++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++
It was only one thread damnit!
It was only one thread damnit!
you know it will never be the same now.
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you know it will never be the same now.
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@ Jeeks!
Well, this is my improve version of your lovely post... :devil:
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator, drinks all your beers and eat all your meal.
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend see you cry, walks to you, hit you in the head and says "YOU BIG SISSY!".
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend knows you mother name and constantly says to you "Men your mom is hot".
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early, don't bring sh$t, gets drunk, puke on your sofa, gets laid in your parents rrom and pass away in your batroom.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend says to you "You better be Angeina Jolie to fu$%ink wake me this late!!".
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend when you tell him your problems will say to you "Men, do I look like a fu·$% care!!??"
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend ask about your romantic history so he can get laid will all your your ex girlfriends and mocks you with it
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend comes to your house after you had a figth and whipe your a$$ till you forgive him.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there... for your sister.
A simple friend relies on geography to remain close to you.
A real friend crosses oceans... to stalk your sister
A simple friend won’t call if you don’t call.
A real friend wont call you EVEN if you call him 100 times, leave messages in his answer machines, send him 200 emails, send him 300 faxs, etc.
A simple friend remains close out of fear of losing you.
A real friend knows that distance and time away from each other are nonsignificant... coz if your away he can get away with your girlfriend
Hope you enjoy it
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator, drinks all your beers and eat all your meal.
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend see you cry, walks to you, hit you in the head and says "YOU BIG SISSY!".
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend knows you mother name and constantly says to you "Men your mom is hot".
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early, don't bring sh$t, gets drunk, puke on your sofa, gets laid in your parents rrom and pass away in your batroom.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend says to you "You better be Angeina Jolie to fu$%ink wake me this late!!".
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend when you tell him your problems will say to you "Men, do I look like a fu·$% care!!??"
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend ask about your romantic history so he can get laid will all your your ex girlfriends and mocks you with it
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend comes to your house after you had a figth and whipe your a$$ till you forgive him.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there... for your sister.
A simple friend relies on geography to remain close to you.
A real friend crosses oceans... to stalk your sister
A simple friend won’t call if you don’t call.
A real friend wont call you EVEN if you call him 100 times, leave messages in his answer machines, send him 200 emails, send him 300 faxs, etc.
A simple friend remains close out of fear of losing you.
A real friend knows that distance and time away from each other are nonsignificant... coz if your away he can get away with your girlfriend
Hope you enjoy it
Nice, Espectro!I am particularly fond of this one:
Not making fun of your English (you don't want to hear my Spanish!) or any typos here, but the concept of passing away in your bathroom rather than passing out there takes on a whole unexpected level of "friendship" that the other doesn't cut. :LOL:
Oh I, I just died in your bathroom tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your bathroom tonight...
++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
Nice, Espectro!
I am particularly fond of this one:
Not making fun of your English (you don't want to hear my Spanish!) or any typos here, but the concept of passing away in your bathroom rather than passing out there takes on a whole unexpected level of "friendship" that the other doesn't cut. :LOL:
Oh I, I just died in your bathroom tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your bathroom tonight...
Nice, Espectro!I am particularly fond of this one:
Not making fun of your English (you don't want to hear my Spanish!) or any typos here, but the concept of passing away in your bathroom rather than passing out there takes on a whole unexpected level of "friendship" that the other doesn't cut. :LOL:
Oh I, I just died in your bathroom tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your bathroom tonight...
I could change it, but thinking it well, I like the new meaning