Incubo's Questionnaire (1 Viewer)

tacchina

Junior Member
Jul 28, 2003
121
#83
1. What is your favorite word?

eternity



2. What is your least favorite word?

goodbye



3. What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)?

meaningful lyrics in a song



4. What turns you off?

rude people and people who think they're better than everyone else



5. What is your favorite curse word?

don't really have one



6. What sound or noise do you love?

the rain or an acoustic guitar


7. What sound or noise do you hate?

someone crying in pain



8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

teaching



9. What profession would you not like to do?

be a soldier in the army



10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

I know how much you loved Juventus when you were alive so I would like you to meet all the players....
 
Sep 28, 2002
13,975
#84
i thought i might do this as well.

1. What is your favorite word?

cheers lad.

2. What is your least favorite word?

political correctness

3. What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)?

good music, good argument with friends, good football, good beer.

4. What turns you off?

ignorant people

5. What is your favorite curse word?

fuck

6. What sound or noise do you love?

electric guitar

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

annoing voices

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

football coaching, music management, politician

9. What profession would you not like to do?

doctor, fireman

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

ok, if there is god and heaven, then just "welcome, enjoy your stay."
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
#85
Better late than never :D

1. What is your favorite word?

Peril. Just love the sound of it - feels very British to me.

2. What is your least favorite word?

Gap. I always have to think whether it's spelled with a b or a p

3. What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)?

In that order: a pen, stand-up comedy, used to be my ex-boyfriend

4. What turns you off?

In people: a lack of hygene. In man-made creations: ugliness. In life: unfairness

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Jesus fucking Christ :embarass:

6. What sound or noise do you love?

The sound of my neighbour's car yet again failing to start up at 6a.m. on a cold winter day :D

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

A creaking bed :fero:

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Philosopher. I think I could be good at that :D

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Ski instructor. I hate heights, snow, cold and slipperyness.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Don't worry, all them nasty Church people aren't in here
 

mikhail

Senior Member
Jan 24, 2003
9,576
#86
1. What is your favorite word?

Pass. No, I'm not being a spoil-sport - when you've failed a year in college, "pass" becomes a beautiful word.

2. What is your least favorite word?

Paradigm. People who use that word without understanding what it means should be killed instantaneously by an Act of God. It's only fair.

3. What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)?

Creatively: it comes in little bursts, usually at 2:14am when I can't sleep. An idea hits me and I have to get up and write it down.
Spiritually: being comfortably curled up with a good book.
Emotionally: big tits.*

4. What turns you off?

Lawnmowers and ice cream vans. Studying for my finals, I learned my true purpose in life: the destruction of all lawn mowers and ice cream vans. There's this one that comes into my estate, playing the Match of the Day tune, and I suddenly feel saddened that I don't have access to land mines or heavy artillery.

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Smeg. I use a few rather boring swear words in casual speach a little too often, but smeg (a creation of Red Dwarf) is perfect. eg. Smeg off, you stupid smeg-head.

6. What sound or noise do you love?

Rainwater. Either the dull, heavy roar on a roof, or the delightful tinkling of it dancing away to start over. I love the fresh smell of the city after a burst of rain.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

The afformentioned lawnmowers and ice cream vans would be joined by heavy drilling (including especially that noice when the dentist turns his motorised lump hammer on) and the old classic of styrofoam being rubbed against more styrofoam.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Professional author. Unfortunately, that's another way of expressing "poor", so I'm into my second love of electronics research for its bill-paying capacity.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Anything boring and repeditive. I'd hate not to be challenged by my job.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Well, let's see. You died at the age of a hunderd an eight, of a mild heart attack. So far, so good... Wait... you were with how many women? At the same time? How can I let you in here? What would the children think?

*Okay, only kidding about this last one, but I couldn't resist the chance to change direction like that. :)
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
123,611
#88
1. What is your favorite word?

Petra, my girlfriend's name.

