama
Gigi personal record. at 38 years old
New club longest winning streak (15 wins).
Bon' tiptoes makes Higuain dead inside.
Roma fans booing Spaletti for a has-been 40 year old
Napoli & Milan players getting their homes burglarized
Conte signing for Chelsea while still the National Team Coach
Conte's tantrums over not getting enough time with the team
Sabbatini staying in Roma
Suns and Dusan
Are their hands tied?
Juventus buying all the top youth talent
And not even bringing them back, just to monopolize the youth talent
Excuses
Playing before Juve every day. Napoli
Clubs that complain we get favorable treatment have more PK's given to them than we get
Cronios
Badass
Three 6 Anti-Beppe Mafia
'With Jackson Martinez in the bag, Milan President Silvio Berlusconi confirms offers for Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Geoffrey Kondogbia.'
TiredMontolivo captaining Milan

'Roma closed the gap'
Gerson posing with Roma's #10
Melo back in Italy, Inter fans thinking he'll do great
Melo being his usual retard and fucking Inter's chances
Rudi beating the shit out of his wife
Inter's CEO name is Bolingbroke

Shaqiri: "One time I was injured and I needed to be ready for a game. They told me that there was a miraculous healer who lived in the mountains. I drove for half an hour in a car to have been manipulated by an old man, but he did not help me at all. This is also why Stoke City was the best choice: here there are seven physiotherapists, who will examine me everyday: hips, feet, legs. Everything in a professional manner."
Milan forum: 'We were laughing to Juve now look again . They reached 2nd spot. And look at us . Idk whats more embarassing than this. All money that we spent and still can lose at home to serie b level teams. Didnt watch any milan match this season more than 10 min. I d never thought that but wish id be a juve fan . I cant stand to see them winning 5 in a row serie a.'

LASAGNA

Tanu_Mz: A little anedocte about Kevin Lasagna.
The bank I work for has a national football team that played a friendly/charity game vs Carpi. One of my fellow colleagues, who is also part of the gang travelling to the Stadium for the games, played that game which was held the same day Juve played Real Madrid away. After the game, they watched the Juve game all together in a pub and when Morata scored Lasagna jumped on the table and started to scream his head off like most Carpi players (Lollo and Romagnoli were pretty wild too, apparently, and only Letizia was shouting for Real being a merda fan).
I spoke to my mate last night and he told me: "when I saw Lasagna scoring vs merde @ San Siro in the last minute, after seeing his hysiterical reaction after Morata's goal, I was worried he might pull his pants down and start a wankfest in front of the cameras"
Sad Derby aka Derby of New Hope aka Derby della madonnina
Hello darkness my old friend

Mr Beeee pulling out

Broccholi learning players to fly

Icardi and Higuain trying to be relevant

#Carpi have kept double clean sheets against just one club this season: #ACMilan
9 trophies for Buffon. How many for a 40 year old Totti
Padoin has 5 already (All in a row)
-12 to +12 to win the league with 3 games to spare
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL we gained 24 points over napoli/inter when we starting our winning streak
People doubting the directors at the seasons beginning

Allegri's amazing tantrums on the touchline
People said our dynasty was ending
We would never recover
Napoli & Inter said they liked looking down at us
Kondogbia il nuovo Pogba
Inter will sell Icardi...their captain
Shit...I forgot about Mancini
The "Downfall of Inter" thread on the forzainter forums
Inter fan quote: If we replace Mancini with a better one and correctly sign the right players that we badly miss then we can easily have a squad that can compete with Juve."
Another quote:"I personally believe the squad is capable of battling for top spot. Our team was top of the league for a while scraping wins and not being used right. "
The butthurt and delusion runs deep in Italy if you aren't a Juve fan
Our bench depth compared to everyone else
The people here that disappeared when they could no longer be proved right when we started winning
Faux
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Still asking for 500m in damages and our 2 titles back
Our clubs ruthlessness

lol:
Current FI articles: "Someone wants Palermo in B". "Refs Relegating Palermo"
Zamp can't contain himself
ADL on a vespa
Whatever the clubs do on the market this summer will still be
They will still have to sell to buy
Selling clubs
Chinese investors: to buy or not to buy
Our directors reactions in the stands when we win
Tavecchio congratulates us. We still sue for damages
Ruthless on the pitch. Our wall of a defense
Mandzukic and Zaza hunting players down all over the pitch
Pogba's dab
Allegri beating Pogba in a shooting game.
Then Allegri beats Pogba in basketball
And still rubs it in
Milan meats Haka
The Dzeko miss gif with Maicon's face and Dzeko trying to hide behind the post
People doubting Berardi
Berardi is coming back.
nainggolan tweet and his scudetto winning goal
mancini and sarri homo erotic banter
we managed to lose 3-0 to merda and still qualifies to final at their home
Dai dai DAIIIII

ForzaInter forum quote:"They should be punished by Figc for parading that 34 number everywhere
However nope Fiat/Rube/Agnelli is FIGC's top sponsor so nothing will be done.

