@Hustini
'With Jackson Martinez in the bag, Milan President Silvio Berlusconi confirms offers for Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Geoffrey Kondogbia.'

TiredMontolivo captaining Milan

'Roma closed the gap'

Gerson posing with Roma's #10

Melo back in Italy, Inter fans thinking he'll do great

Melo being his usual retard and fucking Inter's chances

Rudi beating the shit out of his wife

Inter's CEO name is Boling
broke


Shaqiri: "One time I was injured and I needed to be ready for a game. They told me that there was a miraculous healer who lived in the mountains. I drove for half an hour in a car to have been manipulated by an old man, but he did not help me at all. This is also why Stoke City was the best choice: here there are seven physiotherapists, who will examine me everyday: hips, feet, legs. Everything in a professional manner."

Milan forum: 'We were laughing to Juve now look again . They reached 2nd spot. And look at us . Idk whats more embarassing than this. All money that we spent and still can lose at home to serie b level teams. Didnt watch any milan match this season more than 10 min. I d never thought that but wish id be a juve fan . I cant stand to see them winning 5 in a row serie a.'
LASAGNA
Tanu_Mz: A little anedocte about Kevin Lasagna.
The bank I work for has a national football team that played a friendly/charity game vs Carpi. One of my fellow colleagues, who is also part of the gang travelling to the Stadium for the games, played that game which was held the same day Juve played Real Madrid away. After the game, they watched the Juve game all together in a pub and when Morata scored Lasagna jumped on the table and started to scream his head off like most Carpi players (Lollo and Romagnoli were pretty wild too, apparently, and only Letizia was shouting for Real being a merda fan).
I spoke to my mate last night and he told me: "when I saw Lasagna scoring vs merde @ San Siro in the last minute, after seeing his hysiterical reaction after Morata's goal, I was worried he might pull his pants down and start a wankfest in front of the cameras"

Sad Derby aka Derby of New Hope aka Derby della madonnina

Hello darkness my old friend

Mr Beeee pulling out

Broccholi learning players to fly

Icardi and Higuain trying to be relevant

#Carpi have kept double clean sheets against just one club this season: #ACMilan
You should start a new thread btw, and do it after each season.
