Very interesting interview from Allegri. He seems like a cool guy.
P.S. weird translations
(original in Italian- http://www.calciomercato.com/mercat...r-in-futuro-mou-patetico-moggi-geniale-640170)
Tomorrow, Wednesday, March 25 2011 21.10 Italy on the first, the last episode of "Le Iene Show" exclusive interview with the Milan coach Massimiliano Allegri.
Reservoir Dogs: The first thing you say when you win the Scudetto?
Massimiliano Allegri: Really cool.
Hyenas: You were more lucky or good?
Allegri: Well done, boys were outstanding.
Hyenas: And you do not have merits?
Allegri: Let's say I have done less damage than usual.
Reservoir Dogs: How much do you attribute to winning the league?
Allegri: A good 5%.
Reservoir Dogs: There was a time when you thought that we would have done?
Allegri: Never.
Hyenas: Among the players of AC Milan: The cutest?
Allegri: Robinho's funny, Cassano is nice in its way, Nesta is very ironic ...
Reservoir Dogs: The coolest?
Allegri: More cool, more cool ... Ambrosini
Reservoir Dogs: Who is the most rimorchione?
Allegri: The most mischievous is Flamini.
Reservoir Dogs: The smartest?
Allegri: Is Robinho.
Reservoir Dogs: Most spoiled?
Allegri: Pato
Reservoir Dogs: The most common?
Allegri: I do not think there are at Milan ...
Reservoir Dogs: Why do so Sbrocca Ibra?
Allegri: It is too angry with himself and every so often angry with the other ...
Hyenas: Cassano goes away?
Allegri: No.
Hyenas: And Gattuso goes away?
Allegri: I think not ... even if there is this thing of Dagestan, but I think Rino stay.
Reservoir Dogs: How is the choir that Gattuso has dedicated to Leonardo?
Allegri: Not very nice ...
Hyenas: You want to apologize to Leonardo?
Allegri: Le asked Gattuso.
Reservoir Dogs: Now that you've won the championship, what would you say to Inter?
Allegri: They were good, but we we were even more.
Reservoir Dogs: We would go to coach Inter Milan?
Allegri: At this time no ...
Reservoir Dogs: In the future?
Allegri: In life you never know, but there is much rivalry between Inter and Milan, so the colors will come in ...
Reservoir Dogs: What would you like to coach another team?
Allegri: Real Madrid and Barcelona ...
Hyenas: And what player would you train?
Allegri: Messi is a truly wonderful thing.
Reservoir Dogs: How likely is it that Messi will be at Milan next year?
Allegri: 1% (laughs)
Hyenas: Speaking of Messi, who won the Champions?
Allegri: 2 to 1 Barcelona.
Reservoir Dogs: The banner better than you have spent?
Allegri: In Cagliari, after 5 games with 0 points, there was a banner that said: There is little to be happy.
Reservoir Dogs: 1 to 10, as valevi as a player?
Allegri: 4.
Hyenas: You were so poor?
Allegri: A mediocre player ...
Reservoir Dogs: How do you rate the coach?
Allegri: 6:30.
Hyenas: Among the coaches of Serie A who is better than you?
Allegri: Mazzarri, Giampaolo, Count ... (
Conte)
Hyenas: And who is more sympathetic than you?
Allegri: More fun than me none.
Reservoir Dogs: Who is better looking than you?
Allegri: Leonardo.
Reservoir Dogs: The more you asshole?
Allegri: no more bullshit to me.
Reservoir Dogs: The weakness of Leonardo?
Allegri: Too gentleman.
Reservoir Dogs: In the Blacks?
Allegri: Integral.
Hyenas: Spalletti?
Allegri: Bald.
Hyenas: Prandelli?
Allegri: Diplomat.
Hyenas: Mazzarri?
Allegri: pissed.
Reservoir Dogs: The problem with Mourinho?
Allegri: Sometimes it is pathetic.
Reservoir Dogs: Why pathetic?
Allegri: Repeats the same things ... always continually becomes trivial.
Hyenas: But Mourinho is better or arrogant?
Allegri: I think it's very good but his arrogance hiding behind insecurities.
Reservoir Dogs: The malicious say that this year you won the championship just because Mourinho does not train more than Inter.
Allegri: Benign And what do they say?
Hyenas: Between players, coaches and presidents: who is richer?
