To everyone who said that I would make a good parent.
Thank You.
However, with all that I did and went through in my formative years, if you think for even a second that I would let you get away with it, you are all out of your fucking minds.
therefore, you may want to re-think this.
And a big thank you to Hoori for stating that I would be one to take home to her parents, although putting Greg, Myself, and Osman in the same room with your folks could turn out to be either an unmitigated disaster, or the stuff of legends.