I am a terrible person because.... (11 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

I hope it made you cry

Oh mr serious.

 

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[Gabriel]

I hope it made you cry

Nah, that's why I wouldn't post the name of the user.

I don't really care what anyone else thinks, but i'd rather clear up things to avoid any kind of flame war.

 

[Nzoric]

Nah, that's why I wouldn't post the name of the user.

I don't really care what anyone else thinks, but i'd rather clear up things to avoid any kind of flame war.

How do you fit a 100 jews into a two seater?

98 in the ashtray and two in the front.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Nah, that's why I wouldn't post the name of the user.

I don't really care what anyone else thinks, but i'd rather clear up things to avoid any kind of flame war.

I always sign my reps neg/pos because I wouldnt point out something is wrong unless i was right. Racism is never justified and racism is never funny. A view that on here gets me no end of shit.

 

[Gabriel]

What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken running across Etiopia.

And the 2nd fastest? The etiopian behind it.

 

[Nzoric]

I always sign my reps neg/pos because I wouldnt point out something is wrong unless i was right. Racism is never justified and racism is never funny. A view that on here gets me no end of shit.

How do you see when someone -reps you? Im pretty sure I've been both +repped and -repped a few times

 

[Enron]

I lived with this guy in Greensboro, NC my second year of Uni. We were good friends the year before, both really laid back and so we thought it would be a perfect set up. Over a span of about a month, he managed to piss me off. He had this girlfriend, she was nice enough, but she practically lived with us in this tiny ass apartment. I would come home to find her napping on the couch, using my bathroom stuff (towels), etc. She was pretty much always in the way, if you wanted to study, she would be watching TV, stuff like that, borrowing stuff without asking and leaving messes. So this builds up over about a month. Finally, she used my wash cloth and towel (my last clean set) and left it in the floor. So I asked her if she could use my roommate's stuff from now on. She was like well his stuff is clean, I didn't want to get it dirty.

So I jerked off into his shampoo and called it a day. Moved out about a week later to avoid getting into a fight. I managed to remain distant friends with my roommate, though his hair was a little more shiny and had a little less bounce.

 

[Gabriel]

I always sign my reps neg/pos because I wouldnt point out something is wrong unless i was right. Racism is never justified and racism is never funny. A view that on here gets me no end of shit.

Look, lets leave it at that. I don't really want to get into an argument with you.

I don't give a fuck about what you think it's right or wrong, and you shouldn't give a fuck about what I think either.

 

[Nzoric]

What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken running across Etiopia.

And the 2nd fastest? The etiopian behind it.

What do you get if you cross over a black man and a octopus? I have no idea, but it picks cotton like a motherfucker.

 

[Fake Melo]

I lived with this guy in Greensboro, NC my second year of Uni. We were good friends the year before, both really laid back and so we thought it would be a perfect set up. Over a span of about a month, he managed to piss me off. He had this girlfriend, she was nice enough, but she practically lived with us in this tiny ass apartment. I would come home to find her napping on the couch, using my bathroom stuff (towels), etc. She was pretty much always in the way, if you wanted to study, she would be watching TV, stuff like that, borrowing stuff without asking and leaving messes. So this builds up over about a month. Finally, she used my wash cloth and towel (my last clean set) and left it in the floor. So I asked her if she could use my roommate's stuff from now on. She was like well his stuff is clean, I didn't want to get it dirty.

So I jerked off into his shampoo and called it a day. Moved out about a week later to avoid getting into a fight. I managed to remain distant friends with my roommate, though his hair was a little more shiny and had a little less bounce.

 

[Nzoric]

In all honesty, I don't get the hating on black people.















I think there should be one in every house

 

[Enron]

 

[Nzoric]

Bitchin song

 

[Enron]

 

[LowLife]

i'm a terrible person because i threw a x-mas tree out of the window in the nye

i'm a terrible person because i can't cry at funerals..i saw both my grandfathers dead and i couldn't find it in me to cry

Thank God i am not the only one.



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I am a terrible person because I slept with my ex's sister.

I am terrible person because I used stolen credit cards to buy stupid stuff online and to donate.

I am terrible person because I made my niece count to 500 at 6 am in the morning.

I am terrible person because I was being very mean to a gay and he cried. He was very close friend to my best friend.

I am terrible person because I go to african's clubs to party so i feel good for not being african, I just appreciate myself.

 

[X Æ A-12]

How do you fit a 100 jews into a two seater?

98 in the ashtray and two in the front.

Hey man, that's not cool, my grandfather died in the Holocaust...



























...poor guy fell off a guard tower.


I am a terrible person because I really like that joke.

 

[king Ale]

I'm so terrible that I can't even share my story with you.

 

[Fake Melo]

I'm so terrible that I can't even share my story with you.

I am sure it's not THAT terrible.

Look at people here, chasing mentally retarded people and yelling "RETARD PATROL"

 

[Enron]

I'm so terrible that I can't even share my story with you.

You are forgiven.

 

[Fred]

I lived with this guy in Greensboro, NC my second year of Uni. We were good friends the year before, both really laid back and so we thought it would be a perfect set up. Over a span of about a month, he managed to piss me off. He had this girlfriend, she was nice enough, but she practically lived with us in this tiny ass apartment. I would come home to find her napping on the couch, using my bathroom stuff (towels), etc. She was pretty much always in the way, if you wanted to study, she would be watching TV, stuff like that, borrowing stuff without asking and leaving messes. So this builds up over about a month. Finally, she used my wash cloth and towel (my last clean set) and left it in the floor. So I asked her if she could use my roommate's stuff from now on. She was like well his stuff is clean, I didn't want to get it dirty.

So I jerked off into his shampoo and called it a day. Moved out about a week later to avoid getting into a fight. I managed to remain distant friends with my roommate, though his hair was a little more shiny and had a little less bounce.

Thank God i am not the only one.



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I am a terrible person because I slept with my ex's sister.

I am terrible person because I used stolen credit cards to buy stupid stuff online and to donate.

I am terrible person because I made my niece count to 500 at 6 am in the morning.

I am terrible person because I was being very mean to a gay and he cried. He was very close friend to my best friend.

I am terrible person because I go to african's clubs to party so i feel good for not being african, I just appreciate myself.

I'm not judging, but i think you should have kept that to yourself