I am a terrible person because.... (1 Viewer)

[Bozi]

ok lets have a bit of fun. we all do it,we hear something or see something terribly sad and the inner bastard in us laughs,or thinks something really cruel, this is you opportunity to let us al know just how terrible you really are!

for example when i play PES and you are running with the ball the commentator says "the crowd love a dribbler" and everything i think "they would fucking love Steven Hawkins"

i am a terrible person because i love spinning my 10 month old nephew round and round and round and then when you stop it takes his brain about 20 seconds to process and his eyes dart from side to side and i laugh my ass off

i am a terrible person because i work with the elderly and frail yet one of my favourite jokes of all time is "what's blue and fucks old women?

hypothermia"

 

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[Salvo]

I am a terrible person because whenever I see this female teacher's aid in her electric wheelchair I instantly think "they see me rollin, they hatin". Also when she delivered her speech about how she had a stroke at a young age and fought through it, I at the end said that speech was a 'stroke' of genius.

 

[Fake Melo]

Fucking hell Salvo, you are terrible

 

[Noodle]

for example when i play PES and you are running with the ball the commentator says "the crowd love a dribbler" and everything i think "they would fucking love Steven Hawkins"

I am a terrible person because whenever I see this female teacher's aid in her electric wheelchair I instantly think "they see me rollin, they hatin". Also when she delivered her speech about how she had a stroke at a young age and fought through it, I at the end said that speech was a 'stroke' of genius.

I guess I'm terrible because I find these hilarious

 

[Bozi]

I am a terrible person because whenever I see this female teacher's aid in her electric wheelchair I instantly think "they see me rollin, they hatin". Also when she delivered her speech about how she had a stroke at a young age and fought through it, I at the end said that speech was a 'stroke' of genius.

thats the sort of thing i am looking for

 

[Salvo]

I am here to please .

 

[Bozi]

i am a terrible person because after my sisters boyfriend cost me a goal in PES by getting his head in the way i started saying he had a bulbous head and that because he is so skinny he looks like a spring onion...and now i have my mates telling him that

i am a terrible person because when i was 8 my gran bought me my first pair of boxer shorts and when she asked me how i liked them i said "aye they are nice but when i pop a hardon it pokes out the front" ...in front of my whole family

 

[Ahmed]

i am a terrible person because when i was 8 my gran bought me my first pair of boxer shorts and when she asked me how i liked them i said "aye they are nice but when i pop a hardon it pokes out the front" ...in front of my whole family

/thread.

 

[Kate]

I am a terrible person because the other day at the grocery store one of the check out clerks, who is a dwarf, said "I can help you down here" and I laughed in her face.

 

[Ahmed]

Gigi would be so disappointed.

 

[Kate]

I know

 

[ZoSo]

I often laugh at 'intellectually disabled people' (retards) like this one time on my tram when this fat retarded guy shat his pants and you could see like brown stuff on the seat and at the back of his pants. And then one chick almost sat down on it.

 

[acmilan]

... I am a Milan fan?

 

[Fint]

I often laugh at 'intellectually disabled people' (retards) like this one time on my tram when this fat retarded guy shat his pants and you could see like brown stuff on the seat and at the back of his pants. And then one chick almost sat down on it.

but the correct terminology is handitard

 

[Fred]

I am a terrible person because whenever I see this female teacher's aid in her electric wheelchair I instantly think "they see me rollin, they hatin". Also when she delivered her speech about how she had a stroke at a young age and fought through it, I at the end said that speech was a 'stroke' of genius.

 

[Azzurri7]

This always happens to me,

Someone dies in my village in Lebanon, we go there to pay our condolences and respect, I meet with my cousins or relatives and maaaan, we start laughing for no fucking reason. There's this silence, everyone's crying, we start staring at each-others, we remember something silly and lame and bloom my body starts shaking before I turn my head down and start laughing like an idiot.

I hate myself after-wards.

 

[Noodle]

... I am a Milan fan?

Correct

This always happens to me,

Someone dies in my village in Lebanon, we go there to pay our condolences and respect, I meet with my cousins or relatives and maaaan, we start laughing for no fucking reason. There's this silence, everyone's crying, we start staring at each-others, we remember something silly and lame and bloom my body starts shaking before I turn my head down and start laughing like an idiot.

I hate myself after-wards.

Oh man, similar things have happened to me. So fucking awkward.

 

[Kate]

This always happens to me,

Someone dies in my village in Lebanon, we go there to pay our condolences and respect, I meet with my cousins or relatives and maaaan, we start laughing for no fucking reason. There's this silence, everyone's crying, we start staring at each-others, we remember something silly and lame and bloom my body starts shaking before I turn my head down and start laughing like an idiot.

I hate myself after-wards.

I laughed at my father's funeral.

There was a video of his ashes being spread at sea by the Navy, and it was prefaced by this person saying "It was such a beautiful day, with a bright shining sun and a light, warm wind" and when the video started it was like a gale was blowing! People were having to hold onto the railings of the ship and hold their hats on. I spent the entire rest of the service giggling.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Im pretty sure all you peeps,including myself are much worse than this The stories comming out are just the ones we can say without looking like a big BIG douche

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I know I have some; just can't think of any right now.