I'm 19 today :D (6 Viewers)

Dan

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Mar 9, 2004
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#27
++ [ originally posted by Nicole ] ++
god! how can you like wrestling??? Its like soap opera!!
Yeah, wrestling is pretty sucky.

top five 'best' wrestling moments:

five.Captain Kiri who shat himself and went into the ring.

4. A wrestler brought a snake into the wring. It was crushed. Al snow brought a little dog into the ring. it was crushed.

3. Val Venis 'slept' with someones wife. You would of thought this ends in a routine beating, but Wally (the wrestler with the wife) took things a bit far and castrated val venis with a sword. On live television. But never fear, it was later revealed that Val experienced fear related shrikange at the crucial moment, causing the blade to miss.

2. After taking one too many chair hits to the head, Perry Saturn ditched his girl and painted a face on a mop and called it moppy. He eventually married it. The beautiful love came to an end when Raven kidnapped Moppy and put her through a woodchipper.

1. Olimpic weight lifter Mark Henry started a 'relationship' with 80 year old wrestler Mae young. Then she got pregnant. Then she gave birth to a human hand. Yes, you read it right the first time.
 

Dan

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Mar 9, 2004
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#28
++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
I thought you said peanuts, and you have to admit that was kind of funny.

You can say anything to describe your tesiticles, Peanuts, Walnuts, Raisins, etc.
 

Dan

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Mar 9, 2004
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Im sure Half of davids post consist of new lineups he dreams for juve.


' Then we can sign Pizarro:D, and miguel for Todur and cash, and then cassano will come from roma:D for Nonda when we sign him on a free;)'


Just kidding man. have a good one!
 

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