[ITA] Serie A 2010/2011 (65 Viewers)

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Quetzalcoatl

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Aug 22, 2007
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Very interesting interview from Allegri. He seems like a cool guy.

P.S. weird translations (original in Italian- http://www.calciomercato.com/mercat...r-in-futuro-mou-patetico-moggi-geniale-640170)


Tomorrow, Wednesday, March 25 2011 21.10 Italy on the first, the last episode of "Le Iene Show" exclusive interview with the Milan coach Massimiliano Allegri.



Reservoir Dogs: The first thing you say when you win the Scudetto?

Massimiliano Allegri: Really cool.

Hyenas: You were more lucky or good?

Allegri: Well done, boys were outstanding.

Hyenas: And you do not have merits?

Allegri: Let's say I have done less damage than usual.

Reservoir Dogs: How much do you attribute to winning the league?

Allegri: A good 5%.

Reservoir Dogs: There was a time when you thought that we would have done?

Allegri: Never.

Hyenas: Among the players of AC Milan: The cutest?

Allegri: Robinho's funny, Cassano is nice in its way, Nesta is very ironic ...

Reservoir Dogs: The coolest?

Allegri: More cool, more cool ... Ambrosini

Reservoir Dogs: Who is the most rimorchione?

Allegri: The most mischievous is Flamini.

Reservoir Dogs: The smartest?

Allegri: Is Robinho.

Reservoir Dogs: Most spoiled?

Allegri: Pato

Reservoir Dogs: The most common?

Allegri: I do not think there are at Milan ...

Reservoir Dogs: Why do so Sbrocca Ibra?

Allegri: It is too angry with himself and every so often angry with the other ...

Hyenas: Cassano goes away?

Allegri: No.

Hyenas: And Gattuso goes away?

Allegri: I think not ... even if there is this thing of Dagestan, but I think Rino stay.

Reservoir Dogs: How is the choir that Gattuso has dedicated to Leonardo?

Allegri: Not very nice ...

Hyenas: You want to apologize to Leonardo?

Allegri: Le asked Gattuso.

Reservoir Dogs: Now that you've won the championship, what would you say to Inter?

Allegri: They were good, but we we were even more.

Reservoir Dogs: We would go to coach Inter Milan?

Allegri: At this time no ...

Reservoir Dogs: In the future?

Allegri: In life you never know, but there is much rivalry between Inter and Milan, so the colors will come in ...

Reservoir Dogs: What would you like to coach another team?

Allegri: Real Madrid and Barcelona ...

Hyenas: And what player would you train?

Allegri: Messi is a truly wonderful thing.

Reservoir Dogs: How likely is it that Messi will be at Milan next year?

Allegri: 1% (laughs)

Hyenas: Speaking of Messi, who won the Champions?

Allegri: 2 to 1 Barcelona.

Reservoir Dogs: The banner better than you have spent?

Allegri: In Cagliari, after 5 games with 0 points, there was a banner that said: There is little to be happy.

Reservoir Dogs: 1 to 10, as valevi as a player?

Allegri: 4.

Hyenas: You were so poor?

Allegri: A mediocre player ...

Reservoir Dogs: How do you rate the coach?

Allegri: 6:30.

Hyenas: Among the coaches of Serie A who is better than you?

Allegri: Mazzarri, Giampaolo, Count ... (Conte)

Hyenas: And who is more sympathetic than you?

Allegri: More fun than me none.

Reservoir Dogs: Who is better looking than you?

Allegri: Leonardo.

Reservoir Dogs: The more you asshole?

Allegri: no more bullshit to me.

Reservoir Dogs: The weakness of Leonardo?

Allegri: Too gentleman.

Reservoir Dogs: In the Blacks?

Allegri: Integral.

Hyenas: Spalletti?

Allegri: Bald.

Hyenas: Prandelli?

Allegri: Diplomat.

Hyenas: Mazzarri?

Allegri: pissed.

Reservoir Dogs: The problem with Mourinho?

Allegri: Sometimes it is pathetic.

Reservoir Dogs: Why pathetic?

Allegri: Repeats the same things ... always continually becomes trivial.

Hyenas: But Mourinho is better or arrogant?

Allegri: I think it's very good but his arrogance hiding behind insecurities.

Reservoir Dogs: The malicious say that this year you won the championship just because Mourinho does not train more than Inter.

Allegri: Benign And what do they say?

Hyenas: Between players, coaches and presidents: who is richer?

Allegri: Presidents.

Hyenas: Arrogant?

