Football Italia Headlines, October 26, 2013
El Shaarawy: "Osama is my Idol"
Donadoni Spotted Buying Diapers at Target
Montella: "Beware of Jews from Florence"
Agent: "Balotelli Really Diamond Captain From
Blood Diamond"
Quag and Gila off to FEMA Camps
Roma Wants to be like the Houston Oilers:
Moratti: "Fans fuucked my mommy"
Joaquin: "Never even heard of Italy"
Tevez: "Don't Blame my Neck"
Zamperini: "I'll fire and then rehire myself"
Emerson: Another Dunce for Juventus
Juventus Announce Deal with Blackwater