Well, this is my improve version of your lovely post... :devil:
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator, drinks all your beers and eat all your meal.
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend see you cry, walks to you, hit you in the head and says "YOU BIG SISSY!".
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend knows you mother name and constantly says to you "Men your mom is hot".
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early, don't bring sh$t, gets drunk, puke on your sofa, gets laid in your parents rrom and pass away in your batroom.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend says to you "You better be Angeina Jolie to fu$%ink wake me this late!!".
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend when you tell him your problems will say to you "Men, do I look like a fu·$% care!!??"
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend ask about your romantic history so he can get laid will all your your ex girlfriends and mocks you with it
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend comes to your house after you had a figth and whipe your a$$ till you forgive him.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there... for your sister.
A simple friend relies on geography to remain close to you.
A real friend crosses oceans... to stalk your sister
A simple friend won’t call if you don’t call.
A real friend wont call you EVEN if you call him 100 times, leave messages in his answer machines, send him 200 emails, send him 300 faxs, etc.
A simple friend remains close out of fear of losing you.
A real friend knows that distance and time away from each other are nonsignificant... coz if your away he can get away with your girlfriend
Hope you enjoy it