Allegri: Players.

Reservoir Dogs: Spoiled?

Allegri: Players.

Hyenas: Among the presidents who have had: the cutest?

Allegri: Berlusconi and Cellino.

Reservoir Dogs: The richest?

Allegri: (laughs) It does not take much ...

Reservoir Dogs: The most asshole?

Allegri: Cellino.

Reservoir Dogs: It's true that presidents often do formations?

Allegri: I really have never done ...

Hyenas: You mean you do not this year, Berlusconi has never called to suggest who to play?

Allegri: Never.

Reservoir Dogs: What if I were to try?

Allegri: I compare and explain why do I play one, because I do play each other.

Hyenas: Pato Barbara Berlusconi and you see them together?

Allegri: Pato I see a lot more peaceful.

Reservoir Dogs: Make the best wishes to the couple.

Allegri: I do my very best wishes for it to be a beautiful love story.

Reservoir Dogs: There are players gay?

Allegri: I do not know, I is hard to say but I have much respect for gays.

Hyenas: But if a player did outing would have problems in the dressing room?

Allegri: Mha ... yes.

Reservoir Dogs: What do you think of Calciopoli?

Allegri: It was a page of bad football.


Reservoir Dogs: An adjective for Luciano Moggi?


Allegri: Great.


Reservoir Dogs: Why?

Allegri: Because what he did in football ... it was something exceptional.


Reservoir Dogs: Now that there Moggi football is more clean?


Allegri: I think it was always clean ... it exploits a bit 'too much.


Reservoir Dogs: Ok, let's talk about you. Educational?

Allegri: Unfortunately, the eighth grade.

Reservoir Dogs: In school you were just a blowjob?

Allegri: More than a blowjob.
LOL?

Reservoir Dogs: For a player it is important to education?

Allegri: Basically, it is a mistake I made in life.

Hyenas: Put in order of importance: pussy, money and health.

Allegri: First health, according to the money, the third chick. Are directly related.

Reservoir Dogs: Have you ever cheated?

Allegri: Yes.

Reservoir Dogs: Have you ever had misfired?

Allegri: Once.

Reservoir Dogs: What have you invented?

Allegri: No (laughs).

Hyenas: Never take Viagra?

Allegri: Never.

Hyenas: Never taken drugs?

Allegri: Never.

Reservoir Dogs: When you were a player you have ever planned to go to something stronger?

Allegri: Never

Reservoir Dogs: The biggest crap you've done in life?

Allegri: Sorry to say but I did when I left my ex-girlfriend, I had to marry, two days before the wedding. I've missed a lot of respect.

Reservoir Dogs: There is another recent crap. You were fined because they were in the wrong direction via Montenapoleone.

Allegri: I was in the wrong direction, was parked in the wrong direction. Montenapoleone I was convinced that he had only a sense ...

Reservoir Dogs: So you're just a little 'stunned?

Allegri: I sometimes drive some shit I can, but in those days I've really done in good faith.

Reservoir Dogs: What other crap you did in the car?

Allegri: I came with the Porsche 270.

Hyenas: But he puts his head right?

Allegri: It's part of my character. I hope that I will remain unconscious, because that's what gives me strength.

Reservoir Dogs: The thing that makes you more angry?

Allegri: Presumptions.

Reservoir Dogs: The thing that makes you most enjoy?

Allegri: See the team play well.

Reservoir Dogs: Since you are the coach of AC Milan trailers more?

Allegri: It's easier.

Reservoir Dogs: Have you ever been in bed with several women at once?

Allegri: Never. Always one at a time.

Hyenas: And with a tissue?

Allegri: Never.

Hyenas: And with a woman famous?

Allegri: Never.

Reservoir Dogs: With a footballer's wife?

Allegri: Never.

Reservoir Dogs: With a trans?

Allegri: No.

Hyenas: And you've been there with an escort?

Allegri: Never, really! can only be that there was but I did not know (laughs)

Hyenas: Would you give a Bottarelli in Belen?

Allegri: A no, two yes. It's really beautiful.

Hyenas: And Ilary Blasi?

Allegri: Ilary is truly a beautiful woman, I do not want that Totti, but it's really beautiful ...

Reservoir Dogs: So would you give it to him a Bottarelli?

Allegri: Not now, but if it happened ... (laughs)
 
Jul 1, 2010
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Thanks, that was interesting but difficult to understand at times(google translate?)

Quite funny that he said that Conte is a better coach than him though, since Conte only spent 1 season in Serie A(not a successful one too).
 
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