How Poor Are You? (4 Viewers)

[Azzurri7]

In the summer I'll make like 180 a week but not for too long. because I'll be traveling.

 

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[madlawyer1]

++ [ originally posted by chxta ] ++
Hey madlawyer, if you earn 20k naira per month, how are you alive in Abuja? I mean, that figure goes nowhere except in Ibadan!

The Lord protects his own my broda.

 

[Chxta]

Sorry, I don't have that much faith in him...

I tend to believe in myself more often than not...

 

[Chxta]

Just for the fun of it, I inputed an annual income of $1000 into that scheisse Gray put up, and this was the result:

You are in the top 44.52% richest people in the world.
There are 3,328,279,301 people poorer than you.
How do you feel about that? A bit richer we hope. Please consider donating just a small amount to help some of the poorest people in the world. Many of their lives could be improved dramatically or even saved if you donate just one hour's salary (approx $0.69)

Oh, and in case you’re interested you are the 2,671,720,699 richest person in the world.

What kinda fucking marketing strategy's that?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

20 000 naira a day chillin in Victoria island

 

[Débora_BR]

I dont know. I dont have a job. The only thing i know is that i am midle-class in Brazil.

 

[Chxta]

++ [ originally posted by Altair ] ++
20 000 naira a day chillin in Victoria island

O boy, u b omo Naija? If na so tel mi hu u b.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I be da cockroach whom "5,971,172,435 people poorer than." lol

 

[alex_samatar]

I think i am the poorest person in this world because i don't get even one cent but i believe one day i will be the richest man in the world
I hope P Gate will be ma best friend because of ma money

 

[nedved34]

++ [ originally posted by alex_samatar ] ++
I think i am the poorest person in this world because i don't get even one cent but i believe one day i will be the richest man in the world
I hope P Gate will be ma best friend because of ma money

who's P gate?

 

[Azzurri7]

your a great person Samatar, you'll do alot of money I guess.

 

[nedved34]

++ [ originally posted by azzurri7 ] ++
In the summer I'll make like 180 a week but not for too long. because I'll be traveling.

what do you work Rab?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

++ [ originally posted by snoop ] ++


who's P gate?

not who but what, it's the famous Pee Gate a mystical place where the rite of entrance is peeing.

 

[gray]

++ [ originally posted by snoop ] ++
can you explain me this Gray?(the meaning)

if it mean what I am thinking ,it's complete bullshit

It means that you're richer than 100% - "whatever percentile you're richer than" people.

So if you're in the 95th percentile, you're richer than 5% of the people in the world.

 

[Mark]

I'm so poor I can't afford to pay attention.

 

[Elnur_E65]

Three billion people live on less than $2 per day while 1.3 billion get by on less than $1 per day. Seventy percent of those living on less than $1 per day are women.

 

[Chxta]

++ [ originally posted by mark77 ] ++
I'm so poor I can't afford to pay attention.

 

[swag]

Good one, Mark77. :LOL:

One year, while I was a grad student, I was doing my taxes for the previous year. Once I totaled up the numbers, I realized I had earned more money from an insurance settlement - when a car hit me on my bicycle - than I did on everything else combined. The sad part was that we're not talking some big pain-and-suffering settlement with me walking around in a neckbrace. It really just covered a totaled bicycle, which was a used, 8-year-old bike I bought off another grad student at that.

That year on the tax form box that asked my profession, I wrote in "stunt man".

 

[Chxta]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
Good one, Mark77. :LOL:

One year, while I was a grad student, I was doing my taxes for the previous year. Once I totaled up the numbers, I realized I had earned more money from an insurance settlement - when a car hit me on my bicycle - than I did on everything else combined. The sad part was that we're not talking some big pain-and-suffering settlement with me walking around in a neckbrace. It really just covered a totaled bicycle, which was a used, 8-year-old bike I bought off another grad student at that.

That year on the tax form box that asked my profession, I wrote in "stunt man".

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
Good one, Mark77. :LOL:

One year, while I was a grad student, I was doing my taxes for the previous year. Once I totaled up the numbers, I realized I had earned more money from an insurance settlement - when a car hit me on my bicycle - than I did on everything else combined. The sad part was that we're not talking some big pain-and-suffering settlement with me walking around in a neckbrace. It really just covered a totaled bicycle, which was a used, 8-year-old bike I bought off another grad student at that.

That year on the tax form box that asked my profession, I wrote in "stunt man".

at least you still had your sense of humour