++ [ originally posted by Sergio
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Cunnilingus. Hey, you asked
Tender. When used as a reference to food. Don't ask me why. I've got issues, but most of you know that already
#1) Having verbal comedic insult battles with my friends
#2) A Miles Davis CD from his catalouge in the late 50's early 60's.
#3) Waking up and seeing my wife and her beautiful blue eyes looking at me
People who like to talk just to hear themselves speak. Also, those who laugh at their own jokes.
Hard to choose from the 60 different curse words in 3 languages that I use daily
My nephew Connor, when I'm playing with him
Avril ****ing Lavine. Who can I pay to take care of this problem
Sports radio talk show host. I could pull it off with relative ease.
Nick's personal assistant. You go out there and try and find a Milan jersey, Size XX Small.
"who the hell did you bribe down there to get up here, anyway?"