Allegri: Presidents.
Hyenas: Arrogant?
Allegri: Players.
Reservoir Dogs: Spoiled?
Allegri: Players.
Hyenas: Among the presidents who have had: the cutest?
Allegri: Berlusconi and Cellino.
Reservoir Dogs: The richest?
Allegri: (laughs) It does not take much ...
Reservoir Dogs: The most asshole?
Allegri: Cellino.
Reservoir Dogs: It's true that presidents often do formations?
Allegri: I really have never done ...
Hyenas: You mean you do not this year, Berlusconi has never called to suggest who to play?
Allegri: Never.
Reservoir Dogs: What if I were to try?
Allegri: I compare and explain why do I play one, because I do play each other.
Hyenas: Pato Barbara Berlusconi and you see them together?
Allegri: Pato I see a lot more peaceful.
Reservoir Dogs: Make the best wishes to the couple.
Allegri: I do my very best wishes for it to be a beautiful love story.
Reservoir Dogs: There are players gay?
Allegri: I do not know, I is hard to say but I have much respect for gays.
Hyenas: But if a player did outing would have problems in the dressing room?
Allegri: Mha ... yes.
Reservoir Dogs: What do you think of Calciopoli?
Allegri: It was a page of bad football.
Reservoir Dogs: An adjective for Luciano Moggi?
Allegri: Great.
Reservoir Dogs: Why?
Allegri: Because what he did in football ... it was something exceptional.
Reservoir Dogs: Now that there Moggi football is more clean?
Allegri: I think it was always clean ... it exploits a bit 'too much.
Reservoir Dogs: Ok, let's talk about you. Educational?
Allegri: Unfortunately, the eighth grade.
Reservoir Dogs: In school you were just a blowjob?
Allegri: More than a blowjob. LOL?
Reservoir Dogs: For a player it is important to education?
Allegri: Basically, it is a mistake I made in life.
Hyenas: Put in order of importance: pussy, money and health.
Allegri: First health, according to the money, the third chick. Are directly related.
Reservoir Dogs: Have you ever cheated?
Allegri: Yes.
Reservoir Dogs: Have you ever had misfired?
Allegri: Once.
Reservoir Dogs: What have you invented?
Allegri: No (laughs).
Hyenas: Never take Viagra?
Allegri: Never.
Hyenas: Never taken drugs?
Allegri: Never.
Reservoir Dogs: When you were a player you have ever planned to go to something stronger?
Allegri: Never
Reservoir Dogs: The biggest crap you've done in life?
Allegri: Sorry to say but I did when I left my ex-girlfriend, I had to marry, two days before the wedding. I've missed a lot of respect.
Reservoir Dogs: There is another recent crap. You were fined because they were in the wrong direction via Montenapoleone.
Allegri: I was in the wrong direction, was parked in the wrong direction. Montenapoleone I was convinced that he had only a sense ...
Reservoir Dogs: So you're just a little 'stunned?
Allegri: I sometimes drive some shit I can, but in those days I've really done in good faith.
Reservoir Dogs: What other crap you did in the car?
Allegri: I came with the Porsche 270.
Hyenas: But he puts his head right?
Allegri: It's part of my character. I hope that I will remain unconscious, because that's what gives me strength.
Reservoir Dogs: The thing that makes you more angry?
Allegri: Presumptions.
Reservoir Dogs: The thing that makes you most enjoy?
Allegri: See the team play well.
Reservoir Dogs: Since you are the coach of AC Milan trailers more?
Allegri: It's easier.
Reservoir Dogs: Have you ever been in bed with several women at once?
Allegri: Never. Always one at a time.
Hyenas: And with a tissue?
Allegri: Never.
Hyenas: And with a woman famous?
Allegri: Never.
Reservoir Dogs: With a footballer's wife?
Allegri: Never.
Reservoir Dogs: With a trans?
Allegri: No.
Hyenas: And you've been there with an escort?
Allegri: Never, really! can only be that there was but I did not know (laughs)
Hyenas: Would you give a Bottarelli in Belen?
Allegri: A no, two yes. It's really beautiful.
Hyenas: And Ilary Blasi?
Allegri: Ilary is truly a beautiful woman, I do not want that Totti, but it's really beautiful ...
Reservoir Dogs: So would you give it to him a Bottarelli?
Allegri: Not now, but if it happened ... (laughs)