2. What is your least favorite word?

Hate

3. What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)?

Music, touching or touching

4. What turns you off?

rush

5. What is your favorite curse word?

w zaber (Lebanese)

6. What sound or noise do you love?

The sound of crowd

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Sqeeky sounds

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Archeologist

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Teacher, I simply suck at trying to make someone understand

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Wanna have a doobie with me, old-stoner :p
 

Respaul

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
4,734
#89
1. What is your favorite word?
Dont have one, Though my friends would say its "But"



2. What is your least favorite word?
Surrender


3. What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)?
Wisdom, tranquility, sensuality



4. What turns you off?
Banality, Ignorance



5. What is your favorite curse word?
Dont have one, they are all evil



6. What sound or noise do you love?
Silence



7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Metal on metal


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Prime minister or primary school teacher



9. What profession would you not like to do?
Bin man


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Hi, Go through... Steaks on the grill, beers in the cooler and the footie starts in five.."
 

Pete

Senior Member
Nov 23, 2003
1,213
#92
1. What is your favorite word?
- Boobs


2. What is your least favorite word?
- Loo


3. What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)?
- Natural beauty


4. What turns you off?
- Bad breath


5. What is your favorite curse word?
- Motherf*cker


6. What sound or noise do you love?
- Laughter


7. What sound or noise do you hate?
- Ripping paper


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- Footballer


9. What profession would you not like to do?
- Office clerk


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
- "Chop chop..the strippers are getting cranky."
 
Aug 1, 2003
17,696
#93
1. What is your favorite word?
Intelligent

2. What is your least favorite word?
Lazy


3. What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)?
Nature, good things in life in general, good music.


4. What turns you off?
Ignorance


5. What is your favorite curse word?
Not my favourite, but most often used would probably be "shyte"

6. What sound or noise do you love?
A rainy day, and birds chirping.


7. What sound or noise do you hate?
My alarm clock


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A teacher actually... always wondered what it'd be like


9. What profession would you not like to do?
Businesswoman. No thanks.


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Wouldnt know... just being there would be enough
 

Chxta

Onye kwe, Chi ya ekwe
Nov 1, 2004
12,088
#94
1. What is your favorite word? :confused:



2. What is your least favorite word? :groan:



3. What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)? Uju



4. What turns you off? Gays, Ignorance



5. What is your favorite curse word? danbuoroba



6. What sound or noise do you love? Good music



7. What sound or noise do you hate? Bad music



8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Footballer



9. What profession would you not like to do? Agbekpo



10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome
 

denco

Superior Being
Jul 12, 2002
4,679
#95
1. What is your favorite word dont have one

2. What is your least favorite word? dont have one



3. What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)? women physically and emotionally, football the other 2



4. What turns you off? racism , ignorance and stench sometimes a switch



5. What is your favorite curse word? gadamnit,mother****er, ****, damn, shit goddamn godamnu , bullshit



6. What sound or noise do you love? my lady friend at the time howling her pleasure



7. What sound or noise do you hate? same as above but this time displeasure (well 1 out of 3000 aint bad) but it still hurt



8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? footballer but too late now



9. What profession would you not like to do? work in a fast food joint
or as a clown


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? [/QUOTE]I know he would say i am gonna kick your ass for disobeying all the 10 commandments and some others not on the tablets but i would like to hear him say , you know Dennis you were right in your critique
 

mikhail

Senior Member
Jan 24, 2003
9,576
#97
++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Denco, how about work in a fast food joint as a clown.? Now you gotta admit that sounds like fun. :D
He could juggle a football while he worked. Make the best of it, I say.
 

cuore

Junior Member
Aug 10, 2005
170
#98
1. What is your favorite word?

Waffle

2. What is your least favorite word?

Nigger

3. What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)?

Friends and family

4. What turns you off?

Ignorance

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Mother****er

6. What sound or noise do you love?

Chanting crowd

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

screeching tires

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Professional Soccer player

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Surgeon

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Welcome


**Just a note: I didnt read any of the above posts before writing my questionaire and its pretty amazing how some of the answers are identical.
 
Aug 1, 2003
17,696
#99
++ [ originally posted by denco ] ++



10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I know he would say i am gonna kick your ass for disobeying all the 10 commandments and some others not on the tablets but i would like to hear him say , you know Dennis you were right in your critique
:howler:
 

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