If we weren't oceans apart... (18 Viewers)

[Siamak]

Your best friend?
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The one that is most like a sister/brother?
@Enron @JCK
Your least favourite to be around?
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The one you want to be around the most?
@AFL_ITALIA @ALC @Ocelot
The one you would date?
@voller @piotrr @Ocelot
The one you’d like as your child?
@zizinho @Bianconero_Aus
The one who would probably be your rival?
@Sheik Yerbouti @Hust
The one you have most in common with?
@Siamak
The one you'd most likely slap?
@Dostoevsky @JuveJay
The one you’d bring home to your parents?
@DAiDEViL @JuveMkd
The one you’d never bring home to your parents?
@j0ker @Xperd
The one you’d go camping with?
@Fr3sh @Quetzalcoatl @Klin @Ocelot
The one you wouldn’t mind being roommates with?
@Hængebøffe @CrimsonianKing
The one you wouldn’t mind prancing naked for you?
@IliveForJuve @Juve92[
The one you wouldn’t mind having as a parent?
@GordoDeCentral
The one who you'd choose to be your wingman/wingwoman?
@Ragazza @Dostoevsky
The one who'd be you're best man/maid of honour at your wedding?
@ZoSo @Badass Dybala
The one whom you'd pick to be your fitness instructor?
@Zacheryah @Boksic
The one you would take under your wing?
@Osman @Bianconero81 @Hydde

 

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[JuveJay]

Fuck you
@Siamak

 

[Siamak]

Fuck you
@Siamak

i bend you over and slap my dick on your ass.

 

[JuveJay]

 

[Enron]

Beautiful

 

[DAiDEViL]

I'm honored.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Siamak is a treasure, protect him at all cost


This place and the internet in general, used to be so innocent. Thank you millennials.

 

[JCK]

Beautiful

Which one of us is the brother and which one is the sister?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

What a thread this is

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Holy shit I forgot about this thread. Some good memories

 

[Siamak]

Which one of us is the brother and which one is the sister?

both of you are brothers and enron almost sounds like a human being now.

 

[Siamak]

the most underated members:
@kappa96
@JuveMkd
@IliveForJuve
@Juve92
@DUKAC
@duranfj

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@X Æ A-12
i forgot you kyle.

 

[Lapa]

Didn't even know we had a thread like this.

Your best friend?

JuveJay. As he says, we both can call each other cunts all day and night and not bat an eyelid. Plus he's a Pom so it would be fun to goad him about the cricket and rugby

The one that is most like a sister/brother?

Inter Destroyer would be like my younger brother. JCK reminds me of my older brother. Both cool guys.

Your least favourite to be around?

Shit there's quite a few. Cronios, Zacheryah, Lo-Pan and at times Linebreak.

The one you want to be around the most?

ALC, ILFJ, ID, JuveJay, Salvo and Salvatore. And the for the girls Hoori and Katie D.

The one you would date?

Katie D.

The one you’d like as your child?

Linebreak. So I could smother him with a pillow.

The one who would probably be your rival?

Hmmmmmmm no one here really. Maybe jasper? I dont know him but he comes across as a smug, pretentious douche bag.

The one you have most in common with?

ALC, JuveJay, Salvo, ID and ILFJ.

The one you'd most likely slap?

Cronios. I'd use a belt too, preferably one made in Italy.

The one you’d bring home to your parents?

Hoori. And if I were gay, Hustini.

The one you’d never bring home to your parents?

Cronios. He'd tell my mum that her cooking is mediocre and she should be sold and replaced.

The one you’d go camping with?

The American Lads, The Aussies, Jay and ILFJ and Salvatore. All of them cool guys.

The one you wouldn’t mind being roommates with?

JuveJay, Salvo, ID, ILFJ, ALC. Anyone but Cronios, who'd make me slash my wrists after the first night.

The one you wouldn’t mind prancing naked for you?

Everyone of the girls. I think Kate would be the naughtiest though, I think she'd put on the best show.

The one you wouldn’t mind having as a parent?

Sergio and Kate.

The one who you'd choose to be your wingman/wingwoman?

Lapa.

The one who'd be you're best man/maid of honour at your wedding?

Someone random. Ummm. adriano_c

The one whom you'd pick to be your fitness instructor?

Nenna. He is a bit of a cunt, but he'd keep me fit.

The one you would take under your wing?

Inter Destroyer. He'd be fucked for life, though.

The one you'd just like to sit and have a conversation with.

Alen, Swag and Fred. Cool, learned dudes.

And I've been mentioned!?! I never get mentioned, what an honour, what a great day for mankind.

 

[swag]

Damn. Nearly a decade ago, and all I can think of when seeing that GIF is “Here comes Mr. Meatloaf”

 

[duranfj]

the most underated members:
@kappa96
@JuveMkd
@IliveForJuve
@Juve92
@DUKAC
@duranfj

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@X Æ A-12
i forgot you kyle.

 

[Fab Fragment]

Do we have any active members of the XX chromosome species on Tuz or are we a bunch of misogynistic alpha males?

 

[Lapa]

Alpha males all the way! Some of us are even underwear models for CK! :strong: @Hust

 

[Siamak]

@swag
@Klin
@Juve92
@DAiDEViL

 

[swag]

Do we have any active members of the XX chromosome species on Tuz or are we a bunch of misogynistic alpha males?

Sadly, I think we chased them all away.

More like it, they grew up and got lives and families.

Meanwhile, we've been poor at recruiting the Next Gen Juventuz women's team here prolly cause too many of us are registered sex offenders for surveilling young girls at playgrounds.

 

[Siamak]

@Mohad @swag @Seven @Osman @ALC @JuveJay @Scottish @DAiDEViL @mjromeo81 @Bianconero_Aus @Hydde @Alin @Ali @Stevie @AFL_ITALIA
I feel like I fell in love with you all. Your posts are very valuable and you are treasures for this forum. I present this song to you from the bottom of my heart.