I am Jack's.... (6 Viewers)

[Enron]

This is for all of us Fight Club junkies out there. You can participate even if you havent seen the movie. Alright Ill explain. At one point in the movie Ed Norton reads these articles about body parts, etc and the are from the first person. I got the idea for this in Toms sober thread so I want to thank him and maybe Jeeks? for the idea. Lets see how many I am Jack's we can come up with. Just say I am Jack's (adjective) (body part/mental state/disease/etcf). Ill go first...



I am Jack's Raging Alcoholism.

 

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[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++
I'd suggest you turn up to random self help groups for the hell of it. I am Jack's very bad idea.

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
But if that doesn't work, what Erik said. Rent some porn and polish the helmet. I am Jack's raging hard on.

Are the two posts you are thinking of.

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++


Are the two posts you are thinking of.

yes! thanks to mikhail and swag. i will admit youre on top of your game today.

 

[madlawyer1]

no idea.

 

[Zé Tahir]

I'm Jacks Ass...?

 

[Dan]

Or Im a Jackass.

 

[Tom]

I am jack's ruptured spleen

 

[Zé Tahir]

no, or I'm the jackass

 

[Dan]

I am Jack's lack of humour

 

[GordoDeCentral]

no dude not humour,it's "complete lack of surprise"

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm Jack's sex/rape drive.

 

[Bozi]

i am jacks obsessive compulsion to check every thread on the forum,
without me jack would be more productive and get more work done

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Bozi.78 ] ++
i am jacks obsessive compulsion to check every thread on the forum,
without me jack would be more productive and get more work done

I am Jack's Stolen Mojo:frown:

 

[Beto]

I am Jack's bored head,


wait, does that make any sense guys?

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Beto ] ++
I am Jack's bored head,


wait, does that make any sense guys?

maybe, if you consider jacks head being separate from himself

 

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I am Jack's Demented Libido

 

[swag]

I am Jack's favorite mod.

 

[Enron]

I am Jack's Unfinished Paper

 

[Geof]

I am Jack's taste for vengeance

 

[Bozi]

i am jacks incessant psychopathic urges.
without me jack would not be locked in a padded cell for life