How Is Your Day... (10 Viewers)

[Slagathor]

That's true but I don't aim low. It's no good and I rather be rejected a couple of times and end with hottie than score at the first hit and end with some girl that will stalk you

 

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[Tom]

its true you know..they stalk you

I had to hide in the toilet once :redface:

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
its true you know..they stalk you

I had to hide in the toilet once :redface:

I really need to go clubbing with you some time!

 

[Tom]

never a dull moment. And theres always one smartass that stays sober and remembers what happened :redface:

 

[Slagathor]

And who then rubs in your face how he had to help you out of the canal you cycled in on the way home

 

[Tom]

canal

I have been known to walk home, takes about 3 hours when you're drunk

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
canal

I have been known to walk home, takes about 3 hours when you're drunk

and you live a hundred yards from the pub, right?

I so often don't remember things. I've woken up with bruises without remembering where I got them so often that I've lost track of count... :embarass:

 

[Tom]

actually its about 6 miles from town to my house. Thats two miles an hour :redface:

you get into fights too then? nothing beats a good mass brawl on the dancefloor

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
erik, actually its about 6 miles from town to my house. Thats two miles an hour :redface:

you get into fights too then? nothing beats a good mass brawl on the dancefloor

Two miles an hour? That's faster than me

No, no mass brawls. I always get into stupid fights usually because I start saying out loud what I think when I'm drunk (Woh, look at him! If I had a face like that, I'd shave me bum and walk backwards!)

Also, I remember (yes, remember :dazed:) one time where I'm on my bike and I'm holding my arms wide (heaven knows why) and one of my arms hits against a traffic sign, causing me to crash and my arm to get seriously bruised

 

[Tom]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
No, no mass brawls. I always get into stupid fights usually because I start saying out loud what I think when I'm drunk (Woh, look at him! If I had a face like that, I'd shave me bum and walk backwards!)

Also, I remember (yes, remember :dazed:) one time where I'm on my bike and I'm holding my arms wide (heaven knows why) and one of my arms hits against a traffic sign, causing me to crash and my arm to get seriously bruised

I once got into a fight cos i was taking the piss out of this guys dancing. He wasn't too happy but the posse sorted him out

so let me get this straight, you cycle home after a night out?

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++


I once got into a fight cos i was taking the piss out of this guys dancing. He wasn't too happy but the posse sorted him out

Great way to pick a fight - start commenting on guys dancings. It's a universal one, that one!

so let me get this straight, you cycle home after a night out?

Well I used to but since I live in The Hague I can take trams, busses or taxis (such a blessing)

Cycling is a lot of fun though - always gets you into the weirdest situations. I used to live in a small village so we had to cycle into town for all the good clubs and pubs (about 5 miles) and the way back was always hilarious. Cows on the road, one of your mates pissing against an electric fence etc.

 

[Tom]

do you actually get anywhere though or just go sideways into a brick wall

sounds a laugh though but how do you store your bikes?

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
do you actually get anywhere though or just go sideways into a brick wall

No brick wall but dozens of canals

sounds a laugh though but how do you store your bikes?

It's Holland, mate Everybody goes by bicycle here cause, unlike with cars, there's no law against drinking and cycling. The usual situation is that most pubs and clubs are situated on or around the market and the market place is always crammed with bikes.

Negative aspect - if you don't remember where you put the blasted thing, it takes you hours to find it again

 

[Tom]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
It's Holland, mate Everybody goes by bicycle here cause, unlike with cars, there's no law against drinking and cycling. The usual situation is that most pubs and clubs are situated on or around the market and the market place is always crammed with bikes.

Negative aspect - if you don't remember where you put the blasted thing, it takes you hours to find it again

no law against it? COOOOL!!

cycling into a canal in Holland has just been added to my to do list

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
no law against it? COOOOL!!

cycling into a canal in Holland has just been added to my to do list

I'll lend you a bike

 

[Tom]

ta mate, don't expect to get it back in one piece though

 

[SilvLightning]

No problem.
Btw, I also searched for the original profile but like you I haven't found it.

 

[Tom]

thanks

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
ta mate, don't expect to get it back in one piece though

Ay, no worries. I can get one for 5 quid off a junkie who knicked it somewhere in Amsterdam

 

[Tom]

5 quid for a bike?

is there anything about your country that doesn't rule?