Reminds me of an old TV commercial idea.
Bud Light, when trying to establish their brand as a distinctive and desirable form of light beer back in the 1980s, used to have this "Give me a light..." campaign. Some guy would say, "Give me a light" when walking up to the bar, the bartender would hand him a blowtorch, and the guy would say, "No, Bud Light." Ha ha.
Then I heard a story from a doctor friend of mine -- the classic "what ER patients have inserted up their ass" stories. One was of a guy who had a light bulb way up there ... in tact. So much so, that apparently the ambient EMFs when they did a body scan caused the damn thing to light up.
Hence the TV commercial idea of, "Give me a light." ... "No, BUTT light."