I still remember it... (5 Viewers)

[Enron]

Welcome back, yo. But even if I knew it, I wouldn't give you the password. I am a douchebag, like that!

Thanks sheik.

---------- Post added 08.03.2012 at 21:41 ----------

Here's my best take on the matter:

Andy: Blissfully banging a MILF and hasn't been seen since.
Burke: Occasionally comes back to drunk post. Otherwise he's cursing the fact that he got Andy his job and he has to put up with the sex smells of him and the MILF on his desk every morning.
Respaul: As good as vanished.
IncuboRossonero: His Christian Vieri lookalike gigs dried up. Now that Berlusconi has been canned again, he can no longer sing on cruises. At least the kind that don't run aground near Elba. Last seen wearing a thong and a blonde wig in a hotel room with Ronaldinho just as he was about to be smothered by Clarence Seedorf's humongous ass.
Pado: No longer breaking his annual fapping records. But amassing the largest collection of women's shoes since Imelda Marcos and doing everything possible with hookers you can do without actually making physical contact. (Too icky.)
Swag: No change
Bes: Worldwide supplier of lawnchairs and lawnchair accessories in Albania.
Martin: Still the wisest f*%$er on these forums.
Mikhail: Fondles potatoes less often than usual, but his semi-pro soccer days are over.
Azzurri7: Rab is now known as Rabinha, a salsa dancer in Rio who is gearing up to cheer on Del Piero at WC 2014.
Lilliana: Pregnant and barefoot.

The other American with the Mustang: Sergio: Still rocking it with a cock in it.

That's pretty accurate actually. Though Burke also has a girlfriend and recently got promoted.

 

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[Bezzy]

My predictions:

Andy: Now Gordon
Burke: Still has huge balls, didn't graduate
Respaul: Vanished
IncuboRossonero: Married, not allowed on the Internet.
Pado: Moved on, the time passed
Swag: No change
Bes: Got a girlfriend, moved on
Martin: Still active
Mikhail: Still touchy about potatoes
Azzurri7: Cock still inserted in Burkes ass
Lilliana: Pregnant

I've forgot the name of the other American with the Mustang.

so old fashion, modern yourself before coming back

 

[Turdhead]

5 years since last time. What job have the found for these two? McDonalds?

---------- Post added 09.03.2012 at 00:17 ----------

Here's my best take on the matter:

Andy: Blissfully banging a MILF and hasn't been seen since.
Burke: Occasionally comes back to drunk post. Otherwise he's cursing the fact that he got Andy his job and he has to put up with the sex smells of him and the MILF on his desk every morning.
Respaul: As good as vanished.
IncuboRossonero: His Christian Vieri lookalike gigs dried up. Now that Berlusconi has been canned again, he can no longer sing on cruises. At least the kind that don't run aground near Elba. Last seen wearing a thong and a blonde wig in a hotel room with Ronaldinho just as he was about to be smothered by Clarence Seedorf's humongous ass.
Pado: No longer breaking his annual fapping records. But amassing the largest collection of women's shoes since Imelda Marcos and doing everything possible with hookers you can do without actually making physical contact. (Too icky.)
Swag: No change
Bes: Worldwide supplier of lawnchairs and lawnchair accessories in Albania.
Martin: Still the wisest f*%$er on these forums.
Mikhail: Fondles potatoes less often than usual, but his semi-pro soccer days are over.
Azzurri7: Rab is now known as Rabinha, a salsa dancer in Rio who is gearing up to cheer on Del Piero at WC 2014.
Lilliana: Pregnant and barefoot.

The other American with the Mustang: Sergio: Still rocking it with a cock in it.

Spot on. Who did I miss?

 

[swag]

5 years since last time. What job have the found for these two? McDonalds?

They're scamming kids with student loans at a university and pocketing half.

Spot on. Who did I miss?

Eazy E -- Enron -- aka Gordon. He's about to get a job and he's managed to outlast the lot of East Coast Americans.

 

[Turdhead]

so old fashion, modern yourself before coming back

Ok I will modern myself.

---------- Post added 09.03.2012 at 00:21 ----------

They're scamming kids with student loans at a university and pocketing half.



Eazy E -- Enron -- aka Gordon. He's about to get a job and he's managed to outlast the lot of East Coast Americans.

I always thought Enron was Andy.

 

[swag]

That's what Aaron tells Andy's MILF.

 

[Bezzy]

Ok I will modern myself.

I am bezzy here in real life Janna so call me that

---------- Post added 09.03.2012 at 01:45 ----------

Ok I will modern myself.

I am bezzy here in real life Janna so call me that

 

[The Pado]

Well fuck. Would it have killed any of you bitches to hit me up on FB to let me know Claire was back? I might have returned sooner.

 

[ZoSo]

man this forum has history like a book or something

 

[Azzurri7]

My predictions:
Mikhail: Still touchy about potatoes
Azzurri7: Cock still inserted in Burkes ass
Lilliana: Pregnant

I've forgot the name of the other American with the Mustang.

Send me your newest picture.

Azzurri7: Rab is now known as Rabinha, a salsa dancer in Rio who is gearing up to cheer on Del Piero at WC 2014.

I can see myself doing that

 

[Dostoevsky]

Please stop posting.


Thank you.

 

[Enron]

We will never stop. You cannot hold us, Dule!

 

[KB824]

Goddamit, It's Claire.

Been a while.

The dog ate my password. And Greg was right, I'm still rocking it with a cock in it. Although what it has been in is another story for another time.

 

[gray]

Nice to see you again Claire

 

[Turdhead]

Well $#@!. Would it have killed any of you bitches to hit me up on FB to let me know Claire was back? I might have returned sooner.

They are bitches. I'm so pleased to see you I thought I could express it better in a small piece of romantic poetry:

MDMA can make you gay like IncuboRossonero,
Unless you plan (5 year program) to substitute for Chickenegro,
If you wean before you're dead,
you'll shine again like Pados pen/is head.

 

[The Pado]

I think I'm tearing up. If MDMA can make you gay, I'm getting some. Religious fanatics be damned. All I ever wanted out of life was to shine like my own penis head. It's like I'm now 30% chicken, and 70% Egro.

 

[swag]

Is that 'tearing' or 'tearing'?

 

[gray]

I think he meant 'tearing'.

 

[The Pado]

Ah, I meant tears from my eyes. Not the tearing of one's asshole that a coarse toilet tissue will bring about. I apologize for any confusion. Carry on.

 

[Turdhead]

I teared when you teared me. I used to have agro, now I have egro.

So where is NATW? I can't seem to find it.