I hate it when my farts don't smell.
I also hate it when people pretend not to have understood me at first, but then they'll go on with the conversation as if they completely understood everything from the beginning, without me having to repeat what I said.
I hate texting.
I love listening to 60s music when I'm driving late at night with all the windows closed.
I love the sound it makes when I open a bottle of Sprite.
I love to speak while I burp.