Even Maradona said that Rube have the right players in the FIGC...and the ref organisation.
I'm not the only one who thinks so tbh "
We beat teams with our B team
63 injuries in one season and we still win
Inter fans would rather we sell pogba and let Beppe have 100m to spend
Either way we will still be better
Carlos Primera's posts
Tuttosport today:

30: 2011-12

31: 2012-13

32: 2013-14

33: 2014-15

34: 2015-16

Editorial: Simply the best

Italy pwnd
We made 55m from two players that cost us 11m
Pirlo was free and got us 4 titles
Inter for selling Pirlo and Milan for letting him go for free

what a season
Usually only one or two clubs collapse. But Napoli, Roma, inter, fiorentina and Milan all managed to show signs of life before completely vaporizing
the forum after the summer mercato this year I can't wait
Lippi quote today: “It’s almost like Juve told the others 'we’ll give you a little head start, see if you can finish ahead of us’, but no-one succeeded." Burn
Milan forum: "Can't wait til Milan wins 5 Scudetti in a row"


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I love this club. All you squirts from Inter & Milan forums looking at this. Fuck off the hole your clubs dug themselves into and brought all of you down with them...bury yourselves and never come back out until you maggots hatch a new Calciopoli egg to try and bring us back down again. The denial runs as deep as the butthurt your idiotic directors gave you when they bent you over and took you for a ride on the Carlos Primera Pony Express without greasing the axles.

We struggled this season early on and you fools heads grew like a hot air balloon and you still couldn't take advantage even after we sold Vidal & Tevez and Pirlo left. Incredible. Take a look around at your club. You peasants aren't worthy to look at the well-oiled machine that wins 5 on the trot.

Adios.





Feel free to PM me edits if I missed anything.

 

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[Elvin]

Yeah but you're forgetting some important factors that help Simone at Atletico - low expectations, patience, and gratefulness.
None of that can be provided by Inter fans, who will expect immediate results and get discouraged by the first failure.

 

[piotrr]

Remembered about this one as well

 

[Zacheryah]

Its easy to forget but Inter has more potential capital and defenitely bigger fanbase then Atletico. A great coach and good new management/director, and a few patient years where you start off modest and they can get back to the top for sure. You dont realize, however bad Inter is now, Atletico werent only smaller club, but they were PATHETIC, called even Pathetico. The whipping boys that had huge losses in games despite having prime Torres and later prime Forlan and Aguero attacks. Litterally the completely opposite of what Simeone made them.

You think Simeone would want to go trough that initial phase again, rather then remain a coach who challenges for the title and CL ?

 

[Osman]

Yeah but you're forgetting some important factors that help Simone at Atletico - low expectations, patience, and gratefulness.
None of that can be provided by Inter fans, who will expect immediate results and get discouraged by the first failure.

Bigger club is bigger pressure, but honestly who are Inter and its fans for past 5 years to work against work in progress? They are demanding, but also kinda used to how things work as fans of a bigger club. They arent like Roma or Napoli who make insanely hostile or destructive inviroment for themselves. You rarely heard Inter fans create ruckus or attack their own team or protest, all done by the more southern clubs.

 

[Elvin]

Bigger club is bigger pressure, but honestly who are Inter and its fans for past 5 years to work against work in progress? They are demanding, but also kinda used to how things work as fans of a bigger club. They arent like Roma or Napoli who make insanely hostile or destructive inviroment for themselves. You rarely heard Inter fans create ruckus or attack their own team or protest, all done by the more southern clubs.

Maybe.

Anyway Simeone won't come and even if he does we'll still dominate, I'm pretty sure.

 

[Osman]

You think Simeone would want to go trough that initial phase again, rather then remain a coach who challenges for the title and CL ?

He is a guy who seems to prefer comfort and familiarity and project building, there is a reason he hasnt moved yet after 5 years. He used to play for Atletico and loved it there, hence he went and coached them. There is a reason Conte is going to coach Chelsea, its because Simeone for 2nd or 3rd year in a row passed on it. Also there is a reason only clubs he talked about coaching is Lazio and Inter, former clubs, and already coached or coaching former clubs in Racing Club before and now Atletico, its a clear pattern. Only anomaly was his brief stint for Catania 6 years ago. He seems to be kind guy who will prefer coaching in latin countries, and for Spain its already it with Atletico, no way he will ever coach Barca or Real (complete opposite of their style in former, and too much of a Atletico legend for latter). That leaves Italy that he already coached in and spent most of his playing days.

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Maybe.

Anyway Simeone won't come and even if he does we'll still dominate, I'm pretty sure.

We will dominate for few more years, but it will be a challenge, a fun one, if he joins them and gets proper backing. The Inter games wont feel like a midtable nuisance anymore after a while.

 

[Zacheryah]

He is a guy who seems to prefer comfort and familiarity and project building, there is a reason he hasnt moved yet after 5 years. He used to play for Atletico and loved it there, hence he went and coached them. There is a reason Conte is going to coach Chelsea, its because Simeone for 2nd or 3rd year in a row passed on it. Also there is a reason only clubs he talked about coaching is Lazio and Inter, former clubs, and already coached or coaching former clubs in Racing Club before and now Atletico, its a clear pattern. Only anomaly was his brief stint for Catania 6 years ago. He seems to be kind guy who will prefer coaching in latin countries, and for Spain its already it with Atletico, no way he will ever coach Barca or Real (complete opposite of their style in former, and too much of a Atletico legend for latter). That leaves Italy that he already coached in and spent most of his playing days.

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We will dominate for few more years, but it will be a challenge, a fun one, if he joins them and gets proper backing. The Inter games wont feel like a midtable nuisance anymore after a while.

Like him even more now

 

[Seven]

We will dominate for few more years, but it will be a challenge, a fun one, if he joins them and gets proper backing. The Inter games wont feel like a midtable nuisance anymore after a while.

I don't care. I want Inter dead and buried. If you were talking about Milan, Roma or Napoli. Great. I like a challenge, let them be a bit stronger than they are now. Not Inter though. That club deserves to die.

 

[Osman]

I couldnt agree more. But we dont allways get what we want do we? So we have to settle for frustrating them and beating them on the pitch even with a great coach/better team.

 

[Seven]

I couldnt agree more. But we dont allways get what we want do we? So we have to settle for frustrating them and beating them on the pitch even with a great coach/better team.

BTW you're right in saying that they'd be a much better team. But a coach can only do so much. There is no real structure to speak of at Inter and even if Simeone managed to get some sort of project going, he'd need at least 3-4 years to turn Inter into a big club again. We on the other hand are a machine. Even if Conte and then Allegri did very well with the squad they had, they were also given every opportunity to shine imo.

 

[Raz]

BTW you're right in saying that they'd be a much better team. But a coach can only do so much. There is no real structure to speak of at Inter and even if Simeone managed to get some sort of project going, he'd need at least 3-4 years to turn Inter into a big club again. We on the other hand are a machine. Even if Conte and then Allegri did very well with the squad they had, they were also given every opportunity to shine imo.

Lies. Black baby Jesus would cry. It was all down to conte. Everything, even this year and specially 100 hundred years after.

 

[zizinho]

Simeone played for Sevilla also. i never heard him say he would like to coach them

 

[.zero]

Was it worth it?

Of course

 

[italiacalcio10]

Wow, if rumours are true, both Inter & AC Milan will be purchased by Chinese led groups. Alibaba group is rumoured to be the party interested in AC Milan, which is a co-owner of Evergrande, where Lippi was coach. This is a $200 billion dollar company with a lot of financial power. Inter is apparently having 20% bought by Suning Group, which is the company that owns Suning, the team that just through out millions of dollars at Guarin, Gervinho, etc, the last few years. It's a much smaller company at $13B. Ultimately, this could be very positive for Serie A, but very negative for us, since AC Milan will undoubtedly become very profitable, very fast, and potentially one of the most dominant brands in China.

We might need to sell a minority stake to Baidu!

If this happens:
- Roma/Napoli better get ready to start playing for Europa.

 

[Elvin]

http://www.football-italia.net/83480/fininvest-deny-milan-sale

there goes Milanisti boner.

 

[italiacalcio10]

http://www.football-italia.net/83480/fininvest-deny-milan-sale

there goes Milanisti boner.

Of course they have to deny it. Several of the entities are publicly traded entities - those parties probably would only want a press release to come out after a deal is announced. The story seems credible. The question is whether Berlusconi gets cold feet.

 

[Salvatore]

It would maybe seem credible if Milan weren't being sold to exotic billionaires every year around this time.

Then it'll be fun in the summer when Galliani renews Montolivo for 4 years and extends the Balotelli loan.

 

[Zacheryah]

Even if the sale goes trough, i'll be another few years before that really comes to fruitation


Inter has no interest for italian talent, and Milan will be facing to pick up the scraps we left

 

[Xperd]

Both clubs are on massive losses already so hard to see any kind of exorbitant spending if and when they have new owners.
Not to mention diminishing revenue streams for both teams which kinda makes it hard to invest heavily from the get go especially taking ffp into account.If this was PL though,it would've been a different story altogether.